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Classic Everton Songs

Everton Fans have of course turned their hands at re-writing the words of many classics and standards over the years

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 Royal Blue Jersey
 Blue and White Submarine
 Its a Long Way to Wembley Stadium
 Onward Evertonians
 We shall not be moved
 The Ballard of Davie Hickson

Submitted by Rick Tarleton

 The First Day of Christmas

Submitted by Adam Heron

  
 Royal Blue Jersey
(To the tune of "????" )
  
Oh we hate Bill Shankly
And we hate St John
But most of all we hate Big Ron
And we'll hang the Kopites one by one
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey
  
So to hell with Liverpool and Rangers too
We'll throw them all in the Mersey
And we'll fight fight fight
With all our might
For the lads in the Royal Blue Jersey
  
 Blue and White Submarine
 (To the tune of Yellow Submarine)
  
Number One is Gordon West
Number Two is Tommy Wright
Number Three is Ray Wilson
Number Four is Howard Kendall
Number Five is Brian Labone
Number Six is Colin Harvey
Number Seven is Alex Young
Number Eight is Alan Ball
Number Nine is Joey Royle
Number Ten is Johnny Hurst
Number Eleven is Morrissey
Number Twelve is Sandy Brown ...

We all live in a blue-and-white submarine
A blue-and-white submarine,
A blue-and-white submarine.

We all live in a blue-and-white submarine
A blue-and-white submarine,
A blue-and-white submarine.

 
 When you're smiling
 (an old standard, originally by Dean Martin)
  

Oh when you're smiling,
When you're smiling,
The whole world smiles with you

And when your laughing,
when you're laughing,
The sun comes shining through.

But when you're crying, you'll bring on the rain
So stop your crying, be happy again

Coz when you're smiling,
When you're smiling,
The whole world smiles with you...

... without yer kecks on!

  
 It's a Long Way to Wembley Stadium
 (to the tune of Its a Long Way to Tipperary)
  
It's a long way to Wembley Stadium
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to Wembley Stadium
For the greatest team I know

Goodbye Upper Parly
Farewell Clayton Square
It's a long long way to Wembley Stadium
But Everton will be there

  
 Onward Evertonians
 (to the tune of Onward Christian Soldiers)
  
Onward Evertonians
Onward for to see
See the Royal twin towers
And Royal Wem-ber-ley

See the Royal Blue jerseys
As faithful as can be
Forging on to victory
And fighting con-stant-ly

Onward Evertonians,
Don't let your pride be moved:
Remember our song for Wem-ber-ley
Is: We Shall Not Be Moved.

  
 We Shall Not Be Moved
 
We shall not, we shall not be moved
We shall not, we shall not be moved
Just like a team that's gonna win the FA Cup
We shall not be moved
  
 The Ballard of Davie Hickson
 
As I keep telling everyone I've been supporting Everton now for fifty years (first game: Everton v Chelsea, 5 Feb 1955).  I remember my mate, Harry Owens bringing into the playground at Rathbone a version of The Ballad of Davy Crockett which went;

Born in the grasslands of Ellesmere Port,
Football was his favourite sport,
Signed on for Everton at seventeen
And he's the best since the great Dixie Dean,
Davie, Davie Hickson,
King of Goodison Park.

Apart from the factual inaccuracy, Dave Hickson was born in Salford, but moved to Ellesmere Port as a three year old, it's rather a good song.  I wonder if any other older Evertonians, remember this.  Or was it just a product of Harry and his dad's private imagination ? Rick Tarleton

 
  
 On the First Day of Christmas
 
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a Neville Southall in the goal!!!

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal!!!

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal!!!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
4 Kev the Rat
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal!!!


On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
FIIIIVE DER-ICK MOUNTFIELD!!!
4 Kev the Rat
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal!!!

On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
6 Peter Reid
FIIIIVE DER-ICK MOUNTFIELD!!!
4 Kev the Rat
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal

On the Seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
7 tricky Trev
6 Peter Reid
FIIIIVE DER-ICK MOUNTFIELD!!!
4 Kev the Rat
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal

On the Eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
8 Andy Grey
7 Tricky Trev
6 Peter Reid
FIIIIVE DER-ICK MOUNTFIELD!!!
4 Kev the Rat
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal!!!

On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
9 Graeme Sharp
8 Andy Grey
7 Tricky Trev
6 Peter Reid
FIIIIVE DER-ICK MOUNTFIELD!!!
4 Kev the Rat
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal!!!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
10 Paul Bracewell
9 Graeme Sharp
8 Andy Grey
7 Tricky Trev
6 Peter Reid
FIIIIVE DER-ICK MOUNTFIELD!!!
4 Kev the Rat
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal!!!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
eeeeleven Kevin Sheedy
10 Paul Bracewell
9 Graeme Sharp
8 Andy Grey
7 Tricky Trev
6 Peter Reid
FIIIIVE DER-ICK MOUNTFIELD!!!
4 Kev the Rat
3 Psycho Pat
2 Gary Stevens
and a Neville Southall in the goal!!!

 
  

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