Hitzlsperger on two-week trial

Personally, I much prefer the Northern/Central European style of football to the Latin (Mediterranean/South American) style that a lot of people seem to drool over. Give me a Lothar Matthias over an Iniesta or a Xavi any day.

Kev Johnson for Player-Manager-Club Doctor-Sky Pundit

The club doctor position might just be a job too far for me! Although, at a pinch, I reckon I could run on the pitch and spray something on the leg of an injured player, frowning in a professional manner as I did so. Ruptured cruciate, broken leg, concussion - wouldn't matter, I'd get out the magic spray. I could also make the substitution gesture - you know, the sort of roly-poly hand thing. Thing with that is: how do you know when to stop? Tough call.

I assume you have the same agent as Keith Chegwin??? Weren't you supposed to be signing as our new 40 goal a season man.............now you're settling to be physio?!!

Steve - pay attention! I was just saying (in response to Brent's earlier post) that I could fill in at physio but I wasn't up to being club doctor, what with having my hands full with other stuff - including, yes absolutely, banging in a hatful.

Glad it's not that.

Every time I see that whining red rodent I want to hit out. Would like Stephen Naismith to introduce his elbow to Suarez in the 3rd minute of injury time when we're 2-0 up. Then stamp on him. Then take a pick-axe and...Do I need anger management therapy?

Stop dilly-dallying up in the ivory tower, Moyesy, sign someone so we don't need to ever see frosty-tips in the middle of the park again...

On a serious note: we were rejected for Ofoe 2 weeks ago, someone should be in by now, there are only a few free agents out there. "Goooosh" as N. Dynamite once said...

Reason #824 I hate "being: Liverpool"... You see that skank playing cards and he still looks like a racist slime twat.

And now our lovable friends have been putting nice remarks on Twitter about Mark Halsey, those lovable bunch of lttle scamps that they are. Another one to be swept under the carpet of "wasn't our fault"

Anyway, back to the thread: Yes, I think he'd make a half decent squad member. I liked him at Villa, nice touch, good shot, bit of devillment in him.

As for Thomas Hitlers cheeseburger (no German put down intended as I'm quarter Deutsch), I've always thought we could do with a bit of Bavarian savvy about us.
Plus, I'd sooner see my bone idle Newfoundland in midfield than Phil Neville.

Re Thomas Hitz, I'd give him a go if he's medically ok. But your shout, Kev.

And Kev - if you're talking about style in midfield no one beats Zidane......

Der der der der de Kevin Johnson
Der der der der de Kevin Johnson

Kevin Johnson Walks on water lalallalalalala

Who put the ball in the redshite net
Who put the ball in the redshite net
Who put the ball in the redshite net
Super Kevin Johnson etc

Or to the tune of nothing like a dame

There is nothing like Kev Johno nothing in the World
There's not a player in the game who doesn't bow when they hear his name

He's the Doctor
He's the skipper
He's the striker
What a thinker

He's the Chairman
He's a pundit
He supports the team
He runs it

He's a Physio
He's a trainer
He's a superstar
No brainer

So what has he got .. he got the fecking lot

There is nothing like Kev Johno nothing in the World
There's not a player in the game who doesn't bow when they hear his name

While Kev can be the hyphenate of the club, you monsieur, must become the MC!

side note: Shitzlsperger - if he signs - would deffo keep us from signing Ofoe in January as well.

What's that they say about payback?

The EPL was getting their pound of flesh some way or another for the racism fiasco the RS caused the league last season. And it centered around the diving Suarez? AND they're a relegation side?

Gee whiz, looks who's not getting any calls.