If Leicester win the Premier League, I will have been wrong... Dead, dead, DEAD wrong... 100% and entirely wrong. (I know, almost unimaginable, but there it is.)
And why? Because it has been my opinion (and I’m fairly sure I’ve stated it elsewhere on ToffeeWeb) that I think it’s impossible for someone other than the five or six clubs with real money to win it, ie, Chelsea, Man City, Man Utd, Spurs, Arsenal and Liverpool.

I think I’ve said a couple of times that (due to financial unfairness) ‘we play in a league we absolutely can’t win.’ And that no matter how hard a ‘none-money’ side works, or how good their team spirit, they will not, over a season, have the touch, pace or strength-in-depth to truly succeed. But, as I say, if Leicester DO win it, I will be (proven!) wrong.

In fact, I’ve already seen enough to say I’m 97% wrong and only a huge fall now, due to injuries to their key players (who can’t be replaced like-for-like) would make me consider a (slightly sheepish) ‘told you...’

So, firstly, all that said, do I WANT them to win it? Absolutely! As cynical as I might be, I’m still happy when Goliath gets a half knacker the grid. I’m even able to put to one side the fact that I think their town is a horrible kip of a gaff and/or the fact that (terrific striker though he is) I think Vardy is a shitty, shrew-faced xenophobe who can’t take his ale.

Anyway, if they win it, it will be because they have found a formula so simple and obvious, no-one else (apparently) could see it.

1) You play the system/positions your players will have playing since they were kids (so their ‘uncomplicated’ brains don’t have to do much thinking).

2) You don’t change the side unless forced to (familiarity, bonding etc).

3) You make sure each player can run for 90 mins.

4) You make sure each player WILL run for 90 mins.

5) You make sure every ball is contested.

Et Voila! (...ish.)

Now, if you add a little skill and pace to that, you’re in with a shout. I know, I know, what the fuck has all that got to do with Everton? Well, if Leicester do win it (or even take a Champions League place), will things get easier or harder for us? Will it cost us more to compete... or less?

Seems (to me) it could go one of two ways. For instance, the money sides could decide ‘Right, we need to throw a LOT more money at this, how DARE these gozzy-eyed no-marks win our title.’ Or they might think ‘Why the fuck are we spending zillions if the Premier League can be won by a shower of big grocks and three decent players who can all play to a simple plan?’ (I mean if you COULD win it without spending hundreds of millions, surely that would make sense?)

Plus for players, why go to Man City or Chelsea if you can win the title with Everton, Stoke City or West Ham United and get loads of games and Champions League? Fact is, if they do win it, a question few will have ever considered will be be aimed at Everton (by many of us) — "If fucking Leicester can..." etc.

So much of what I've seen this season, re success or failure (all relative, I know) has been to do with effort. For me Aguero, Sanchez and Rooney are the best footballers in the Premier League (if you think different, fine, it’s subjective) but it doesn’t really matter how good they are if those around them aren’t pulling their weight (nb: every single ounce of it in every single game).

I don’t think of Everton as a lazy side, nothing like it — but I do think we have been out-worked and out-muscled and outrun by sides this season and our results have suffered for it. We also sometimes look (strangely) goosed in games when, imo, we haven’t pressed the opposition like they've pressed us. In fact, sometimes I think Lukaku and/or Deulofeu have pulled a hamstring or something but then it appears they’re just blowing for tugs.

Anyway, I'm wandering and I suppose the point is (and this sounds as strange in my head as it looks written down): If Leicester can win the league, Everton (in theory) can. And if Leicester can qualify for the Champions League, Everton can. If Leicester win it, one way or another, it'll be a (ahem!) game-changer.