Predictions 2025-26

by Colin Glassar  |   31/12/2024  6 Comments  [Jump to last]

Hope everyone has a smashing New Year. Here are my predictions for the next 12 months:

  • Dyche remains manager of Everton until the final day of the season 
  • Everton are knocked out of the FA Cup by Peterborough 
  • Everton survive by 1 point in May, finishing 17th
  • Dyche is sacked in the tunnel following the game
  • Everton appoint NCAA coach, Bill Hubermeier coach of PAC 10, The Oregon Ducks soccer team
  • The new season starts badly
  • The Moyes widow/widowers society start a petition to reinstate the Moyesiah
  • Bottom of the table Sunderland appoint Sean Dyche as their manager
  • Winless Sunderland promptly thrash Everton 5-0 at the Everton Stadium
  • Coach Bill gradually turns things around
  • Everton are knocked out of the Carabao Cup in Round 3
  • Everton start the New Year in 14th place
  • Everton  are knocked out of the FA Cup in Round 3
  • The Moyes widow/widower’s society plans a March down Goodison Road
  • Coach Bill brings back Big Dunc and Rooney to help him save the season
  • Sunderland win only their 2nd game of the season, beating Everton 5-0. They end the season on 6 points
  • Everton crawl past the finishing line finishing in 16th place
  • Friedkin sacks Coach and sells the club to Jenny Kenwright.
  • Jenny promptly appoints darling David as the new manager – much to the delight of the Moyes widow/widower’s society 

Happy New Year!

 

 

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Robert Tressell
1 Posted 03/01/2025 at 20:27:07
You're tempting fate, Colin.

Ian Jones
2 Posted 03/01/2025 at 20:40:05
Have I missed something Colin. Are we still playing at Goodison 😀
Brendan McLaughlin
3 Posted 03/01/2025 at 21:01:21
Colin

You should have titled this piece... "All's well that ends well"

John Pendleton
4 Posted 04/01/2025 at 01:55:22
At least 10 of these will happen.
Mike Gaynes
5 Posted 04/01/2025 at 06:48:00
"Everton appoint NCAA coach, Bill Hubermeier. Hubermeier was coach of PAC 10, The Oregon Ducks soccer team"

Ah Colin, if only. Oregon has only a women's soccer team. The men's team is just a club program. Just as it was when I played for it. 46 years ago. For 26 minutes.

Colin Glassar
6 Posted 04/01/2025 at 08:03:10
Mike, Hubermeier is obviously a fictional character, duh.

Sorry guys, I wrote this on either New Year’s Eve or New Year’s Day after having one too many. It’s all a blur now. Just a bit of fun so sorry for the mistakes.

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