Everton News, Season 2011-12
Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Everton
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Everton go into their penultimate game of the 2011-12 season looking for a victory over relegated Wolverhampton Wanderers that would leave them needing just a point against Newcastle United next week to claim seventh place.
The Blues lead Liverpool and Fulham by three points going into this week's round of games and have a superior goal difference to both clubs.
David Moyes has a few injury concerns for the trip to Molineux, though, after Victor Anichebe limped out of the action against Stoke.
He joined Phil Neville, who pulled a hamstring in training, and Darron Gibson in the treatment room where Leighton Baines has been making progress on his own hamstring problem. The England international is unlikely to be fit for Sunday, however, and that will mean continuation in the left-back slot for Sylvain Distin.
The line-up is likely to be largely unchanged from the side that played the bulk of the 1-1 draw at the Britannia Stadium. Leon Osman, Steven PIenaar and either Maroune Fellaini or Tim Cahill — one of the last two will slot in behind Nikica Jelavic — will form the core of the midfield with perhaps Magaye Gueye or even Ross Barkley getting the nod on the left flank.
Moyes is keen to finish as high as possible —not least because each place is likely to be worth around £800,000 — but he will be wary of playing a side that has had all the pressure lifted off them by the confirmation that they will be returning to the Championship next season.
Terry Connor's side went to Swansea without a care in the world last weekend and scored four times in an entertaining score draw where defence was seemingly relegated to an afterthought. Everton, and Jelavic in particular, will be hoping to exploit those defensive frailties in a fixture they won handsomely 3-0 a little over a year ago.
Victory this weekend would also, of course, complete the double for Everton over Wolves and would represent the fourth double for the Blues this season after home and away successes over Swansea, West Bromwich Albion and Fulham.
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Vellios must have banged Moyes's missus, taken his car for a joy ride and shit in his trainers. Surely no other explanation for his being left out in the cold for so long now despite his goals return. :-P
Totally agree Lyndon, I'm amazed how he doesn't even make the bench now.
The mind of Moyes, as we know, works in mysterious ways. This game has money and more important kudos riding on it so the 'risk' of a run out for Vellios - much as I would like to see it - is very unlikely. DM obviously thinks that M Gueye is ready and A Vellios isn't.
Interesting that Baines may be fit. My choice would be to keep Distin improving at LB (who knows when we might need him again?) and put Baines on the bench ready for the Newky game. He could always come on at LB if necessary - or left midfield later on to see how that goes. Couldn't do any worse than Gueye, could he.
Interesting that Baines may be fit. My choice would be to keep Distin improving at LB (who knows when we might need him again?) and put Baines on the bench ready for the Newky game. He could always come on at LB if necessary - or left midfield later on to see how that goes. Couldn't do any worse than Gueye, could he.
Bizarro World was invented by DC comics in the 60s
In the Bizarro world of "Htrae" ("Earth" spelled backwards), society is ruled by the Bizarro code which states..
"Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!"
In one episode, for example, a salesman is doing a brisk trade selling Bizarro bonds: "Guaranteed to lose money for you".
Later, the mayor appoints Bizarro No. 1 to investigate a crime, "Because you are stupider than the entire Bizarro police force put together".
This is intended and taken as a great compliment.
I was reminded of this by Keiths's observation that..
"DM obviously thinks that M Gueye is ready and A Vellios isn't"
In the Bizarro world of "Htrae" ("Earth" spelled backwards), society is ruled by the Bizarro code which states..
"Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!"
In one episode, for example, a salesman is doing a brisk trade selling Bizarro bonds: "Guaranteed to lose money for you".
Later, the mayor appoints Bizarro No. 1 to investigate a crime, "Because you are stupider than the entire Bizarro police force put together".
This is intended and taken as a great compliment.
I was reminded of this by Keiths's observation that..
"DM obviously thinks that M Gueye is ready and A Vellios isn't"
Chelsea 2 - 0... is that enough to believe the Shite won't do it?
Don't get too worked up yet Paul.
Even at 2-0 Chelsea could still blow it against these spawny shit-bags.
By the way, continuing on the Bizzarro world thought, usually for an FA Cup final, the manager would wear a smart suit.
King Kenny's look today makes me think this could be the Bizarro FA Cup final.
Kenny shortly before being presented to dignitaries - http://www.theunknownstuntman.co.uk/.a/6a0120a65319a8970b014e8722fa5b970d-800wi
Even at 2-0 Chelsea could still blow it against these spawny shit-bags.
By the way, continuing on the Bizzarro world thought, usually for an FA Cup final, the manager would wear a smart suit.
King Kenny's look today makes me think this could be the Bizarro FA Cup final.
Kenny shortly before being presented to dignitaries - http://www.theunknownstuntman.co.uk/.a/6a0120a65319a8970b014e8722fa5b970d-800wi
ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A nap!
When will I ever learn? If Liverpool go two-nil down, it's only to crush me even more when they win.
EXACTLY!
Fucking hell... why am I watching this? It's killing me... was that over?
Since The Victims scored, Chelsea have simply given up on the idea of a third.
I was hoping it was about a foot over when I seen the replay.
I did myself but at the time I swore it was in. My heart can't take this.
Eugene they have shit themselves, it's like they know there's no point and there's nothing they can do. Liverpool will win.
Chelsea were cruising as well, if The Victims net it's all set for them to win, their battering them now. Chelsea are all over the place.
Chelsea were so dominant in the 1st half it should have been game over then. But then we know this only too well.
They should just show that women on the Chelsea bench for the last 5 minutes.
Yeah, I've clocked her before... imagine what she has to put up with on the Chelsea Xmas night out! Fears for her life, no doubt.
GET IN!!!!
Thank fuck for that.
What a shame! (snigger)
Now for the Radio Merseyside after match whine-in......
(And they're knackered regarding the travel back home. Think of the red misery and smile. Time for a beer.)
Now for the Radio Merseyside after match whine-in......
(And they're knackered regarding the travel back home. Think of the red misery and smile. Time for a beer.)
Now let's whup Wolves!
Awwwh... What a shame. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving pile of utter shitbag shite. And their scruffy old shitbag manager.
But does that make our own shitbag KITAH1 capitulation any more bearable? Not one iota. In fact worse. Because I hadn't thought about it much today till I wrote that.
Bitter Blues. Absolutely!
But does that make our own shitbag KITAH1 capitulation any more bearable? Not one iota. In fact worse. Because I hadn't thought about it much today till I wrote that.
Bitter Blues. Absolutely!
I don't know why they look so miserable, I think for that side, a top 10 finish is quite an achievement.
Incidentally, the way Carroll shaped up for that chance at the end actually made me laugh out loud - genuinely comical
Incidentally, the way Carroll shaped up for that chance at the end actually made me laugh out loud - genuinely comical
See Sewerez shouting at the linesman.
What a fucking disgusting twat!
What a fucking disgusting twat!
£100 million + to be mediocre.
Long live KK.
I hope he gets more to spend this summer.
I just hope Fulham and Norwich et al overtake them in last two games.
Long live KK.
I hope he gets more to spend this summer.
I just hope Fulham and Norwich et al overtake them in last two games.
Radio going on......let the whining begin (titter)
Word association.
Suarez......rodent.
Suarez......rodent.
The world is good. Always loved those chelsea lads
It`s time for a good drink....
Thank Fuck for that........................wwwwoooohhoooo......
Well I thought that the shite were very unlucky in the end......................
long may their bad luck reign!!!
long may their bad luck reign!!!
Hard luck Liverpool - that goal- that-never-was should have been given - it was fully over the line.
Now you know what injustice feels like when a 'small' club doesn't get the decisions it should.
Read 'em and weep you twats!
Now you know what injustice feels like when a 'small' club doesn't get the decisions it should.
Read 'em and weep you twats!
kevin sparke................I hope it was 2 ft over the line the TWATS..............I hate them fucking red shite bastards..................great day.....
Just switched TW on first post I saw was yours Kevin Sparke, nice one mate I won't watch the shite because whenever I do the feckers win.
Lovely to read they've had a bit of bad luck AND LOST HAHAHAHA.
Lovely to read they've had a bit of bad luck AND LOST HAHAHAHA.
Cilla Black, Jimmy Tarbuck, Ricky Tomlinson, Angelina Jollie, Colonel Gaddafi, that bloke who plays James Bond, DJ Spoony, Colin from Match of the Day 2, Cherie Blair, Michael Howard ? your boys took one hell of a beating!
The whole of the ball did not cross the line. Lets not fall out.
Ian get with the spirit of things,it did cross the line ha.
Ian - I agree, I might have been wrong..
.. Oh well ;-)
.. Oh well ;-)
Maybe but never. You know what i mean.
I think part of the ball crossed the line, not all of it, no goal, and the linesman got it right. He might also have given the correct decision if the ball had crossed.
The 'famous Russian linesman' in the 1966 World Cup Final was adamant that the ball had crossed the line. I can't, however, recall Kenneth Wolstenholme explaining that more than 10 million Soviet citizens had died as a result of the invasion of his country by Germany a mere 25 years previous.
I guess we all see what we want to see.
The 'famous Russian linesman' in the 1966 World Cup Final was adamant that the ball had crossed the line. I can't, however, recall Kenneth Wolstenholme explaining that more than 10 million Soviet citizens had died as a result of the invasion of his country by Germany a mere 25 years previous.
I guess we all see what we want to see.
Lyndon #947, you barred me after I used similar sexual analogies (1st four letters spell anal oooo matron), but it doesn't hide the fact that you've got a point....what has happened to Velios
I've watched numerous replays, and ESPN are now trying some hawkeye shit, and I still can't make up my mind whether I want it to be in or not. If it did cross the line, they'd take the moral high ground and it would be more victim shit.
On balance, I really couldn't give a rats arse. I've listened to them all day on Radio 5, none of them from anywhere near the shores of the city. One beaut pointed out how Dalglish if they won today would've won more as a player and manager at Liverpool than Chelsea in their history.
So, what can we deduce from that?
That they were utterly shite before 63?
That they have been utterly shite/lucky since 90?
On balance, I really couldn't give a rats arse. I've listened to them all day on Radio 5, none of them from anywhere near the shores of the city. One beaut pointed out how Dalglish if they won today would've won more as a player and manager at Liverpool than Chelsea in their history.
So, what can we deduce from that?
That they were utterly shite before 63?
That they have been utterly shite/lucky since 90?
Well if Koppites can ignore tv evidence regarding Suarez I feel entitled in saying:
"good goal"........."awww, tuf shit eh, fnar"
I see trees are green,
Skies are blue,
Liverpool one, Chelsea Two.......and I think to myself......What a wonderful world!! Xx
Skies are blue,
Liverpool one, Chelsea Two.......and I think to myself......What a wonderful world!! Xx
Barry Rathbone 030
"good goal"........."awww, tuf shit eh, fnar"
That about sums up most redshites!!!!!!
"good goal"........."awww, tuf shit eh, fnar"
That about sums up most redshites!!!!!!
TELL YER MA, YER MA,
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE IN THE FRIDGE,
THE CUPS GOING TO STAMFORD BRIDGE
TELL YER MA, YER MA
Whining sods
TO PUT THE CHAMPAGNE IN THE FRIDGE,
THE CUPS GOING TO STAMFORD BRIDGE
TELL YER MA, YER MA
Whining sods
Clive Thomas...Handball Hansen...Graham Liver Poll...Mark Clattenburg...Beezlezebub - how d'you like it?
"What a day this has been
What a rare mood I'm in..."
Doesn't make up for the Anfeld giveaway and semi surrender but eases the pain a wee bit
Bitter with a lot to be bitter about
"What a day this has been
What a rare mood I'm in..."
Doesn't make up for the Anfeld giveaway and semi surrender but eases the pain a wee bit
Bitter with a lot to be bitter about
Let's get one thing straight! The only reason dominiated the last 25mins was because Chelsea were knackered. They played most of their first choice side 48hrs ago in a real battle against Newcastle. Liverpool had an extra 24hours rest and played hardly any first teamers on Tuesday. The pitch is massive too which took its toll. Has Liverpool equalised they would have been nailed on to over-run them in extra time.
My only gripe about the incident was Carroll and the RacistRodent gave the lino a right verbal lashing, and really should have both seen red cards for foul and abusive language.
But I'm nit-picking now.
But I'm nit-picking now.
What goes beeep....beeeep........ beeeeep....... beeeeep ?
The sound of the LFC victory tour bus being backed into a garage!!
What a bastard though, I wasted a fortune on pellets, the twats were going to pass right in front of my house if they'd have won. (I kid you not!)
The sound of the LFC victory tour bus being backed into a garage!!
What a bastard though, I wasted a fortune on pellets, the twats were going to pass right in front of my house if they'd have won. (I kid you not!)
Stephen Sullivan............and??...........who gives a shit they lost..........I dont care how they lost just lost..............thank fuckin god.............I hate them red bastards..............happy days......I really hope its proven to be a "goal" we've suffered enough wrong calls against them twats...............KARMA..........
I'm listening to "Talkshite' is anyone who supports the shite actually from Liverpool???
I see trees are green, skies are blue,
Liverpool one, Chelsea two....
And I think to myself...
What a wonderful world!
Liverpool one, Chelsea two....
And I think to myself...
What a wonderful world!
Listen Dougie babe,
You cannot possibly have enjoyed that result more than me.
I was simply panicking at the end not because LFC were particularly good but because Chelsea were knackered due to the game 48hrs earlier.
Like the rest of us I expected something to go in for Liverpool cos' it always seems to in the big games.
For once, just ONCE! they know how it feels to lose a bloody final.
You cannot possibly have enjoyed that result more than me.
I was simply panicking at the end not because LFC were particularly good but because Chelsea were knackered due to the game 48hrs earlier.
Like the rest of us I expected something to go in for Liverpool cos' it always seems to in the big games.
For once, just ONCE! they know how it feels to lose a bloody final.
Breaking News: Queen's Drive will be open all day tomorrow...
Welder needed asap... to put a roof back on a bus.
I don't care if it wasn't a goal.
I'm gonna tell all the kopite scum that I thought it was and how unlucky they where.
Before laughing my bellend off in their face.
I'm gonna tell all the kopite scum that I thought it was and how unlucky they where.
Before laughing my bellend off in their face.
Life's funny isn't it... you have no trophy for 6 years then you win the League Cup. It's a bit like being single for 6 years and then bringing home Susan Boyle.
Stephen............Believe me no-one is celebrating more than me.........I hate them bastards................I'm so Fucking happy........I've been in a daze since the semi....but at last I can breath again .........it will never make up for the semi or the anfield surrender but hey it feels a lot better.......I wish It was a Everton victory .......but this is the next best thing...........
Doug ? are sure you're not me in disguise?
Dave #050, make sure you make the point about how these decisions always go against the smaller teams, in favour of the CL favourites.
My ice-cold German Pilsner beers are going down really well tonight... I kind of feel justice has been done... but my heart was in my mouth....not after carrols header but when that buck-toothed ugly twat was finger pointing at the linesman. I can't believe he never gave it...
Maybe the Dark Side's curse of uncanny luck has now beem lifted... Long live the 'king'... give the twat another £200 million to finish mid-table.
I feel so relteved... JUSTICE! (At least it was a team in blue!)
Maybe the Dark Side's curse of uncanny luck has now beem lifted... Long live the 'king'... give the twat another £200 million to finish mid-table.
I feel so relteved... JUSTICE! (At least it was a team in blue!)
To all fellow bitter Blues, above - my sentiments exactly
Enjoy your night out
We must now go for it at Wolves (pssst!.Moyesey...word in your ear)
Enjoy your night out
We must now go for it at Wolves (pssst!.Moyesey...word in your ear)
The media turning on Queen Kenny,just read the write up for the match on skysports.com and he got slated for picking all his signing while there was better options and for employing similar tactics to us in the semi.
Why cant they just back him up,we dont need any more pressure on their board to sack him.
Why cant they just back him up,we dont need any more pressure on their board to sack him.
I convinced myself I wasn't a bitter blue but realised what a big fat lie. I was so gutted we lost semi but so glad they lost today, playing a Chelsea side which ain't a patch on team we played in 2009, with no injuries and with Chelsea being knackered. Reading they lost £50m too, best Wolves it will be a fabulous weekend.
I'm definately bitter, first game I remember I was seven and was 86 cup final. My grandad lived next door. My sister knocked on his door when we scored first goal, my grandad then knocked on our door three times. I own my own house now and invested in a doorbell as I hate listening to a knock on the door
I'm definately bitter, first game I remember I was seven and was 86 cup final. My grandad lived next door. My sister knocked on his door when we scored first goal, my grandad then knocked on our door three times. I own my own house now and invested in a doorbell as I hate listening to a knock on the door
Peter, bitter till we die.
Credit where it's due, I have to say that John W Henry's missus is fit, I thought it was his daughter!!!
I wonder what first attracted her to the multi millionaire JWH? Can't quite get my head round that one.
I wonder what first attracted her to the multi millionaire JWH? Can't quite get my head round that one.
Just Spent 10 mins perusing the RS forums, at RAWK they're about to kill each other.
Marvellous.
Marvellous.
Credit where credit's due, Kenny has got some big brass balls to turn up at HQ for the biggest final on these shores looking like he's nipping down to get his giro.
This site is supposed to be about Everton, this thread about us against Wolves.
I am sure I have not missed an FA Cup Final before and definitely not deliberately, but today I chose to walk round Chester and read a paper in Weatherspoons rather than watch it. I posted on here that it was only a week after the semi that the enormity of that game to set in.
Sometimes when I see their fans in those shirts I realise that I am in fact a bitter blue. Very bitter. I come on here to feel comfort in discussing stuff with fellow blues. Some of the comments above make it all worthwhile, thanks. I am going to say to anyone who will listen that it was miles over the line. Ha ha ha. Victims. I am going to get a t shirt and have the words "I am not a victim" put on it.
Thanks MK and LL
I am sure I have not missed an FA Cup Final before and definitely not deliberately, but today I chose to walk round Chester and read a paper in Weatherspoons rather than watch it. I posted on here that it was only a week after the semi that the enormity of that game to set in.
Sometimes when I see their fans in those shirts I realise that I am in fact a bitter blue. Very bitter. I come on here to feel comfort in discussing stuff with fellow blues. Some of the comments above make it all worthwhile, thanks. I am going to say to anyone who will listen that it was miles over the line. Ha ha ha. Victims. I am going to get a t shirt and have the words "I am not a victim" put on it.
Thanks MK and LL
Drew,different rules for KK - When they qualified for the semi's he said "We don't play on the 15th April, it's not up for debate". Tail wagging the dog
Oh by the way Drew, couple of weeks and he may be drawing his giro......unfortunately
Ian 77
What is wrong with you?
Weatherspoons!!!!
What is wrong with you?
Weatherspoons!!!!
Yeah I know they dont have the footy on.
Greatest fans in the land !!!!!!,about 300 of the manky softfucking hat riddled with badges wearing dickheads were still in the ground when their losing heroes went up the steps, compare that to the thousands who stayed and out sung the winners when Chelsea beat us.
Neil 78
Masterstroke from KKK and the FA, that one. 60,000 scousers had to be off the M6 by breakfast time on the Saturday and Met police had 60,000 paraletic cockneys to deal with at kick off time on the Sunday.
Masterstroke from KKK and the FA, that one. 60,000 scousers had to be off the M6 by breakfast time on the Saturday and Met police had 60,000 paraletic cockneys to deal with at kick off time on the Sunday.
Have to say, Kenny hasn't half turned into a scruff.
Saw him on telly after the Fulham game and he looked like a bemused oul' meff.
Beige V-neck sweater with one half of his shirt-collar (which was like the pot) in and the other half out.
Plus it looked like Michael J.Fox had shaved him and Stevie Wonder had put his tie on for him.
Then today he turned up for a cup final in his sleeping-bag coat looking like he'd spent the night on a bench at The Pier Head.
Can just imagine those waspy Yank owners saying "Someone needs to tell this loser asshole to goddam-well smarten his ass up".
Saw him on telly after the Fulham game and he looked like a bemused oul' meff.
Beige V-neck sweater with one half of his shirt-collar (which was like the pot) in and the other half out.
Plus it looked like Michael J.Fox had shaved him and Stevie Wonder had put his tie on for him.
Then today he turned up for a cup final in his sleeping-bag coat looking like he'd spent the night on a bench at The Pier Head.
Can just imagine those waspy Yank owners saying "Someone needs to tell this loser asshole to goddam-well smarten his ass up".
My god... I thought I was bitter. Oh, hang on, I am, aren't I... But some of the threads on here put me to shame. Come to think of it, I am bitter.
Oh, by the way, lads, I've now dispensed with the lager, and now gone on to the wine. Yes, I'm getting pissed. I fuckin' love Everton.
Oh, by the way, lads, I've now dispensed with the lager, and now gone on to the wine. Yes, I'm getting pissed. I fuckin' love Everton.
Sweet. A day like today makes it all worthwhile. Liverpool FC. Liverpool former champs. The laughing stock of the Premier League. Joke team. A team stuffed with criminals, cheats. skinheads, and racists.
King Dogleash has spent how much? What a joke: Carroll, Henderson, Adam (hahhaha). 20 million for Downing???? Deary me. £35 million on the pony-tail freak from the north-east who can't stay out of trouble: chalked up more arrests than goals the last 12 months?
Henderson: oh dear. That Spearing is pretty good, eh!!! Lacking dignity, morality, football nous and skill. Dignity? Wearing those t-shirts to support the racist Suarez. Each one of those players who wore those t-shirts deserved to lose today.
The way Liverpool FC has conducted itself this season is an insult to English football and, quite frankly Mr Shankly, to the culture of the great Liverpool teams of the 70s and 80s, Ah Nessie, Shanks will be turning in his grave.
That fabulous save from the so-called 2nd Carroll goal was a victory for decent footie fans everywhere. (Forget about was it a goal was it not a goal; the first 60 mins was a walk in the park for Chelski).
8th in the Prem. 9th or 10th in a week or two? Fewer home league wins than Blackburn. Oh dear. Struggling to keep up with Everton and 100 million quid plus on what? Again, the laughing stock of the Premier League. King Kenny Dogleash has done you all proud eh? He'll walk at the end of the season - cave in - as he has done twice before. Pound for pound, return for return, rock bottom of the Prem.
Ah Nessie, Shanks will be turning in his grave. Ah Jessie, Bob Paisley will be turning in his grave.
All together now: 'Liverpool, Liverpool, We're all Laughing at Liverpool .... '
Except for this Kopite gobshite:
http://teamwinning.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/liverpool-fan-crying.jpg
King Dogleash has spent how much? What a joke: Carroll, Henderson, Adam (hahhaha). 20 million for Downing???? Deary me. £35 million on the pony-tail freak from the north-east who can't stay out of trouble: chalked up more arrests than goals the last 12 months?
Henderson: oh dear. That Spearing is pretty good, eh!!! Lacking dignity, morality, football nous and skill. Dignity? Wearing those t-shirts to support the racist Suarez. Each one of those players who wore those t-shirts deserved to lose today.
The way Liverpool FC has conducted itself this season is an insult to English football and, quite frankly Mr Shankly, to the culture of the great Liverpool teams of the 70s and 80s, Ah Nessie, Shanks will be turning in his grave.
That fabulous save from the so-called 2nd Carroll goal was a victory for decent footie fans everywhere. (Forget about was it a goal was it not a goal; the first 60 mins was a walk in the park for Chelski).
8th in the Prem. 9th or 10th in a week or two? Fewer home league wins than Blackburn. Oh dear. Struggling to keep up with Everton and 100 million quid plus on what? Again, the laughing stock of the Premier League. King Kenny Dogleash has done you all proud eh? He'll walk at the end of the season - cave in - as he has done twice before. Pound for pound, return for return, rock bottom of the Prem.
Ah Nessie, Shanks will be turning in his grave. Ah Jessie, Bob Paisley will be turning in his grave.
All together now: 'Liverpool, Liverpool, We're all Laughing at Liverpool .... '
Except for this Kopite gobshite:
http://teamwinning.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/liverpool-fan-crying.jpg
Andy M.............could be !!! I'm just so happy those bastards never spawned another lucky win..........Happy Days!!.........I hate those redshite kopite bastards..........and always will..........it feels good to be alive.........
The plucky little team... blah blah blah....
Anyone responded to my "Toxteth" post. I apologize for not responding last week.
I've posted my responses today.
I've posted my responses today.
I thought I'd be more satisfied seeing the shite thrashed by 4 but the fact that they thought they had a chance and lost is all the better. Couldnt text my red shite supporting mates quick enough. Their standard reply "you're a small club". And mine back to them "and you're all silly enough to think you're still one of the big 4. Poor little everton, the kings of mersyside 2012". They are such twats. Let's hope we thrash wolves.
Woke up this morning in a pool of sweat, I'd had a nightmare! Clattenburg had been the ref and over ruled the linesman then gave a wink to KKK then gave the cheating rodent a penalty in stoppage time
"No no no " i was shouting out ..... Whilst the missus calmed me down and a cold flannel on my head ......... " Shush darling, there there now she whispered, seems you've had a bad dream ......... Was it a bad one she asked, it sounded terrible, like someone was trying to harm you or worse still, have you been watching some sick documentary?"
"Babe it was worse than that I replied, so bad infact that I simply can't repeat it, it's so shocking"
"You poor thing, I'll go bring you breakfast in bed"
Sat up now scrolling through this post pissing myself whislt singing in my head "Always the Victims it's never your fault"
There is God after all, thank you thank you thank you Lord ........
And just think some of the gobshites will still be travelling home even now! .......... Hahahahahaha
COYB 3 points today please!
"No no no " i was shouting out ..... Whilst the missus calmed me down and a cold flannel on my head ......... " Shush darling, there there now she whispered, seems you've had a bad dream ......... Was it a bad one she asked, it sounded terrible, like someone was trying to harm you or worse still, have you been watching some sick documentary?"
"Babe it was worse than that I replied, so bad infact that I simply can't repeat it, it's so shocking"
"You poor thing, I'll go bring you breakfast in bed"
Sat up now scrolling through this post pissing myself whislt singing in my head "Always the Victims it's never your fault"
There is God after all, thank you thank you thank you Lord ........
And just think some of the gobshites will still be travelling home even now! .......... Hahahahahaha
COYB 3 points today please!
John A...are you sure you werent still dreaming...and it was that pretty Chelsea trainer soothing your brow?
Classic thread....classic!!
Thanks due to Eugene for giving up his memories of Bizarro World. I remember with affection them cock eyed Kopite lookalikes.
The coked out donkeys 2nd "goal" would have given Bizarros everywhere great pleasure.
The coked out donkeys 2nd "goal" would have given Bizarros everywhere great pleasure.
My kopite mate just texted me saying to move Kenny upstairs and bring Guardiola in. Fucking hell, how deluded are they? I said for him to be more realistic and invent a time machine and put Shankley back as manager.
Anyway, easy 3 points should be on offer today so I fully expect to be on here later moaning about losing.
Anyway, easy 3 points should be on offer today so I fully expect to be on here later moaning about losing.
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Moyes really does deserve his 'give youth a chance' reputation.
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935 Posted 05/05/2012 at 13:48:01
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I would expect us to win comfortably but, maybe with the pressure off, Wolves might turn up, with a couple of players (hopefully Vellios or Barkley) getting a game.