Earlier today, my sister texted me this piece about the funeral of the father of Evertonian and derby winning jocky Martin Dwyer.

Funny, unbelievable, worth a read.

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Stan Schofield
1 Posted 22/02/2017 at 20:43:22
A flying coffin, a DJ at the funeral, and Liverpool struggling. What a way for an Evertonian to depart this mortal coil. Excellent. Thanks for sharing Eugene.
Darren Hind
2 Posted 22/02/2017 at 20:54:12
Fantastic stuff!

Well done for flagging it up, Eugene.

Chris Williams
3 Posted 22/02/2017 at 20:57:46
Only in this mad crazy city...
Dave Williams
4 Posted 22/02/2017 at 20:59:48
Priceless! Nice one, Eugene, and RIP.
Ray Said
5 Posted 22/02/2017 at 21:25:34
Reading this made my day. What a place and what people live here. Long live the 'Independent Republic of Evertonia' .
Steve Ferns
6 Posted 22/02/2017 at 21:38:52
Highly amusing!
Paul Tran
7 Posted 24/02/2017 at 19:45:20
Great story. And wouldn't it be great to cheer Martin home in the bumper next month?
Brent Stephens
8 Posted 24/02/2017 at 19:53:32
Very good!
Eugene Ruane
9 Posted 24/02/2017 at 20:04:58
If he gets the ride on Loud and Clear (and the odds aren't shite) I'm deffo on it.
Paul Tran
10 Posted 24/02/2017 at 20:07:34
I normally steer clear of bumpers, but if he's on, I'll be on.
Brian Harrison
11 Posted 24/02/2017 at 20:22:01
I was lucky enough to meet Martin Dwyer at the Lesters a few years back... really nice guy and big Evertonian.
Eddie Dunn
12 Posted 25/02/2017 at 09:37:19
Great stuff!
Ray Roche
13 Posted 25/02/2017 at 09:51:53
Dead funny...

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