COLUMNIST JOE JENNINGS

It Begins...

By Joe Jennings :  22/01/2009 :  Comments (10) :

It was 5pm and my Dad was home from work. I usually waited for him by the window, hoping he would deliver the football stickers I eagerly asked for when he left each morning around 7am. If he didn?t have them, I?d have a face on all night. He had to deliver, he nearly always did. He was my Arnold Schwarzenegger delivering the Turbo Man action doll every night.

He seemed in excellent humour, in high spirits, and very talkative. He told my Mum anecdotes and bits of news and gossip he had gathered during the day. I was overcome with sleep as he surged up the stairs.

?Alright son, how?s your day been?? he asked. I answered him with little half utterances.

From his suit pocket he took a fistful of crumpled bank notes and a good deal of coins, which he piled on my desk along with his keys and chewing gum. But his wry smile suggested there was more to come. There was. Out next was a white envelope. Was it a letter from school, maybe a stop form from the pigs? No, this was something better, much better. I opened it up, sedately. I looked on in stonewall amazement as I was struck by the words ?Man City? and ?Everton?. Everton faced a trip to the blue half of Manchester but I never imagined I would be in attendance cheering them on. But the envelope contained two tickets for the forthcoming clash, I was delighted. I held the ticket in my hand, as if lost in some inward maze of contemplation or thought.

That night ? as I always did ? I hit the streets with my football in hand, beaming from ear to ear. Nothing could beat this feeling, and I took great pride in telling my mates of where I was going. Everton meant that much to me. They still do.

By no means were Everton world-beaters back in 2002, but David Moyes had restored the pride in most Evertonians, my Dad more than most. He had illustrated, boldly, what Everton Football Club was all about. He had brought us hope.

Summer holidays are great as a kid. Football all day, football all night, chippy teas and ice creams on demand. As the end of August approached, my excitement grew. Not only a trip down the M62, for me, this would be a day to relish with gusto, a day of titanic proportions.

The day arrived and we would be picked up at The Rocket by our coach. A midday pick-up would allow a full English breakfast and a prolonged stay in bed. But the latter was never an appealing option. I just couldn?t wait, I just wanted to be there, taking it all in, living my Everton dream. I had been a season ticket holder for a few years but my Dad had never mentioned an away day out before, he probably thought I was too young.

We arrived at our pick-up point and I followed my Dad into the local bookmakers feeling on top of the world ? the same sort of feeling you endure when you?re served at a bar despite being 16 and underage ? as we scanned through the list of potential first goalscorers.

On to the coach we went as we set off on our Manchester mission. To the left of us two men, mid-to-late fifties, nattered away.

They chatted incessantly: about David Moyes and the squad, the hope for the future, the game in hand and our illustrious history laced with their own personal memories. I just sat, enchantingly, listening to two blokes I had never spoken to nor come across before in my life recoiling details of our fabulous history. I felt proud and part of something special.

The way the men spoke, you could be forgiven for assuming Everton was for many people the sole object of their existence. Maybe that should have acted as an early indication for me. Everton is a focal point for many people and the happiness of those in question hinges on the success or failure of our football club.

The coach arrived at our destination. Maine Road - the home of the not-so-successful Manchester City. Many will often draw lazy comparisons between Everton and Manchester City, the two bands of supporters in particular. I?ve never bought into that school of thought. We?re Everton, who the fuck are they, and more importantly, what have they accomplished to be even mentioned in the same breath?

It was late August, but heavy rain provided a reason to spoil the day. But it didn?t dampen my spirits. I still felt privileged to be there, and hoped Everton would deliver a performance worthy of my inflated expectation. Typically, they didn?t. It was 2-0 to the home side inside 16 minutes and I was fast discovering the exclusive disappointment that only Everton can serve up. David Unsworth?s penalty offered some solace, but from thereon in we were running on incline.

Anelka made it 3-1 shortly after half-time and while my side were sinking without trace, the sight of a disgruntled Evertonian launching a crutch towards the money-grabbing, conceited Frenchman brought a smile to my face. My Dad managed a laugh, too. There would be no way back for our underperforming Everton, but I just wanted to make the most of my day, nothing could ruin the excitement and build up that had preceded it. Opening that envelope was memorable in itself, it was my golden ticket.

As we prepared for the journey home, my Dad could only assure me that our next away trip to see Everton would prove more fruitful. I needed no convincing. His assurance was consoling. We had performed appallingly, looked bankrupt of passion and failed to capitalise on the 10-men of Manchester City after Wright-Phillips had saw red, but being an Evertonian will always be the triumph of hope over actuality.

The picture I had earlier painted of the most perfect first away day imaginable bore no resemblance to the eventual reality, it was more smudged and littered with errors. But it was still magical, it was still memorable, it was still Everton. And that?s all I needed.

I was still infatuated by my beloved Everton, still proud to be part of the Everton family and, in some unaccountable way, still vying for more. I was fast turning into an Everton junkie?

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Sean Condon
1   Posted 23/01/2009 at 04:30:58

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Excellent! I love reading this kind of stuff. It?s enough to make ya actually believe that supporting The Only Team That Matters is a different quality of experience from trudging down to White Hart Lane or Villa Park every other week.

Even though it probably isn?t.

But it is to me.
Derek Thomas
2   Posted 23/01/2009 at 05:11:11

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Nice one Joe.....short version

1 = 20
Barry Sherlock
3   Posted 23/01/2009 at 09:20:56

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Brilliant story Joe.
Brian Richardson
4   Posted 23/01/2009 at 10:26:35

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Sorry guys, this is off topic, but what happened to Ken’s From My Seat post? I started reading it yesterday and wanted to finish it this morning - but it seems to have been removed from the website.

Has there been some problem, Michael? And is it in anyway linked to the fact that Ciaran now says he is banned?!
Mark Doyle
5   Posted 23/01/2009 at 23:06:18

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Fantastic story mate, got me all nostalgic thinking back to my first trip to Merseyside. Only problem was I had to go to Anfield as every bloke on my team was a RS supporter. We came over from Dublin. Consolation was, they were beaten 2-1 by Oldham... about 15 years ago now. I get over to Goodison with my two boys once a month though, count yourself blessed to live on Goodison's doorstep.... Just wasn?t to be for me.
Danny O'Neill
6   Posted 23/01/2009 at 23:56:39

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Brian,

I noticed that Ken?s reports have gone too. I hope not, he writes honestly and objectively. When necessary he criticises, other times he can be positive.
Neil Scott
7   Posted 24/01/2009 at 03:28:47

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Danny, this site provides an open forum for all (which most do not I assure you) but you may have a point that the editorial view is often out of line with that being ?fed? to the supporters by the club. Well no bad thing in many cases I?d say unless you have blindly swallowed all this "People's Club" nonsense as well.

At the Southport supporters club meeting on Tuesday, there was an open admission by the club that they had made a real mess in the past of their merchandising strategy, their ticketing policy, and that by no means would Kirkby be everyone?s first choice.

These are all areas in which the club has acted without consultation, and these are the issues on which this site encourages debate and if that gives the fans a voice where previously they did not then how can that be a bad thing?

Our club has a very long way to go before its off field activities mirror what you see on the pitch, and it is only through wider consultation with the fans and their views that BK?s tenure will leave a fitting legacy for future generations of Evertonians. Or in other words, our kids.

Anyway, ramble over. Long live ToffeeWeb!!
Michael Kenrick
8   Posted 24/01/2009 at 05:08:00

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Brian, Ken?s report hasn?t "gone" ? the link to it has merely slipped off the front page. Regular items like that can be found listed under the Columns link. Longer pieces by other contributors are under the Fan Articles link. Most everything else sent in is here in the mailbag.


Look around the site a little... or use Search if you want something specific.

Guy McEvoy
9   Posted 24/01/2009 at 10:06:39

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Joe,

Keep writing this kind of stuff. One day , when you?re an old fart, you?ll find these files with tales of Everton old, and they?ll be priceless to you. It?ll be part of your family history, and be of much interest to every blue then as it is now. Well written, great stuff.

Incidentally, I?m pretty sure I was at that game too ? and it rained so hard, and where I was sat they had no covers, and I ended up with a bin bag cape I think.
Benn Chambers
10   Posted 26/01/2009 at 10:43:26

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Joe,

Superb mate. Well written.

It brings back memories of the first away match I went to. It was with my Mum?s new boyfriend, an Everton Nut.

I was 10, Bristol City away, FA Cup, Matt Jackson Volley, the year we won it! I ended up going to every round that year including the final.

I felt like you all the way to the ground, it was a long drive thinking back but it seemed 10 minutes at the time. It was only after I went back when Bakayoko scored years later, I realised the distance of the Journey.

I?m 25 now and still get goose bumps thinkin abar it! I?d be lost without Everton.

AWESOME FUCKIN CLUB!!!!!

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