Inspired by Ben Howards efforts in "Everton to Finish 4th Shock", I've followed his lead with something to welcome our new arrivals from the terraces.
Here's my effort for Denis ? sung along to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana"...
"His name was Denis - Den Stracqualursi
He was signed by Davey Moyes, to play with the Everton boys
And when he finished, he never missed it
Cus Denis was a star, never hit above the bar
And when the punches flew. The Reds were smashed in two
There was just a single goal?
But just who? scored? it?
It was Denis (DEN!), Den Stracqualursi (STRACQUALURSI!)
The hottest shot north of the Mersey (here!)
And it?s Denis (DEN!), Den Stracqualursi
Footie and passion were always the fashion
At Goodison....they fell in love?.."
Mike Green, Posted 02/09/2011 at 11:18:28
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1 Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:27:14
Wrap some lyrics around Kenwright out......I'll sing for that
2 Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:32:05
3 Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:35:05
4 Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:35:05
5 Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:59:34
6 Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:24:55
7 Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:44:58
and its no longer funny
that we've got no money
and its all down to Kenshite we know
8 Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:33:50
Not sure what the most secure way of getting my mobile and email to you is....?
Maybe the editor can help....?
Either way - I'll see you at some point when you get down here.
9 Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:49:49
10 Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:56:44
11 Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:05:03
12 Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:27:30
13 Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:33:49
To the tune of Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time) by the Delfonics
Diniyar blow your mind this time, didn't I, oh
Diniyar blow your mind this time, didn't I
Diniyar do it baby... Diniyar I do it baby
Diniyar do it baby... Diniyar do it baby
14 Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:35:18
15 Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:39:40
16 Posted 02/09/2011 at 17:06:14
I'll try and tweet you... should be interesting.....
17 Posted 02/09/2011 at 17:34:43
Won't get fooled again. By the Who.
I particularly like the line.
"The men who spurred us on, now sit in judgemeny of our own, they've decided the shotgun sings the songs".
18 Posted 02/09/2011 at 17:47:54
Going down, going down, going down ...............................................
(Tongue in cheek boys)
19 Posted 02/09/2011 at 18:24:01
20 Posted 02/09/2011 at 18:29:49
Everton are the team to follow,
'Cos Ross Barkley's much better
Than Mikel Arteta,
He's the best little Scouser we know.
21 Posted 02/09/2011 at 18:30:15
22 Posted 02/09/2011 at 18:58:31
Follow, Follow, Follow
Everton's the team to follow
Everybodys better than Mikel Arteta
He's the worst little spainard we know
23 Posted 02/09/2011 at 21:00:48
24 Posted 02/09/2011 at 21:08:35
25 Posted 02/09/2011 at 21:30:45
I am liking that mate it could catch on i think.
26 Posted 02/09/2011 at 22:09:16
27 Posted 02/09/2011 at 22:05:36
Everton Everton Everto.....on,
Everton Everton Everton,
28 Posted 02/09/2011 at 22:24:19
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy the bush Kangaroo
29 Posted 02/09/2011 at 22:59:16
30 Posted 02/09/2011 at 23:37:37
31 Posted 03/09/2011 at 00:09:46
"Curly toes, Curly toes, These threads they curl your toes..."
Was it refering to last seasons infamous pink strip? Must be. Nice one! Well done for entering into the spirit of it things, you're mad you...
32 Posted 03/09/2011 at 00:16:20
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