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Literally ANY right back or center forward. We aren’t even picky!!!!… who’s got the idea that we can pick and choose? Anyone is better than what we have!!…. Although I’ve spent the past week thinking about how utter shite we were for the last 2-3 months of the season, and how we all complain about right back and Jake doesn’t get forward etc when we had Patterson on the bench the entire time!! Anyone who doesn’t find it baffling that Jake wasn’t moved to the middle and Patterson didn’t play right for at least part of the season needs to give their head a wobble!!! It’s utterly bizarre and insane.

Get rid of him with a swift kick up the arse!… the lad is 6’5” ffs and goes down off every touch like he’s proper hurt. Beto would be sound off the bench as he causes trouble and gets a few goals. Barry is shite both from the start, and off the bench. He managed to nick a few goals purely because of the amount of game time he seen, like Beto. Even though they are shite, they played a lot of underserved minutes so would always nick a few more goals. In actual fact they both should have been dropped for Alcaraz or the young lad Graham. Thus not being able to grab a few goals… but what Barry contributes team-wise toward our entire 90 minute output is FUCK ALL…. At least Beto has a good go

You’re in Houston Bill (48)! Any chance that you might grab a chat some time with Saint Daniel the Absent? You might need to remind him who Everton are but maybe you could give him advice and a common sense talking to mate.

Somerville was also on our radar Bill when he headed south to West Ham. We had a chance then but not now.

Was at the Netherlands vs Sweden match. The Swedish defense was more like the Swiss defense…in terms of cheese. They couldn’t stop the Dutch at all.

Other than that, all I could think about was how much Sunderland is going to make on the Brobbey sale. The guy was a beast.

They did it in December and they are doing it again now Mark (115).

We’ve been told that there is some sort of stage two coming into operation over the summer. The TFG organisation have been involved for more than a month now in Rome with Roma’s executives planning for transfer targets. I don’t know for sure, but I believe that there have been no such meetings in Liverpool.

The stench of unhappiness even desperation is rife on this thread, although, on cue, Andy Walker pops up and then disappears.

Silence and absence does not help at all in this situation. TFG are not silent and absent in Rome. Yanks do not seem to get us and our culture where we expect communication. We are not a ‘franchise’ that can be taken elsewhere at the drop of a hat. We are historically and profoundly embedded in the place where we began founded by people for people not billionaires.

The longer the silence and the longer the absence the deeper the unhappiness will become.

That’s Everton 101 Saint Daniel the Absent and Saint Angus the Silent.

Remember, we are a club with culture and tradition first and a stadium second.

Anyone else remember Saint Daniel the Absent’s scripted and cheap watery words written by a junior staffer about getting and respecting and supporting our ‘tradition’ and ‘culture’ when we changed hands?

Oh, and lest we forget, we have our crack recruitment team in place now. The problem is that we need to buy like one of the three B’s and not like Man City. We would have done much better for us if we had poached a recruitment guru from Brighton, Bournemouth, or Brentford.