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Here is a frankly American-partisan suggestion for striker: Ricardo Pepi of PSV and the USA. His long-assumed transfer to Fulham has fallen through now for the second time, and I think we should reach out. He’s the exact opposite of Beto and Barry – no outstanding height or pace, but terrific natural goalscoring instincts. He gets into the right position, makes a silky first touch, and finishes his chances every time. Even in the easier Dutch league, a goal every 78 minutes over two seasons is outstanding. And because of that first touch, he can do the job Moyes needs from a target man – wins the ball in the air and lays it off perfectly.

Funny thing is, if you missed the game and wanted to watch a replay you have to pay for the privilege of seeing them loose., with the only benefits seeing what the majority of corresponding supporters have written, of how poor our supposed strikers are.
Disappointed that they lost but I doubt if I am going to pay to see them loose a supposed friendly.

Dibling, Alcaraz, Armstrong and Branthwaite all bright. Hackney average but will improve.

Relegation relics like Tarkowski, Mykolenko simply not good enough.

Beto? Replay his highlights with the Benny Hill theme tune and it will make more sense. He was so bad that I was almost pleased to see Barry. Until he touched the ball.

Any half decent striker absolutely puts these two buffoons to shame! Even Delap.. the lad would be head and shoulders above them and I would take anyone. Beto missing that chance today is criminal and will cost us points in the league or a place in a cup! And he is the better of the two! Barry does sweet fuck all, zero effort! Thierno Barry is the complete opposite of what we want to see as Everton fans and he is an insult to our values, history and character. It reads in giant letters at the gym in our training ground “maximum effort is the minimum requirement”. So why the fuck is this waste of space playing for us!!! WE WANT OUR RITCHIE BACK!!! He would put these two fools to fucking shame. I’ve never hated any Everton player more than I hate Thierno Barry. FUCK HIM!!! I hope he sees this. Clown…. Neither of them even have to play, so why do they?!?! Play Alcaraz up front or N’Diaye for fucks sake. Why do we keep playing any of those two fools?? It’s the definition of insanity!… also how mad is it that we start Rohl at RB, then move Jake over, before bringing on our only recognized right back as the third fucking option!!! All this talk about us not having a right back for years is insanity because we have an international RB fit and available every game!!! What is going on people!!! We need to demand answers!… Do any of us even get any joy from following the mighty blues anymore? Even when we magnate to win it’s shite. Fuck this!!

To call Betto and Barry strikers is an insult to a decent goal scorer. I understand that this is a difficult position to play but at least you should be able to control a ball without tripping over. This game once more showed why we struggle in the goal scoring position as we have quality in the midfield and on the wings but finding someone to compliment their play is difficult with #9s that seem as they say have 2 left feet. Surely we should be looking for and paying someone who is aware of where the goal is as they spend enough time in front of it. It is great having Englands #1 goalkeeper but for any success in the premier you need points and someone to earn them by helping their team score.