Euros 2024 — Day 13

Hopefully whatever happens in these games means we don't have to play the Netherlands in the last 16.

If both these Group E games are drawn, Ukraine is out.

Everton's Vitalii Mykolenko starts!

Glad Myko is OK to play. That foot injury looked really bad when he did it.

Michael

Former Romania player Danut Lupu claims it has already been arranged for that to happen:

"We will qualify, draw with Slovakia. It's arranged, it would be a shame if we both didn't go. Why risk it? Would be a shame!"

Remember West Germany v Austria in 1982? Doubt Lupu is saying this based on anything other than his own imagination and wishful thinking but if it's level the last 30 minutes I can see them playing out a 0-0.

I haven't done my homework and rose from slumber late. Are any of these 4 games actually interesting?

Can anyone big be knocked out or anyone small get through?

Paul, all 4 teams in Group E on 3 points!

Anything can happen!
Some big bloke up-front for Belgium. And Onana in midfield. I'm torn.

If both games end in a draw, all 4 teams are eliminated, Paul, for being boring twats.

Head say Belgium, heart says Ukraine. Slavia Ukraini

And for those of us pulling for Mighty Hungary, we need Portugal and Turkey-A to draw or win.

Good last day, especially starting with a group where every team icon 3 points.

Fuck me is that Anthony Taylor reffing the Belgium - Ukraine game??

Really?

Commentator said Belgium's kit is inspired by Tintin, not sure if he was being serious. Maybe England should wear Dennis the Menace tops.

Thanks everyone. I'll watch the 2 big Belgos play the good guys.

Romelu Lukaku — all-time leading scorer for Belgium.

Fails to make proper contact there.

Myko looking fit and healthy

I rather like that Belgian kit. Onana thinks he's playing for City.

Neil #10, he was, and it is. The pregame commentators on Fox in the US talked about Belgium wearing it at Wembley in the friendly. Might be the worst national team kit I've ever seen.

PF, only if City has incontinence issues. Brown shorts are normally seen only in nursing homes.

Onana pointing beautifully

Goodness, you've led a sheltered life Mike G!

You think that's bad.

Try Scotland 1990:

https://www.grailed.com/listings/62425232-soccer-jersey-x-umbro-x-vintage-remake-scotland-1989-1990-umbro-football-shirt-jersey?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GSN%20-%20Pmax%7cTops%7c50-100&utm_term=sem_nonbranded&utm_content=&device=c&keyword=&matchtype=&googleproduct.id=62425232&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw-O6zBhASEiwAOHeGxcXGbzbNN7h-7-DZF9OZ9FgGrbWzvfbvv1AhE6W7pqJenWIGwgBMyBoC9GYQAvD_BwE

anything worn by Jorge Campos:

https://www.thefader.com/2018/08/09/jorge-campos-goalie-jersey-design-breakdown-history-mexico-nike-pumas-acapulco

Germany 1994:

https://tbjerseys.com/product/germany-1994-home-shirt-matthaus-klinsmann-voller/

Nigeria 1994:

https://amjersey.shop/products/1994-nigeria-away-retro-jersey

Sud Afrika 1998:

https://jaraguar.com/product/south-africa-retro-football-jersey-wc98/

Fascinating to see the Onana vs Mykolenko battle. Myko seems to be playing almost as a left winger/ wing back.

Dude, Campos was immortal. The stuff he showed up in was garishly classic. Besides, nobody ever dressed worse in the goal box than David Seaman. The man looked like an Easter Island moa with a mustache.

Great to see Slovakia ahead and top. My old PhD supervisor's wife - they now live in Guildford CT, few miles from Newhaven - is a Slovak, and she'll be dancing in some London pub right now. Ah shite, Romania just nabbed a pen and now they're top and Mylo is bottom. Just heard that if the Belgos end up 2nd they will play France.

príď na slovensko

Those other kits MG - did you see the Jocks? - are way way way worse than the Belgo kit that I still rather like.

He had to shoot there not put it across the box.

I can see Ukraine nicking this

Shameful to see some fuckhead shining that green laser in De Bruyne's eyes. Another shocking failing of Uefa security protocols.

Fingers crossed Colin.

MK is definitely a security conscious sort of guy. He was fuming over pitch invasions. We had better all be on our best behaviour or we might get nabbed by the ToffeeWeb fuzz.

If Ukraine get their shooting boots on they should win this. Too many egos in the Belgian team.

Beaut headed goal for Slovakia

I like Belgiums kit. Like a hybrid of Coventrys mid-70s Admiral abominations. Sky blue home, Chocolate Brown away. The Latch stuck a hat trick against them in one of those kits if I remember correctly.

Thanks for the laugh lads No 10 & 15.

Jesus I have untold reserves of hate for this Ian Darke shitbag - he keeps saying ONANAH and DUBRAINER

Actually it's more DEBROWNER

I hate him more than I hate Joan of fucking Arc.

Got to love Myko. Clearly hurt again but still first to block shot on edge of box

Well done Myko 👏

Not looking good for Myko...sigh.

I swear as this tournament goes on,the games are getting worse!

Is there still any international side that plays it long anymore?

Fucked off with all this tippy tappy shite!

Billy there is definitely room for direct play. Germany looked miles better with Fullkrug. We looked miles better with pace to run in behind.

Much better to vary the attack and go long as well as keep patience.

England were playing long balls Billy and looked better, I thought. and surely whoever it is who has that massive man mountain centre forward played the long ball. I see much less tippy tappy than you, but you've said this before so it's a creed for you, I suppose.

Sad but true fact the Belgium kit is 'inspired' that might be the wrong word, on TinTin

Billy, the Pep virus has infected all these younger managers.

Martin Keown really dislikes Everton and Everton players doesn't he? Always picking them out for criticism.

That was a good play, almost deserved a goal. Good save.

PF, in my book brown shorts trump every ugly shirt ever worn. Nothing worse.

Starting to look like the Belgium game may actually produce a goal. They were sleepwalking for 70 minutes.

Hmmm and you've looked at my gallery of shame MG? I'm beginning to wonder about you and scatological significances mate.

Brilliant effort; great save

Commentators are quick to criticise pickford for a spicy pass, playing it long, etc.

But Marc Guehi can do absolutely nothing wrong.

Kind of hoping Ukraine win this now after being completely noncommittal.

Belgium's approach to obtain a draw does sit well with me.

As an Everton fan it is weird to see an attacking threat coming from a guy named Bakayoko

And as soon as I type that Belgium creates a real chance...

Does NOT sit well with me I should have said.

Jamie lol I paused reading it mid sentence to see that attack unfold

Oh, man, that kidney shot had to hurt.

Myko would have buried that

Disgraceful dive by the Belgium player there.

There should be a cut-off point as in golf - GET IN THE HOLE - where teams go through, say four points

Mike -

He still had all his teeth. Get up.

Ukraine should've won this

Do Belgium not realise that they will play France if it stays like this

so the unfashionable countries don't get 8 minutes of injury time to find a winner I see?

My God they're playing keepy

Horrible that from Belgium. Keeping it in the corner at 0-0

Feel bad or Ukraine. Is what it is though, I had no dog in this fight.

Now I'll be on the edge of my seat for Portugal and Turkey-A to win or draw! Hungary in, happy wife!

3rd best team in the world time wasting to get a point who can't even play games in their own country cause it is a war zone.

Out with 4 points? Rigged!!!

Four points and out. Life just ain't fair sometimes.

OK Belgium - ONANAH DEBROWNE - are my new hate. I hope France take them apart. That late keepy stuff was downright embarrassing. Tin Tin is a twat; Audrey Hepburn is an ugly slapper; mayo on chips is red shite

Now Myko, get yourself back to GP and get mended.
You are totally amazing.
I am just so glad you are not on the front line back home because you are so brave and committed you would think of your country before yourself.

Belgian team trying to leave the field without acknowledging their fans. Hope the French batter them now.

A bit harsh isn't it, Ukraine try to attack and it was an entertaining game. England play negative dross (because of the manager) and go through to knock out.

Phil K, is that a dig you're having at Myko?

Unlike Kieran, I'm proud to disclose my sandwich: avocado used as butter, tuna mayo, red onion, touch of cumin

I had stuffed poblanos today. Still no marmite in the stores.

Good interview with Wayne on 5Live; talking a lot of sense and intelligent remarks

I had a Popeyes chicken with the usual. Not bad but still prefer KFC when it comes to chicken.

Footy is such a cruel game,feel sorry for Ukraine,to go out of the competition on four points!

Get well Myko and kudos to your team too,now to see how the Turks do!?

Colin

I didn't know Popeyes had made its way to the UK. I like their little chicken bites.

I used to eat at the original Popeyes in New Orleans 40 years ago. Now I take my nephew there whenever he comes to visit.

I don't think that I've ever been to Popeyes; does everything come with olives

Spinach and burgers, Paul. Not a fan of fast food but this was nice and moist with a hint of heat. Nice chips as well.

Hmmm, eenie meenie miney mo:

Golden BBQ Bacon & Cheese Chicken Sandwich
Our buttermilk battered all white meat chicken breast featuring our all-new BBQ Honey Mustard. Served on a butter toasted brioche bun with barrel cured pickles, a premium slice of Havarti cheese, and three half slices of hickory smoked bacon.

Spicy Chicken Sandwich
A juicy chicken breast fillet marinated in Popeyes seasonings, hand battered and breaded in our buttermilk system, fried until golden brown. Sandwiched between two buttery toasted brioche buns, topped with our barrel cured pickle slices and spicy mayo. Now add Bacon & Cheese to any sandwich.

12Pc Wings
12Pc Crispy chicken wings marinated in a ghost pepper spice blend before they're hand breaded and fried to a perfect crunch, these wings are the perfect balance of flavor and fire.

Pc Chicken Meal
4 pieces of our signature chicken, marinated for 12hrs in our traditional savory Louisiana herbs and seasonings then battered up with our crunchy southern coating and fried until golden brown.

I'm having pasta for me tea.

Just pasta, that's really odd. Do you salt and pepper it Col, maybe even some naughty basil?

I went to Tulane University in New Orleans, there's Popeye's everywhere in NOLA.

Love their spicy chicken. Can also get red beans and rice with a quality biscuit. Good Southern fare for fast food. Also, excellent hangover food for what it's worth.

Good god no, Paul. I'm not foreign.

Well reveal man, reveal, sauce, protein, veggies, fresh basil, I need ideas Col

The wife's making it. I'm watching the telly. I believe mushrooms, wine, bacon and even garlic might be involved.

Nice touch by Roberto belting out the Portuguese anthem.

Sounds good mate. I'm watching the Czechs v The Turks (more interesting match perhaps?). The Czech coach and his staff look like our three hard-boiled eggs.

Colin,

For the life of me, I cannot see how you can interpret that as a dig at Vitalii Mykolenko.

His commitment to the cause, be it Everton, be it Ukraine, is immense. If he was in the Ukrainian Army and two of his mates were lying injured and needed to be dragged to safety, he would be the volunteer to go and get them.

The guy is immense. Just witness the fist hammering on the floor when he got injured. I have nothing but admiration for the guy.

Back to the war analogy. If I was fighting, he would be the guy I would want next to me.

Phil, Colin might have been tongue in cheek, your post was top drawer.

Just an old sweet song has Georgia on my mind!!!!!!

Hey Jamie, did you enjoy Game 7? Hell of a hockey game. The rest of these guys just don't understand what a Game 7 is like.

Bloody helll Czechia red card.

That comment about game 7 was serially dealt with when you posted it first time on another thread MG!!

It's Ice hockey, by the way, not hockey, a totally different sport! And we "Merseysiders"/Englanders have more than our fair share of Game 7's every season - remember we have promotion and relegation and play-offs.

“I am just so glad you are not on the front line back home because you are so brave and committed you would think of your country before yourself”

Phil, sorry for the misunderstanding, I took it the wrong way. I interpreted it as you saying he was nice and safe rather than being on the front line.

He is a very brave young boy like most of his fellow countrymen.

Czechs have to win don't they?

Paul, yes they do. and either them or Georgia need to for us to avoid Koeman and his acolytes.

Ah, good info Kieran.

Surely that's a penalty on Ronaldo.

The Villi's are doing well.

"Yes, he pulled you over, Ronaldo, but you mustn't question my authority and challenge the blatantly wrong decision. Card for you."

By the way, I'd love to know what people make of Roberto Martinez's work with Portugal. I don't really see that much more sophistication in the style given that he's managed for another 8 years after we sacked him.

Thoughts?

That's OK Colin.

Paul - Well said. It is Ice Hockey they play over there and all places up north. Have you ever seen Bandy? Very much a north of 55 degrees game played on a hockey pitch sized outdoor rink (great being a spectator when it is -20c; that's -4 in your money Mike 😉) with 11 a side and a ball?

Czechia really playing like classic Argentina here. Dirty fouls, diving, arguing with officials. Just a handball away from equalizing.

I was just warming to the No 7 but it turns out he's just a diving shit like half the rest of them.

Hope the Czechs go out. Even more boring to watch than England

Keiran,
Koeman and his acolytes. Do they include the best central defender in the world who my kid told me today played the Austrian Sabitzer about 2 yards onside for the third goal?

Probably Pickford's fault

The Villi's look like, and play like, MMA fighters.

Can't ever watch Georgia without thinking of their most infamous son. Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili aka Uncle Joe Stalin. He's still quite popular there too which is frightening.

Dreadful decision for the sending off, truly dreadful.

BBC comment - - - Cristiano Ronaldo again agitated by the decision, although the referee looked to have got it spot on. Ronaldo, on a booking, needs to be careful or he's going to talk himself into an early bath.

What's the voting here? How many would cheer from the rooftops is CR7 got a Red for 2 cases of arguing with the Ref? Go on Christiano, you can do it. Remember Rattin in the 1966 World Cup?

Phil

Probably was Pickford's fault, certainly couldn't have been Koeman's. I imagine he referred to the team as "they" and "The Netherlands" in the presser as opposed to "we" and "us."

Aka Koba to his friends, Liam. Apparently, there are still statues of him in Tbilisi. Beria (NKVD) was another Georgian. And their wine is considered the best in the Soviet Union. I still call countries by their real names.

I sort of agree Edward but more that it could happen than did happen. The ref really had no other choice, the lad made two yellow card - today's yellow card - tackles and it's on him not the ref.

Never mind the football, Brave Knight won on his hurdles debut today. Absolutely hosed up!

Young Stalin is a wonderful book on Stalin coming of age in Georgia (the book ends when he leaves for Moscow). I think it's much more likely that present-day Georgians respect Stalin more for his leadership in the nationalist/independence struggles than for what came later.

Phil, I played what y'all call "ice hockey" as a kid on a pond in Illinois where those temperatures were not uncommon.

I have never liked CR7 and if he shouts himself into a red card I will enjoy it immensely.

Yes Paul both of those books by Montefiore on Stalin are excellent. A lot of his inner circle were Georgians like Beria and most were evil human beings.

Find it hard to rationalise still having statues of him throughout the country, no matter what the circumstances. And not sure he was exactly in favour of independent nations, being one of the fathers of the USSR.

On your USSR note Colin, whilst watching the Euros since the fall of Berlin Wall, I always think back to that outstanding young Yugoslavia team that was kicked out of the 92 tournament. What a side that was. Had just won Youth World Cup and would have been a real force if pesky freedom and independence hadn't got in the way.

Liam

That was a great team. Funny thing is that Denmark were drafted in at the 11th hour and initially some of their players didn't want to go as they were jetting off on holidays. Then they won the whole thing.

Mike back @ 88 -

Best hockey game I've ever watched possibly.

The effort by both teams was sublime. What I was just wonderfully flabbergasted by was Florida at the end of the game literally throwing their bodies in front of the puck. They didn't care that piece of rubber might shatter their jaws, break bones, etc. They just had no regard for their bodies and blocked everything.

I can tell you, as a player who HATED blocking shots and did it poorly on purpose because if freaking hurts like hell if it missed a pad, that is bravery and commitment on a whole different level.

I was rooting for Edmonton. Amazing comeback, great hockey city, and I'm not a big fan of South Florida. But after seeing the Florida players put their bodies on the line like that? Fair nuff.

Amazing game of hockey. One of the best.

Christiano Ronaldo......... one piece of shit!!

The Court of the Red Tsar Liam? I think it's that. I read that one first, I think it came out first, though makes better sense the other way round. Agree completely, a great book that really gets you inside Stalin's palace.

Yes that's the one Paul. I'd recommend Jerusalem by the same author also.

I loved that Denmark team Kieran. John Jensen scored a cracker in final. Arsenal thought they were getting a goalscoring midfielder and he only got one in about 200 games!

The Yugoslavian teams were a thrill to watch.

It was special, Jamie.

It's ice hockey Jamie (do the research, or, at least, google wiki hockey!!!!) and I prefer sports where I can see the whatdayoucall it ball, buck, suck, tuck. I only really like one Yank sport, college basketball (I used to live in Chapel Hill). I do like going to Wrigley Field in person but on TV it's one long yawn. Ice hockey is bottom of the table for major Yank sports, horrible sport. just my opinion.

We could have done with someone like Beria in the Everton boardroom to purge all the clowns.

Stalin had Molotov's (foreign minister) wife locked up for treason and Molotov had to thank him for it. Sound a bit like MAGA to me. C'mon Georgia.

Lovely finish. Does that still mean that Southgate's shower still play the Dutch Kieran?

Stalin was/is hemisphere's more intelligent than the next president of these united states Col.

Holy shit what a save by the Georgia keeper! Wow.

If this is a PK I give up

Absolutely NEVER a PK

Penalty Georgia. Watch Ronaldo throw a wobbler!!

Despite the connection to one of the 2 most murderous dictators of the 20th century I hope Georgia win.

And its a cracking game tbf. Nailed on pen.

Wow, pen? Really?

Wow, pen? Really?

That's an absolute fucking dive. Soccer is just absolute bullshit at points.

That's a dive, a con, and it's rewarded. Just fuck off with these rules.

Ruins the sport completely

Liam

Kim Vilvort too was in that team and his young daughter was rushed to hospital with leukemia and she convinced him to go back and play the final and then he scored the second goal.

All day a penalty, Jamie.

Good for Paul Maurice by the way. The Stanley cup final was not physical enough for my taste in ICE (get in the cage!) hockey.

This is exactly why I don't watch hardly any soccer other than Everton and the USA.

I feel like I've just wasted time watching this, even though I was more listening while working.

This is just shit. Absolutely ruined the game, rewarded a cheating cnut, on VAR even!

Fuck off

Nailed on pen that Jamie.

Colin

Did you ever meet Mrs Molotov? Maybe she was a nagger.

Get in Georgia. Surely he can't win, Paul? Tell me he can't.

Amazing what money gets you.

Most 24 year old kids from Stockport shacked up with his girlfriend who is just about to give birth to #3 - the first when they were still teenagers probably would look at a life on benefits and a dysfunctional family with social services concerned about the kids.

But when you are called Phil Foden with all his millions. . . . . . .

The haves and the havenots. He should be thanking Jimmy Hill every night. https://youtu.be/oUVg2yeXt1w - more interesting than the football!!!

Did his daughter beat lukemia Kieran? I hope so pal. Been there and seen what it can do.

Hopefully Georgia won't repeat Keegan's England versus Portugal 2-0 capitulation in 2000.

Rob -

He BARELY makes contact, the player dives trying to cheat and get a PK, and is rewarded.

Just because there's contact that does not equate to a PK.

It was a dive. Anyone with eyes can see that - except soccer officials and experts who are clearly idiots and have no issue ruining games and the sport writ large.

Yeah, it was a pen, but my dog has kicked me harder than that, and he only weighs 7 pounds.

OK Ronaldo was just wrapped up and it stopped a header.

Why wasn't that a pen but the feather touch equates to a dive IS a PK?

Game is beyond fucked up.

Mike's right Jamie. You seem circled by people who think it was a pen. When do the Yanks play next in Copa?

Kieran, she was a knitter so she could've been a nagger I suppose.

Mrs Molotov got locked up in the gulags for years for being an enemy of the state and Molotov wasn't allowed any contact and still worked as Foreign Secretary. It'd be like Sunak sending Camerons wife to Walton nick and Call me Dave not mentioning it.

It's good of Fox streaming to let us watch both games side by side.

Ronaldo should have won that pen too, Jamie, but when you've sat on the ground with your arms out three times before, the ref gets tired of it.

Jamie . badly makes contact, therefore there was contact. Enough to make the player go down. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it was a 100% penalty, but enough to send the referee to the monitor and give it. Anywhere else on the pitch and it's a foul, so why not in the penalty area?

Georgians playing like their lives depend on it. Someone should tell them Stalin is dead. If England only had an ounce of 5heir passion.

Mike -

Does the ref ever get tired of feather contact turned into a dive turned into a PK?

🤔

Sorry man. I don't care if I'm outnumbered. This PK is exactly what is wrong with soccer and VAR. It pisses me off because it's a perfect example of what holds soccer back in America. Fucking grown men rolling around on the ground like they were shot 12 times with an AR, dives, simulation shite, etc. Drives me mad because I love this sport but it gets hijacked by effeminate men seemingly who don't know how to stay on their feet!

Ferry piss drunk would stay upright more than these pussies!

That Portugal kit is like a poor man's Pollock, it's fecking awful

Wow Czechs level

Colin

Maybe if we send the England team bus to the Georgia hotel on Sunday they'll see the red cross, think its for them and fill in for Harry and the boys.

Messi rules, full stop! Ronaldo is a cheating bastard.
New lies for old. What a book by the way.

You gotta watch this insane ref in the Czech game - he's booked 13 or 14

Was it a foul.on the Turkey keeper Paul? Only saw it shown briefly on ITV

Rob -

I don't call that as a foul in the middle of the pitch m'man! Like, never!

Wasn't given as one Liam but it sure looked like one to me

Don't ever put Jamie on VAR duty.

Paul -

Be assured I'd be a big proponent of "Let 'em play".

😂

If the Czechs do win this they will be on exactly the same points/goal difference as Georgia who will surely go through on fewer disciplinary points - Czechs have had what six or seven yellows and a red in this game so far.

That Conceicao looks decent. I think this tournament has been great.

Tosun on for the Turks. They just got three or four yellow cards protesting a goal.

Colin -

The tournament has been great. No question.

My tirade over the PK is a personal issue I have with the sport. The tournament has been fantastic and full of unexpected results and some excellent games.

What's Cenk's hair like? I think Wayne Rooney borrowed it earlier today so I hope it's still in good condition.

Paul

You're right they've had twice as many yellows as Georgia in the tournament

Not enough yellow cards for diving.

If it is not a penalty and the player appeals, it must be a dive and a yellow card.
Because refs don't come down hard on that then they all dive.

OMG the Czecks score, the ref calls it back for a foul, but clearly no foul and the Turkey defender handled it!!!!!! Clattenburg says there was no foul, there was a penalty, and the goal should have stood. If you want to go mad Jamie, watch this fucking Romanian ref and that non goal

Czechs legit gamewinner ruled out. Ref completely coming apart. Trying to set a record for yellows and getting fouls backwards.

Jamie #153, are you old enough to remember Henri Richard? Claude Lemieux? I know you've seen Johnny Gaudreau and Bunting. And in the NBA you'll remember Bill Laimbeer and Robert Horry flopping for fouls and winning titles with it. There are fakes in every sport.

Paul I only have the Portugal game on. I'll look for the dual watch feature.

The panel at halftime said the ref intuit game was having an awful one. Sounds like it's gotten worse!

JC

https://www.foxsports.com/soccer/euro-cup-czech-republic-vs-turkey-jun-26-2024-game-boxscore-132213

Englands players should be made to watch these Georgians play.

Actually Kieran, if t he Czechs score they will have a better goal difference than Turkey who will finish 4th

Is the Romanian ref called Clive Thomasescu by chance?

This Romanian ref is going to get his next game in the Bucharest Under-16 league. As a linesman.

Get on the Czech/Turkey game

https://www.foxsports.com/soccer/euro-cup-czech-republic-vs-turkey-jun-26-2024-game-boxscore-132213

They've been brilliant Colin. Kudos to them and they deserve to go through.

another yellow

Never a penalty. On-field decision was spot-on (which is rare, this referee has had an awful game), VAR then slow it down and make it look far worse than it was.

The game's confused. Either it's simulation from a player who's made the most of a fucking caress, or we're admitting that any contact is a penalty.

Potential gamewinning attack for the Turks... and Cenk with the worst pass you'll ever see.

I just switched over.

I need to see the disallowed goal!

Colin #175, they should be made to watch any of these three teams. The passions have been incredible. What a treat on a routine Wednesday afternoon.

Tosun the twat

CENK!!!! HAHAHAHA

Cenk Tosun!

That was a bullet. Why couldn't he do that for us???

Cenk! What a finish

Super Cenk!!

He never fecking did that for us

another yellow

That's what happens when you share Rooneys hair

Loved the one from Roy Keane the other night which now becomes

What a terrible ball from Cenk Tosun. I have seen better passes on Mastermind.

Will the ref get assaulted? I think it's a possibility listening to the commentary.

I certainly hope not!

I have mixed feelings JC

Cenk Tosun. Turkish legend. He will never buy his own beer again.

theres a red

Here we go! Fracas!

2 more yellows

They need to wear gloves so they can drop them.

Refs booking everyone after the final whistle! Now a red. Wtf

That ref was an absolute joke (Czech Turkiye)

The Fox commentators called it... "this is gonna kick off at the end"... and it did.

Beer in turkey is pish anyway

Great games to finish the group stage. Some of these Balkan, Caucasian and Central European players are insane. Love it

That's Fletch MG, a regular BBC 5LIVE commentator, head and shoulders above anyone else commentating on Fox

What a player Kvaratskelia is. Brilliant Georgia

Worked out nicely for the Gozzy Eyed Capitalist Twat (©️ Paul Ferry) with England now facing Slovakia rather than Van Dicjk, Koeman and the rest of the narcissistic orange bastards.

Yep Liam, the gozzy-eyed capitalist twat got a lucky break there.

68 places between Georgia and Portugal.

Dude they just showed the brackets. England actually has a road of gold.

They couldn't ask for a better road to the final.

Somehow, they'll blow it

Robert, Thelwell should be combing through Georgia, Turkey, Slovakia, Slovenia with a fine toothcomb.

The Round of 16:

29 June – Berlin: Switzerland v Italy

29 June – Dortmund: Germany v Denmark

30 June – Cologne: Spain v Georgia

30 June – Gelsenkirchen: England v Slovakia

1 July – Frankfurt: Portugal v Slovenia

1 July – Düsseldorf: France v Belgium

2 July – Munich: Romania v Netherlands

2 July – Leipzig: Austria v Turkey

A few teams have pleasantly surprised us, but none of the fancied teams have really laid down a marker.

All to play for. If somebody could kidnap Southgate. We'd have half a chance of winning this

Jamie,

If they get past Slovakia, then Italy could be next, and that might not be exactly a walk in the park for Southgate's Sloths.

Jamie you, quite rightly, I hate VAR and all the cheating.

Paul F hates some Darke guy but neither of you have to suffer this gringa we have checking all these dodgy decisions. She's so fucking annoying and robotic in speech.

On current form, La Suisse should beat beat Italy MK.

Some tasty games there. Austria v Turkey will be a cracker, France v Belgium etc.

Really enjoyed the Turkey game but the ref was dogshit!!

What a difference to the England game from last night, almost like watching two different sports!

Let's be honest. That ref for Turkey v Czech. Is he worse than Anthony Taylor?

Michael -

Yes, very true. BUT! Would you rather be Germany, France, Portugal or Spain?

The other side of the bracket is a freaking minefield! England has gotten so freaking lucky it's unbelievable. Will they capitalize on it? I highly doubt it. They'll go up a goal against someone, not play to their strengths and try to protect a lead, and blow it. They're as frustrating as that penalty against Portugal we had today!

Mike Gaynes - Of course I remember that game. The better one was the Spartan's "blocked punt" win against that other team in Michigan.

Playing catch-up here.

Happy for Georgia, they went after it every match and deservedly advanced. Gutted for Mykolenko and Ukraine, that's a harsh way to go out.

Game 7 was just ok to me, FLA did a great job of shutting down McDavid and it worked - kinda like the Devils of old. Made up for Paul Maurice though, that guy is pure class. The Leafs never should have got rid of him. Yeah I know, the Leafs...have at 'er.

Most importantly, Kieran: you can get huge tubs of marmite on Amazon for a decent price and they're way easier to deal with than the classic jars. There's no reason to run out.

I'm still slightly breathless after tonight's games.

Kieran, I'm not a fan of tax dodging, slave driving Amazon, but I do buy my favourite German mustard from them and a nice Italian aperitif (frangelico) from them, the swines.

Paul #215,

Too right. Kvaratskelia joined Napoli for about 㾷m in 2022. He looked like the new George Best for Rubin Kazan in Russia but with poor end product.

There was then a game against Spain where he ran the show and there's been plenty of end product since. The players are always out there.

I agree, no teams have set the competition on fire for all three games although Spain and Germany look the part.

England's best players have not yet risen to the occasion although playing the most part of all three games so we all hope that changes for the knockout stage.

Sad to see Mykolenko getting crocked again as he is the best we have in that position.

Turkey win with a stunning piece of finishing from Cenk Tosun....

I really don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Rondon and Cenk Tosun score on the same day, funny old game. Rondon actually looks much fitter and lively than his days with us.

Rondon and Tosun being even selected tells us a lot about how mundane international football has long since been.

Jamie #227, being a former Spartan myself I'll never forget it.

Dan #236, seeing our old friend Rondon beat Mexico was pure pleasure for every Yank.

That was some finish by Tosun!

Cracking finish by Tosun, I've been impressed by Georgia, and for me Lobotka of Slovakia has stood out, bossing the midfield, tenacious with a good range of passing.

The Belgium game was shocking; as good as Doku is running with the ball, his end product is very hit-and-miss.

I've noticed that a lot of teams in this tournament are allergic to crossing the ball; instead, they play it square or backwards. I've very rarely seen one skin the full-back and cross it or get to the byline and pull it back, so infuriating.

Mick,

I've noticed that... the reluctance to get the ball in early, from promising wide positions.

I can only think that a lot of sides break so quickly, the wide men have to wait for the forwards to be in best position. Obviously this doesn't include Ingerland!

I fucking hate Panama.

The ref was TERRIBLE.

Surely Berhalter is out if we don't make it through the group stages?

Tough loss Jamie, backup keeper should have saved the second goal. Idiotic from Weah to get sent off. Panama are indeed extremely unlikeable, that foul on Pulisic was brutal.

Jamie

Worst thing about Copa America is all the empty seats due to sky-high prices. Peru v Canada in Kansas City – cheapest tickets $100. Not exactly a lot of Peruvians or Canadians here but lots of football fans who may have paid $40. times Hope this isn't how the World Cup is or we will be looking at empty stadia.

As I say $100 was the cheapest but they went as high at $400. God knows what it costs to see Brazil play on the East or West coast much less the knockout games.

Kieran -

Blow the $100 in a bar stuffed with fans on beer.

It'll be more fun, and more economical in the end.

Neil that loss is gutting. Even if we beat Uruguay we could miss out on goal differential.

Stupid, stupid red by Weah. But I have to ask, how was there no card at all when Turner got wiped out moments before? I thought the ref had a terrible game.

I told my boys the only good thing to come of this is maybe Berhalter is replaced if we don't make it out of the group.

Jamie

Yeah this Berhalter the PE teacher makes Bruce Arena look like Pep Guardiola. They need to Get rid of this clown. Even Jesse Marsch is doing better.

The taxes in Kansas City have been hiked to pay for World Cup infrastructure so I want some bang for my buck. I don't want to see the local team going home early after losing to Togo and Kosovo,

Jamie, you'll definitely get your wish on Berhalter if he doesn't make it out of the group. A man down for 75 minutes is rough, but we still should have been able to protect a lead at home against a country 30 places below us. Leaving Musah on the bench all night was idiocy. I mean, Johnny fucking Cardoso? Really? Going to three centerbacks instead of bringing in Musah?

Anyway we won't see Weah again for a loooooonnnnggg time. Moron.

A yellow card on the guy who clattered Turner wouldn't have mattered a bit to the game, but yeah, he should have gotten one. I actually thought the ref had a good game.

The other good thing to come out of this is that we do finally have a top-class American striker. Balogun is the real deal.

Mike,

Wasn't Musah the English international you guys nicked off us around the time Musiala suddenly became German? You can't trust a fellow like that.

Next thing you know, he will be in the North Korean Super League.

Kieran, yup, and it wasn't just Musah. Berhalter also stole Balogun and Robinson from England, as well as Dest from the Dutch, the Tillman brothers from Germany and a couple of guys from Mexico. One thing this coach does really well is recruit.