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Let's all have a Sing-Song!

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Inspired by Ben Howards efforts in "Everton to Finish 4th Shock", I've followed his lead with something to welcome our new arrivals from the terraces.

Here's my effort for Denis ? sung along to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Copacabana"...

"His name was Denis - Den Stracqualursi
He was signed by Davey Moyes, to play with the Everton boys
And when he finished, he never missed it
Cus Denis was a star, never hit above the bar
And when the punches flew. The Reds were smashed in two
There was just a single goal?
But just who? scored? it?

It was Denis (DEN!), Den Stracqualursi (STRACQUALURSI!)
The hottest shot north of the Mersey (here!)
And it?s Denis (DEN!), Den Stracqualursi
Footie and passion were always the fashion
At Goodison....they fell in love?.."


Mike Green, High Wycombe     Posted 02/09/2011 at 11:18:28

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John Feeley
1   Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:27:14

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Way down the priority list - long-term deterioration of the club is far more important issue to tackle.....

Wrap some lyrics around Kenwright out......I'll sing for that
Chris Matheson
2   Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:32:05

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From what you're saying, Denis could be like a new singing.
Chris Rudd
3   Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:35:05

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Very good Chris...very good.
Chris Rudd
4   Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:35:05

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Very good Chris...very good.
Jason Thomas
5   Posted 02/09/2011 at 14:59:34

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You'll have to hand out song sheets at the next game. I'll never remember all that. Good though!
Mark Stone
6   Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:24:55

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Mike, I'm moving to High Wycombe on Sunday! I don't know anyone at all mate - if you ever want to grab a beer let me know - it'd be nice to know a fellow blue!
Gavin Ramejkis
7   Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:44:58

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No dough, no dough, no dough, Everton is the team with no dough....
and its no longer funny
that we've got no money
and its all down to Kenshite we know
Mike Green
8   Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:33:50

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Hi Mark - excellent, were a bit thin on the ground here so another Blue to swell the numbers is great.

Not sure what the most secure way of getting my mobile and email to you is....?

Maybe the editor can help....?

Either way - I'll see you at some point when you get down here.
Dave Reynier
9   Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:49:49

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Follow, Follow, Follow, Everton are the team to follow.....And there's nobody better than Denis the Menace, He's the scariest looking Argy we Know.......
Gary Rowlands
10   Posted 02/09/2011 at 15:56:44

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Gavin #7. That's made me chuckle. Absolutely hilarious
Peter Anthony
11   Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:05:03

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His name is nearly an anagram of Count Dracular... Sink your teeth into the RS Den and I'll tuck you up with my mrs no problems at all...
Mark Stone
12   Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:27:30

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Mike I don't suppose you are on Facebook or twitter by any chance? I'm markrobertstone on twitter, f'book I think there's only about 7 people called 'Mark Stone' - I'm the at the top of the dolomites wearing a Harvard jumper!
Ben Howard
13   Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:33:49

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Thanks for the name check Mike! For what it's worth I still think my song for Billy was inspired.

To the tune of Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time) by the Delfonics

Diniyar blow your mind this time, didn't I, oh
Diniyar blow your mind this time, didn't I

Diniyar do it baby... Diniyar I do it baby
Diniyar do it baby... Diniyar do it baby
Ray Robinson
14   Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:35:18

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Love the sentiment but when did you last hear the crowd sing at Goodison? Think there may be a few expletives flying at the next match though. I like Gavin's efforts but think the metre's not quite right in line 4. Replace "no" with "f*ck all" and it sounds better! I'd be tempted!
Ben Howard
15   Posted 02/09/2011 at 16:39:40

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Would love to hear that singing out from the terraces. It could happen if Moyes had the balls to play Billy behind the striker (maybe Denis?)
Mike Green
16   Posted 02/09/2011 at 17:06:14

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Mark - I've got news for you.... there's nearly as many "Mark Stone"'s on Facebook as "Mike Green"'s :D

I'll try and tweet you... should be interesting.....
Dave Lynch
17   Posted 02/09/2011 at 17:34:43

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How about a stirring rendition of.

Won't get fooled again. By the Who.

I particularly like the line.

"The men who spurred us on, now sit in judgemeny of our own, they've decided the shotgun sings the songs".
Dave Lynch
18   Posted 02/09/2011 at 17:47:54

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Going down, going down, going down ...............................................

(Tongue in cheek boys)
Alex Kociuba
19   Posted 02/09/2011 at 18:24:01

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All jokes and songs aside, I think its time to face facts: we're shit and we know we are; we're shit...
Ste Blundell
20   Posted 02/09/2011 at 18:29:49

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Follow, follow, follow...
Everton are the team to follow,
'Cos Ross Barkley's much better
Than Mikel Arteta,
He's the best little Scouser we know.
Mike Green
21   Posted 02/09/2011 at 18:30:15

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Mark - sorted - you should find me following you under Greenie1878. Look forward to hearing from you. Cheers.
Dave Smith
22   Posted 02/09/2011 at 18:58:31

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Not very imaginative, but it's the best my feeble brain could come up with:

Follow, Follow, Follow
Everton's the team to follow
Everybodys better than Mikel Arteta
He's the worst little spainard we know
Andy Riley
23   Posted 02/09/2011 at 21:00:48

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Kenwright, Kenwright. what's the price? Kenwright, what's the price?
Neil Humphreys
24   Posted 02/09/2011 at 21:08:35

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Gavin, quality! Andy, yours should be #1
Sean Patton
25   Posted 02/09/2011 at 21:30:45

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Ste 20

I am liking that mate it could catch on i think.
Pat Finegan
26   Posted 02/09/2011 at 22:09:16

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Brilliant, Ste.
Dermot O'Brien
27   Posted 02/09/2011 at 22:05:36

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Everton Everton Everton,
Everton Everton Everto.....on,
Everton Everton Everton,
Everton.. EVERTON!
Dick Fearon
28   Posted 02/09/2011 at 22:24:19

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One for Dave W.
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy the bush Kangaroo
John Ford
29   Posted 02/09/2011 at 22:59:16

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Gave up half way down.....and Dermot, what the fuck!!??

Andy Crooks
30   Posted 02/09/2011 at 23:37:37

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Possibly the most toe curling thread I have ever read on this site.
Mike Green
31   Posted 03/09/2011 at 00:09:46

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Andy - thats a rubbish chant! It should be more like:

"Curly toes, Curly toes, These threads they curl your toes..."

Was it refering to last seasons infamous pink strip? Must be. Nice one! Well done for entering into the spirit of it things, you're mad you...
Marcus Kendall
32   Posted 03/09/2011 at 00:16:20

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I second that Andy Crooks!

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