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England 1 - 1 Uruguay

James Garner makes his England debut at Wembley tonight against Uruguay in a pre-World Cup friendly.

G arner was taking the corners in the first half and putting in some decent deliveries. But England were mostly tentative playing the maddening backwards, sideways, forwards, sideways, backwards rubbish that is so hard to watch in the Premier League. 

Half-Time: 0 - 0 

Garner got few meaningful touches in the second half and was subbed by Barnes after 68 minutes. 

Calvert-Lewin missed an absolute sitter from just three yards out, a beautiful curling delivery... probably a bit much for the former Everton striker to handle. 

Ben White gave England the lead from a corner. But VAR persuaded the referee to give Uruguay a very late penalty for nothing more than a coming together as two players challenged for a ball off the ground. Trafford failed to save the spot-kick.

England: Trafford, Livramento, Tomori, Maguire, Spence, Henderson, Garner, Foden, Madueke, Rashford, Solanke.
Subs: Ramsdale, Pickford, Steele, Hall, Wharton, Stones, Palmer, White, Mainoo, Calvert-Lewin, Barnes, Bowen.

Uruguay: Muslera, R Araujo, Ugarte, De Arrascaeta, Varela, Canobbio, Valverde, Olivera, M Araujo, Piquerez, Aguirre.
Subs: Rochet, Mele, Gimenez, Caceres, Sanabria, De La Cruz, Martinez, Nunez, Pellistri, Vina, Rodriguez, Vinas, Torres, Rodriguez.

 
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Mark Murphy
1 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:02:53
"James Garner's first involvement a corner kick” says the commentator.

Jimmy had already played a nice ball to his left mid, a dangerous hanging cross into the box and got fouled on the ball, leading to a Foden free kick.

Are they instructed to avoid naming Everton players??

He's playing well, our boy!

Mark Murphy
2 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:06:23
Did I just see Henderson has the captain's armband??

Fuck me, I should make a comeback if he's good enough to captain England! And I'm 67.

Andrew Ellams
3 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:10:42
The boy's playing well and hit 3 cracking corners.
Bill Gall
4 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:17:16
Any feeds for this game?

I have Fubo but they have now got DAZN in their folder and want extra money to watch this game.

George Freeman
5 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:23:05
Bill, it's on ITV 1 or ITVX
Tony Hughes
6 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:23:10
Shit load of players who have never played together before produce a disjointed peformance, who'd have thought it eh?
Mark Murphy
7 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:23:40
Dixon is being quite positive towards Jimmy's play so far...
Mark Murphy
8 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:24:44
That Bielsa is a weirdo!
George Freeman
9 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:27:09
James Garner is the only one with any idea.

He is making some good runs but instead of picking him out they would rather pass back.

Bill Gall
10 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:27:16
Thank you, George.

Problem is... I live in Canada.

George Freeman
11 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:39:44
Bill, have you tried a VPN, like Unlocator VPN or Nord VPN?
Mike Powell
12 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:44:31
I don't usually watch England, but because Jimmy Garner is playing thought I would make the effort.

I shouldn't have bothered... it's awful, although Jimmy is doing well.

Mark Murphy
13 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:45:55
If Everton played like England, the Hill Dickinson would be half-empty.

It's awful. Apart from Rashford.

Tony Hughes
14 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:54:08
Load of players who haven't played together before, what do you expect. Brazil 1970?

Pointless these games, the manager should know how good a player is. The players are playing against the world's best each week in the Premier League at a higher tempo with much more at stake.

Playing against the likes of Japan or Andorra to prove you're an international footballer is utter bollocks.

Tom Bowers
15 Posted 27/03/2026 at 20:59:52
A mishmash of an England team but Garner is as good as anyone and better than Henderson who somehow got the captaincy armband. Don't know how because he is finished at International level.

Solanke is poor and so is Spence but they do play for London clubs and that gives them the edge in getting selected.

Tony Hughes
16 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:14:08
Need to take the blue-tinted specs off tonight.

Garrner had been really quiet, too much backwards and sideways, not showing the confidence he has in a Blue shirt

Mark Murphy
17 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:15:15
Garner has been impeccable in a very unadventurous England side.

Now come on, Dom!

Tony Hughes
18 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:24:13
Dirty Uruguayan fuckers.

Nothing changes.

Tony Hughes
19 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:25:06
Sitter
Geoff Trenner
20 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:27:47
Oh DCL
Michael Kenrick
21 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:27:52
What a miss by Calvert-Lewin!

Laid on a plate. But it was always the service that was lacking, eh?

Nowt to do with his abundance of skill... My arse.

Tony Hughes
22 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:42:12
Ugarte gets two yellows and stays on?

What the fuck???

Michael Kenrick
23 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:43:42
Fifa are such a bunch of crooks.

Wembley already half-empty at 90 minutes, with 5 minutes added.

Mark Murphy
24 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:54:19
Dom misses a sitter.

White booed onto the pitch, then scores...
Then gives away the penalty they didn't deserve. We'll sign White, won't we?

If Everton played like England, I wouldn't go.

Mike Gaynes
25 Posted 27/03/2026 at 21:57:38
There's no way I can properly describe the excitement of that game.

So I won't try.

Simon Dalzell
26 Posted 27/03/2026 at 22:08:51
Tony Hughes...

Laughable comment at best. He played about as well as he could, surrounded by rubbish.

Especially Henderson. How the hell is he still around?

Tom Bowers
27 Posted 27/03/2026 at 22:16:13
Typical Uruguay! Terrible referee!

England weren't great but they were better than these South Americans.

Why did this awful ref not call a penalty when Maguire was wrestled to the ground or at least go to VAR? And why no red card when Foden was brutally tackled.

I think Tuchel made too many substitutions at the wrong time; I have doubts that England will do well at the finals under him.

Neil Lawson
28 Posted 27/03/2026 at 23:23:57
Watched Return to Paradise instead and managed to stay awake.

By all accounts, the correct choice.

Paul Griffiths
29 Posted 28/03/2026 at 04:22:06
You never answered my question Mike - 25. I asked you which one of my books would you like to read?

Might not be a good idea to try to start scoring points against England. I know that you want to get things going for the World Cup, something I find hard to get worked up about. But that was a third-rate -- fourth-rate? -- England team who would not make the Top 4 in the Premier League.

The World Cup second favourites are doing just fine.

The long-shot Yanks have much to do and must be praying that they do not meet Mexico or Panama or Canada...

Mark Murphy
31 Posted 28/03/2026 at 07:17:35
USA v Iran

We all want to see that!

On the football pitch only.

Brian Foley
32 Posted 28/03/2026 at 08:20:51
Agree with MK (21)

I don't miss Calvert-Lewin as much as he misses sitters. Such a frustrating player, could have been great.

Check our league position. Doesn't know how to celebrate a goal, smiles when he misses. Not for me.

Garner, however, is a proper footballer. Must not get injured!!! Been trying to log in for yonks. 😅

Brian Foley
33 Posted 28/03/2026 at 08:27:45
Mark Murphy mostly agree with your comments en bloc. The USA V IRAN comment at (31) genius wish I'd thought of it I'm 68 did you ever play in Sefton, Bootle, Chaffers, Edinburgh Park, the 80's. Just wondered.
Ian Bennett
34 Posted 28/03/2026 at 08:41:29
Tuchel interview on Garner is worth a watch.

Most tackles

Most chances

Most final third passes

Things to work on, but he will certainly get another chance at this level

James Garner is our mini Valverde

Mark Murphy
35 Posted 28/03/2026 at 09:29:24
No Brian, I spent most of the 80s romping round Spain with a brief and disastrous interlude in Denmark.

I'm reading Jimmy got the MotM. That right?

Geoff Trenner
36 Posted 28/03/2026 at 09:49:08
Not sure where else to put this so

Radio 4, Saturday Live this morning

Adrian Chiles chatting to Big Nev about his work with underprivileged kids.

Worth a catch up listen.

Ian Bennett
37 Posted 28/03/2026 at 10:08:42
For the England senior men's team match against Uruguay on 27 March 2026, the Player of the Match (connected by EE) was debutant James Garner.

Garner's performance on his senior debut included:

59 touches and 37/40 completed passes (93% accuracy).
4 chances created and 3 tackles won.
6 duels won during his 69 minutes on the pitch before being substituted for Kobbie Mainoo.

Hopefully he comes back a player who can raise his game further, and inspire others.

Brian Harrison
38 Posted 28/03/2026 at 10:27:56
I thought Rashford and Garner did their chances of going to the World Cup no harm. But when you have a manager who thinks Henderson justifies his inclusion, you just don't know.

The game highlighted what most of us know: that, without Kane, we don't have a main striker.

Tuchel should have tried some of these players long before now; throwing 6 or 7 guys that have never played together isn't the right way to see the level these players are at.

I also thought Adam Wharton did well when he came on; he is another who will be on the move in the summer.

Kevin Naylor
39 Posted 28/03/2026 at 12:58:00
Reading the BBC write up (about who impressed/didn't) you'd have thought he wasn't even playing.
Philip Devlin
40 Posted 28/03/2026 at 14:36:51
Geoff @ 36 - thanks for that. My love for that man’s outlook on life was already sky high, but that reinforced it all. Such an emotionally intelligent man and an inspiration. Didn’t know that Trevor Steven works for a construction site suicide charity. Kudos to him too. A really positive listen.
Steve Brown
41 Posted 28/03/2026 at 15:10:02
Trevor Steven is CEO of Mindflow:

Link

Mike Gaynes
42 Posted 28/03/2026 at 15:29:19
The "mini-Valverde" comment is the highest compliment imaginable.

I consider Valverde one of the top 5 holding midfielders in the world.

Paul #29, your bestseller of course! I can't wait to compare it to the two other Paul Griffiths books I have read (no, really!) -- On Being Mindless and Lying .

John Collins
43 Posted 28/03/2026 at 15:32:28
Agree on Velverde Mike.

Hes got a chance of going to the WC listening to that statement.

Philip Devlin
44 Posted 28/03/2026 at 15:41:11
Thanks for that, Steve @ 41. Great idea for a charity.
Mike Gaynes
45 Posted 28/03/2026 at 15:47:35
John #43, I would say so. England doesn't have anybody else who does what Garner does except Elliot Anderson.
Paul Hewitt
46 Posted 28/03/2026 at 18:12:24
Good to see Patterson starting for Scotland
Paul Griffiths
47 Posted 28/03/2026 at 21:24:29
Oh dear Mike. USA 1 Belgium 5
Paul Griffiths
48 Posted 29/03/2026 at 00:12:48
I'm not sure that I have written a bestseller Mike. Academic books do well to break the 1,000 ceiling, though I've always done that up to now. The only way that I could see this happening, I think, is if you were comfortable posting your email address and I could send you a couple of PDFs.
Brian Foley
49 Posted 29/03/2026 at 15:13:42
Sorry Mark (35). Not sure maybe Rashford?. Garner solid first half.👍
Paul Griffiths
50 Posted 29/03/2026 at 21:14:29
Brian is right, Rashford -- and with the Beeb too!

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