Euros 2024 — Day 15

Let’s hope the real England turn up, but I fear that under Southgate we seem to be more concerned with the defensive side of the game, which limits our attacking options.

We have some really talented players who for whatever reason haven't during this tournament got anywhere near their club form. Maybe if Southgate would play players in their proper positions it may pay dividends.

Phil Foden was unbelievable in the No 10 role for Man City with plenty of goals and assists, but for some strange reason Southgate plays him wide left.

Bellingham has been sensational for Real and can play in the 10 role or the 6 role equally effectively, I think Palmer is a better option wide right than Saka and I don't think Kane is 100% fti.

I would be happy with Watkins up top, he has pace which always worries defenders. I also wish I could get Eze into the starting line up as he always excites me every time I watch him always looks to g forward and take people on.

I would suggest Southgate take the handbrake off let Rice sit in front of the back 4 and give Bellingham a free role to go forward when appropriate.

Pickford looked to hurt his hand in the warm up?

Did the same before the Denmark game, Andrew.

All psychological. England players look like they're going to a funeral.

One change.

Southgate is a buffoon.

Looks like Pickford damaged his little finger. Heavily strapped during the anthem.

Trippier gets that great ball from Walker then does nothing with it then sets up Guehi to get booked.

Such a convincing start.

We are gonna lose this aren’t we?

I cannot believe the prick picked that team. England win, hunky dory, same team next time. Prick.

Cheap yellow cards these. This ref must have a new set of cards he wants to show off!

England play like zombies.

Trippier going full Jonny Wilkinson there!

Is Trippier drunk?

The longer Southgate has with the team, the worse they get.

Is this the Romanian ref again?

Is this that Romanian ref again? 🟨🟨🟨

He's Turkish I think. Same ref that got attacked by that club official a few months ago. He's a card happy twat.

Neil lmao jinx

Kieran, nah just great minds…..

Wow, this is getting a bit silly now

WTF is Bellingham doing there?

We aren’t going to end with 11

I can see England ending up with 9 men!

Walker is having a fecking 'mare; my feelings about the gozzy-eyed capitalist twat are now hurricane 4.

The knobhead looks like the neighbour you have a natter over the fence with while he fondles his gladiolus.

Easy

0-1

Oh dear. There it is

Southgate out? 😄😄😄

Paul

Walker and Trippier both. Wtf

Guehi injured. Get Jarrad warmed up. Oh wait.

Everton could beat this England team.

At least they scored before we go down to 10 men so Southgate can’t blame the ref

Sean Dyche next? Stranger things.

Yeah, Guehi is great, isn't he. I'm almost enjoying Southgate's humiliation. Four times now he has picked this team. Four times. Guehi needs subbing; injury, card, ans he's been shite. Where's the wonder kid Bellingham when you need him? Foden is good at shooting life-forming jizz but not on German pitches.

This England team isn’t very good.

Does anyone have a clue what the plan is?

The 3 city players and trippier have been atrocious. And I don’t blame the players for this. This is on Southgate.

Not only did Southgate take an injured left back and and injured rightback, he then plays the injured rightback at left back. Baffling, totally, totally baffling.

Couldn't make it up. If Taylor was turnip head, Southgate is a swede head.

Mainoo v Slovakia

When we have the ball they're all static. Nobody moving, nobody making themselves available and nobody making a run. It's shite.

Hitting long diagonals at those noted target men Foden and Saka.

The plan is "all stand around knocking the ball sideways and backwards whilst nobody runs forward at all"........ as ever in this day and age.

It's the equivalent of a tennis player solely concentrating on returning the ball without ever trying to hit a winner, just hoping your opponent is crappier than you.

Turgid, to put it mildly.

Belgium had its 'golden generation ' but were badly managed, not coached because international management is more about tactics and formations. That being said, with a couple of changes I'm England will get back into this.

'Sure'

Cowardly, neutral, yellow, no-army-gobshites, white flag, fuck it's the Germans, Heidi groomers Switzerland would be 2 up by now IF the gozzy-eyed capitalist twat and his 11 matchstick boys scrape through

Gordon and Palmer. Stating the obvious

My dog is taking a dump this is exciting

If Everton played like this I wouldn’t bother watching them.
Shocking shite

How are Saka and Bellingham starting?

You did Mark

Thank you Southgate, you gozzy bellend, for ruining these young players. Gobshite.

Is this ref sponsored by MoonPig?

Any update on the dog, Kieran?

Could anyone explaIn England’s tactical plan to me?

Wtf John Stones?

Steve, that’s simple mate, they don’t have one

If I was the England manager right now I’d rip into Guehi and Trippier saying “what the fuck are you doing out there? I picked Branthwaite and Chilwell to play.”

HAHA Harold BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You'd better make changes for the second half gozzy-eyed capitalist twat or I'm going to kick your garden gnomes over and smash up your sundial

Peter yeah she laid a good firm 3 pounder.

Get Palmer and Gordon on, take off Bellingham and Saka and move Foden into the 10 role.

Give it 15 mins then swap out Kane for Watkins.

Even the Wally with the Brolly was smart enough to realize it was a good idea to stick a left sided midfielder (Barry) in midfield to provide balance versus the Frank/Slippy combo. Southgates only innovation as boss was working on powering corners at Maguire head and that was 6 years ago.

Southgate was shite as a player and he’s more shite as a manager now.

Kieran, good to hear it, sounds like she is in good health

Stating the obvious - how smart do you look now mine's a half not taking Branthwaite or Grealish?

Kieran weighs his dog's shits, that's not right.

Rice alongside a roving Bellingham and Foden in the no10 role.
Palmer should be on the left and Gordon on the right and get Kane off for the more mobile Watkins.
Oh and Southgate out

No changes just shows how poor you have to play to stay in this game with this manager. And we criticize Dyche

No changes. Fuck off!

No subs? Fucking genius 😂😂😂😂😄

No changes

Fuck me how simple was that?

Offside surely

No goal.

After Southgate who? Someone safe the blazers like? Or someone radical?

Maybe not, offside

Colin most likely it’ll be Frank Lampard

Beyond belief Neil. He's more stubborn than Moyes and Dyche rolled into one.

Offside by a mile and Foden could have been two yards back easily.

Trippier should have taken the shot, and Foden should have held his run. The defender was right in his eyeline.

Wtf is going on here

Shaw and Wharton were two wastes of a squad places.
Should have taken Grealish and Maddison.

What do the Yanks and us have in common? Both shite and both getting knocked out, though Panama has a smaller population than Slovakia and we didn't invade Slovakia.

Declan Rice is morphing into Ray Wilkins. PASS THE BALL FORWARDS
for fs

Flurry of excitement and then up to the usual standard. I'd love to be proved wrong though.

And both will need new managers.

I’m confused as an EPL watcher I thought the job of the ref is to fabricate a way for the “big” team to win.

Yes Mike. Desperately.

I don't like the Slovakia coach's shoes. White pumps fine to dress down a blazer. But very chunky soles

Stones is having a stinker

Saka as well Colin, Palmer should be on.

Mainoo is the only one of them who can hold his head high. GET SAKA AND BELLINGHAM OFF NOW

Robert -

Those shoes are hideous.

A proper corrupt EPL ref would call that a penalty

Robert, do you have a list of possible footwear replacements? I believe the shoe transfer window is open.

Half an hour to go. Still no subs ha ha ha

An hour gone. Time to change!

Slovakia making changes before England, unbelievable

Colin -

Post-Southgate (if it happens) this team and it's players need the most attack-minded English manager they can find.

Whomever that is!

Julian...time to change...the manager!
Early days, England to win

Are Forest Gump's shoes sensible black lace ups - and Slovakia make subs

Get your finger out your arse Southgate you useless negative twat we're goin out

Is Joe Mercer available? Can’t wait for England to get knocked out so I can enjoy the rest of the tournament. And see the back of Southgate once and for all.

I usually yell, "GET UP" at 99% of the flopping idiots conning the ref.

That Trippier tackle hurt. That was nasty and I don't blame him going down in the least. That freaking looked painful.

Palmer

Was that not a yellow on Trippier??

Julian -

Great question. That was nasty. Not sure how in the world that wasn't a yellow.

I think the ref left his cards in the changing room at half time

I called this yesterday. Saka at left back. And not one of you bastards responded to my brilliantly creative, insightful, and important post.

Feel a little sorry foe the England players as this ref was giving yellow cards out to English Players like free samples but know he does not know where he put them

Referee handed out the yellows too early Jamie

Can we bring David Platt on to score the last minute goal? Or will Southgate sub Kane for Alan Smith?

How in the world has Palmer been left off the pitch? He's been England's best player every time he's been out there.

Bellingham could have seen yellow right there. Really weak dive.

Have England had a single shot on target?

Can we try keeping it on the ground instead of whipping in slow floated crosses

Slovakia masters at the dark arts. Second only to the Mexicans.

Actually to be fair might be legit? I dunno.

Everything breaks down with Rice. Should’ve taken Phillips.

No, Tony. The only shot on goal in the entire game has been Slovakia's goal.

Gordon for Foden whose delivery has been poor so far unlike his "partner"

Is it just me or is Bellingham not the all conquering force we're left to believe?

One shot the entire game? Didn't think of it but yup.

Gross.

Does Southgate not want to win this?

Rather an indictment Mike

Oh my God Harry...

How in the world does Kane miss that? Not even possible.

He should take a centre half off and risk 3 at the back. Slovakia won't leave their half again.

Too right Anthony #117, Bellingham seems to have believed his own hype. Gordon and Bowen should be on the flanks with Palmer pulling the strings at No 10.

Wash your mouth out Anthony. He's the greatest player the world has ever seen. It's Southgate who makes him look a pudn. Bit like that free header 'carry just fluffed. It's cos Southgate is a Tory. Apparently.

Here we go. Nailed on that we get subs with three minutes left.

BRING EZE OR GORDON OR BOTH ON YOU GOZZY-EYED CAPITALIST TWAT. DO SOMETHING

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I wonder if Southgate's family have been kidnapped by Slovakian/Man Utd fans and he's not allowed to make changes to try and win the game?

OH MY WORD! Can't BUY a goal.

And my pet peeve, that wasn't shot on frame, even though it actually hit the frame...

Walker's playing like he's had one shag too many

This all comes from not taking a fit, left-footed left-back. Tyrick Mitchell should have been on the plane to Germany. Instead, Mr Bold Choices decided to take an injured left-back and an aging right-back. The team is utterly unbalanced. Gordon should have started, with Palmer starting on the right.

Instead, England have been absolute dogshit.

How impressive is Palmer. What a player.

woodwork Jamie mate, not frame

Are the players back at FF tomorrow?

Iceland all over

Paul -

Are the post and crossbar not part of what constitutes the net? Or does the net just hang in mid-air by Holy Order?

we call it the woodwork ven though it's not wood

Who’s excited to see Eze come on versus Grealish and co who are consigned to Wayne Linekers Ibiza night club?

Paul -

Very progressive of you. Find a new word to give the obvious new meaning. 😜💙

Rob agreed about Mitchell, pointless and a waste of a spot in the squad taking Shaw

Take his OBE back

Jamie, the sack holds the bollocks, but it isn't part of them.

Ima bout to pop a few "lucky Zyns" for my English friends.

Foden has been pretty poor

Surely Anthony Gordon should be on.

Feel sorry for the fans and the players. Southgate has sucked the life out of this squad.

Anybody else have a dog? Preferably one that has done a poo?

This is a hundred more times shameful than the Jocks

Foden bears a striking facial resemblance to Boris Karloff and Sam Eagle of the Muppets.

Not sure my Zyns are working?

Palmer reminds me of the guy on the front of Mad magazine

Yanks, Iceland, Slovakia.

I know England have been sub-par, and that's being kind, but I'm still just bewildered at this.

Michael Kenrick - I think you were correct about England getting past Slovakia.

Peter, I’ve got two and both in the garden but no movement as yet

Toney on now!!!fuck right off Southgate

94 minutes. Zero shots on goal. Zero. Against Slovakia. That's incredible

HAHAHAHA Toney coming on '94

Why the fuck are you making a substitution now Garreth???

THREE MINUTES LEFT!!! WTF??

Get in.

Okay, so Bellingham doesn't suck after all.

Oh God. Another half an hour of this shit

MY GOD

OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!!!!

Toney with the head3er too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1-1

Jammy bastards. Pens now

THAT... IS... SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was Guehi Jamie

Well-deserved goal. My arse.

R u kidding I was typing Southgate obituary

Stand corrected Paul!

Wow! Undeserved but not complaining. Surely now we will subs for the extra half hour

That's the most significant bicycle kick I've seen since Corporal Luis Fernandez.

You beauty!

Honestly. What did we just see? That was nothing short of incredible! What a goal!

Ah, he brought Toney on for pens

Tactical genius.

Southgate planned that corner

it's extra time isn't it

And he saved 2 subs for extra time! Southgate the genius

HAHAHAHA. the watch party at Wembley. Gold.

Slovaks look knackered. I don't see this going to pens.

Julian. 🙏🏻

Destiny

Or just a moment of brilliance surrounded by poop, luck, and stupidity Dave! 😂

Kane!!

Ain't that a hoot????

YEEESSSS!!!! This is AMAZING!!!

Jamie, keeping taking the Zyns.

Oh wow! Unbelievable, lucky bastards!

Neil -

They're still in, spitter gettin' full, ain't takin' 'em out till the Fat Lady starts singing!

100 per cent conversion rate. That’s efficiency.

Now don't fucking sit back!

James -

They will. Hold your breath!

Same thing isn't it Jamie ?

Southgate luckiest MF in football

Ya but Dave, anyone can now say, "This is the springboard that got England started."

I can see a whole different team finishing this tournament if they survive this.

Arise Sir Gareth (I never doubted you).

Two shots, two goals. We are England. We win wars.

So they're fans are supporting them now?

I would have put a big bet on Toney making a difference.

Hahaha Paul.

My favorite ugly American T-shirt:

United States of America
Undefeated in World Wars

So hilariously gross and funny.

Jamie, you’re the man bro’

Neil these Zyns are getting nasty.

Taking one for the "cousin team" here! 😜

Jamie, England can wear that one too.

Actually, so can France .

Still enough time to lose this. Don’t give up hope!

We are all with you Jamie hold in there

Mike -

France? they were over run and occupied by the Germans last I checked?

No, no they can not! Call that one a draw at best and certainly a loss without some assistance!

Holy Gareth's brave knights of the realm are winning it all. Arise Sir Gareth, Sir Jude, Sir Harry - St Crispin's Day, FOR HARRY AND ENGLAND GOD SAVE THE KING.

This sceptered Isle. This throne of kings. This holy emporium.

And did those feet in ancient time
walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
on England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
among those dark Satanic Mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant Land.

Slovakia can’t they supported the Nazis

Vietnam?

1-0 against the United States of America.

🥲

Jamie #205, even the worst player on the team gets a winner's medal when the Cup is presented. They were on the winning team.

Oh my word that was WAY too close.

Mike -

Do you support trophies for all participants?

Lord above.

Should have tied it there. Hit his knee.

Ah France, the country that snatched defeat from certain victory. Come to think of it they and Germany could wear the same t shirt. “Who knew it was so cold in Russia?”

The Zyns have entered "sewer time".

#sacrifice

Feel so sorry for Slovakia that Southgate should throw this - though he wouldn’t know how.

Southgate telling them he wants 11 men on the goal line for 15 mins.

Colin hahahaha

Toney seen on the phone to his bookie just after Southgate told him to get warmed up.

You can bet on that, Dave.

Bellingham and Kane off.

James Marshall - you ok brother?

Carlo Ancellotti loves Garrett Southgate.

Lead? Pack it in. Protect.

I'm struggling to figure out those subs. Three at the back? Two holding. The best form of defence is attack, right?

Oh… I guess that means we’re not doing penalties then.

I mean, your two best ball strikers… Gareth would not be so dumb… would he?

Straight up hockey body check!

Michael, you ok?

Odds on this ending 2-2 and going to the dreaded penalty shootout?

Gallagher making an impact …

Toney looks overweight.

Diet of hamburgers for sure.

Gallagher the headless chicken giving Slovakia hope

No, Jamie, I was sure they were coming home.

Michael hahahaha!

You were in esteemed and massive company I'd bet.

The Swiss will wind us up no end.

And without the football, Michael.

I think we all thought the same.

Colin, nah I reckon they will roll over.

There’s no (William) Telling

The Swiss will give us a hiedeing

Southgate has to go without a doubt.

Playing almost the same starting eleven showed that he has no balls and as per usual

They struggled until he had to make changes but by then Slovakia should have put the game out of reach.

He was saved at the bell by Bellingham!!!

What a negative manager.

Got out of jail with that late equaliser and since Kane scored I don't think they've got out of their own half.

And to think there's some who think they could go all the way.

Absolutely shocking anti football awful to watch, hope Slovakia score I really do.

We need to start Palmer against the Swiss, if it alps…

Toney. Hit the frame, son.

I mean any of it — not including posts and crossbar.

Jeez, screaming at the telly — “Just keep hold of the fucking ball”.

A rinse. A toothbrush. A gallon of water incoming!

Congratulations, England fans. Great game.

I fucking hate this song!

Jamie, your commitment is the stuff of legends. Thanks!

Well, fuck me, that was stressful.

I'm exhausted.

The chief lucky fucker and the other lucky fuckers should be reflecting on how shit they played.

That reset for the second half of extra time could have cost us dearly, you defensive-minded goggle-eyed capitalist twat.

Mike.

Judging by that effort from Toney near the end and the way he defended corners, I'm guessing he backed us to win 2-1.

I’d sack Southgate as soon as he steps out of the shower and puts his nozzle back on.

My word… Pieter Schmeichel is good looking.

Looking forward to a rest and decent football from Spain and Georgia.

It's England… doesn't bother me, never has done.

Surrounded by England supporters. They got out of jail, but as they say, a game is never over until the final whistle.

Jeez, England got lucky...

I wish us Blues had such Lady Luck smiling down on us!

I'm relieved for Gareth Southgate, because the abuse he'd have received would have been absolutely bleak.

That being said, he's absolutely fucked up this tournament, on tactics, on selection, on preparation. He's taken injured players, he's stubbornly refused to play an on-form Cole Palmer and Anthony Gordon. He's fucked up so many decisions.

Someone on here today threw up Klopp as a candidate as the next manager. If I was English, I'd be delighted with him as manager, because he'd get so much more from the national pool than Southgate, who's out of time, no matter how far they go.

Slovakia's xG: 1.84; England 1.48.

I hope that the lucky mediocrities are no longer celebrating and are reflecting on how shite they were and were bailed out by a moment of magic that no one saw coming and didn't deserve.

Over to you, Yanks.

You say the same after every England game, Danny.

Are you sure about that?

I've had more than enough of Gareth, he isn't learning or growing, he's stuck in a rut of his own making.

Time for a new face, not klopp for me, but maybe an Ancelloti type?

Southgate was 30 seconds from being absolutely slaughtered, but he still hasn't a clue.

He played Eze and Saka at left back, the Shaw gamble was ridiculous at international level, and not bringing a left-sided player like Branthwaite will come back to haunt him.

For all our sakes, I hope we don't come up against this Spanish side. We'll be turned into a chorizo sausage.

Lucky England. They looked completely bereft of ideas. A dreadfully slow build-up from defence allowing the opposition to take shape and easily defend.

I can't see anything changing while the current people are managing this team.

Get in

How many ogs is that now?

Get in!!!!!

What are these Georgians on?

I stopped watching in disgust when Slovakia scored.

I think Stones had took 2 Lorazepans, it was all so slow at the back, I don't know what the hell he was doing. In fact, none of our defenders look worth two bob.

I didn't watch any more, they just wind me up. The Swiss look a lot too slick for us in the next game.

My god, that American robot is annoying.

You didn't miss anything, Raymond. Two minutes of decent football either side of 120 minutes or pure shite.

What does Stones do to keep being picked?

All I see him do is pass sideways five to ten yards!

That kid Jamal can't half hit the ball.

Very strong free-kick before the goal.

Whatever happened to just clear the ball?. Everyone wants to play out from the back now

I said right from the off that Southgate was not good enough to manage England and somehow he has been very lucky to survive all these years.

How England are still in this competition is a miracle and no thanks to Southgate.

His squad selection and starting eleven selections have shown a complete lack of footballing intelligence.

Yes, there is a hardcore of players who we all would have picked but right from the start he goofed big time with the ''Trent'' experiment and didn't correct it for the next match. The centre-back pairing is woeful and how Guehi got in the side is beyond me.

Eze and Palmer should have been starters as people like Foden and Saka have not performed despite great Premiership form and Mainoo is not ready for the World stage.

England have been playing as poorly as any team can in a competition of this magnitude but they are still there and even poor teams win cup competitions when the luck is with them. Go figure!

That's never offside

Nico fairly smashes it into the roof of the net for Spain.

No messing.

That Williams goal for Spain was Kanchelskis-esque.

Being amongst England supporters, once again they have ruined one of my favourite apres-ski songs, Sweet Caroline.

Cannot see anyone touching Spain, been best team in the tournement.

Looks sadly that Georgia are taking the midnight train to Tiblisi

Danny, Yellow card for needless repetition.

How many times are you gonna tell us the same thing?

Interesting Tom 271. I agree with lots of that, but I think Guehi has done OK and thought Mainoo was pretty decent.

Germany Vs Spain... a tough one to call.

Hope Germany,Mark...I've got fifty notes on them to win the pot!!!

Pipped me to it Paul, nice one!

Maybe in future it would be interesting at least to see the Premier League Champs verses the England team... just a thought like!

Hope you enjoyed a few Mark watching Spain/Georgia - good match. I think that Germany will edge past Spain I think on Friday/

Maybe a Community Shield match??!!

For footballs sake I hope Spain win it all.

Billy@268, I think he’s waiting for the players ahead of him to use a little bit of football intelligence, by getting in those little pockets and finding some space. One of the major problems seems to be that Harry Kane, is coming into those area’s, instead of trying to stay further up the pitch, and everything has become condensed.

Slow and ponderous, no real fluency, horrible to watch and very easy to play against, is how I constantly view this England team, at the moment.

It’s no use getting out of jail if you’re not prepared to rehabilitate yourself because there’s only one place you are going if you don’t!!

We are missing Maguire as an aerial threat at set pieces.

We have no width when we have the ball. Even with left footed Saka at LB he was constantly coming infield rather than staying on the touchline.

We are not working hard enough in possession. We press hard for the ball when we lose possession - but are static in possession. Bellingham is very guilty of this. He had another very poor game last night other than the quality goal.

Tony (268),

I think Southgate likes cricket and bases his plans on that game, long and slow.

Mind you, it might pay off by him winning the tournament — wouldn't that be wonderful for the English fans!

I'll take my yellow Michaeil and won't comment on England again.

I'm just waiting for the first Everton fixtures.

Colin @ 266,

I always record the games and skim through the boring stuff later. Like I say, I started watch the game live but I was shouting at the TV till I couldn't stand to watch the rubbish anymore.

Surely they know that they should be trying to find space upfield to maybe be in a position to receive a pass?

Branthwaite might be less experienced than Stones and Guehi but I'm sure he would have more life in him than them two.

The manager needs to go after the tournament, he comes across like there's no bite in him. Someone with some fire in them like Fergurson had would be better.

The bottom line though is most of the players are over-rated, the media keep showing you the best bits of them and leaving out 95% of their play.

I haven't watched Stones much in recent years and I am sure most of his play is very good but, when he has the ball half-way up the pitch and he constantly slowly passes the ball from side to side or behind him, it completely nulls the team as an attacking threat.

For a large part of last night's match when we were a goal behind, he continued to play that way.

He should be running with the ball forwards and looking to release it. This unsettles the opposition and creates openings.

Just an observation but it's just frustrating to watch and the forwards must feel the same way.

Andrew,

I think that Stones has team orders to not venture out of his half. Pep allows him to run into gaps.