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Derek (12) Dour Dave dithers again wouldn’t have won many points because it was so obvious even if it was true.

Tony (82) Well who is repeating anything you must be seeing things that’s another sign of people losing the plot. Seen an auld mate of yours tonight at Maureen’s wake- — Paul Burke, a goalie he said who was a nuisance to you, maybe he played for The Brit, I don’t know what he meant.

Michael (2) I would have been in touch during the game but I went out and have just got back in now. Another goal from Braiden, don’t know what it was like but he’s got a gift for putting the ball,in the back of the net.

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Maybe a little bit boring Andy, but I got very fuckin lucky that night mate. Life is mad, my old roommate mate Gary Charles, who ended up being an Alcoholic, never drank at this stage of his life, and when he got off about midnight, I said to him do us a favour lad, when you have opened the room door go back downstairs and leave the key in the reception so I don’t have to wake you up later. We had a really good night, and I can remember Mark Crossley, who does the Clough story’s, trying to get us into a nightclub, doing the ball shape, with his hands, and telling them we played for Nottingham Forest, in his big daft Yorkshire accent. (It was funny, and became a standing joke for a few years) Got back the hotel about 5AM, I got my key from reception and luckily for me the landing was pitch fucking black. Honestly Gemmill, was in a room about three doors down and just as I was getting to my room door, he came out of his room screaming at a few Australian tourists, who must have been staying on the same landing. I froze, when I heard a Scottish accent screaming will you fuckin shut up you Australian bastards, and waited for him to slam his door before I dared open mine. Next morning one of the coaches asked me what time I got home? About twelve o’clock with Charlsey, I said smiling. A couple of weeks later, Liam O’Kane, was praising Crossley after training (he never used to like either of us, although I’m sure this changed for Big Norm, once he became a first team player) and said you have got to change your attitude and be like him (meaning me) if you want to become a footballer son. Fucking standing outside nightclubs at three o’clock in the morning shouting Nottingham Forest, football, you big fuckin idiot, whilst this kid was in bed for twelve O’clock. His face nearly gave me away, and when he asked me how the fuck did you get him to believe you was in bed for midnight, I remember saying because I’m a scouser aren’t I, not a big dosy divi from Barnsley. A fuckn lot of good being a scouser did me in the end though 🙈