The Intransigent Mr Martinez

Everton's miserable fortunes on the domestic front have exhausted the currency Roberto Martinez earned in his first season at Goodson. Can he break the perplexing intransigence that has paralysed his team this season and prove that he is the man to take the club forward over the long term?

Lyndon Lloyd 10/03/2015 97comments  |  Jump to last
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His disposition in front of the cameras may be perpetually sunny but Roberto Martinez's face at the end of last Wednesday's 2-0 defeat at Stoke betrayed the pressure that is mounting on his shoulders as Everton's unfathomable fall from last season's grace shows no sign of slowing.

Everton lost just eight times in the Catalan's first Premier League campaign in charge; they've lost eight of their last nine away games alone this season, part of a harrowing sequence of results that has shattered any hopes of repeat qualification for Europe via the League and put them in danger of being sucked into a fight to stay in the top flight.

The contrast with last term couldn't be more stark. A year ago, the Toffees had just embarked on a seven-match winning streak that would, briefly, put them on course for that long-coveted place in the top four and another crack at the Champions League. They missed out, thanks in part to some performances that, with the benefit for hindsight, foreshadowed some of the problems this season, and a powerful finish to the campaign by Arsenal. But, having racked up a record points tally in the Premier League and with Martinez apparently representing the new principal at the re-opened School of Science, hope sprung enternal that cracking that infamous glass ceiling was surely just a matter of time.

In Europe, of course, where they comfortably won Group H and beat one of the Europa League favorites, Wolfsburg, handsomely home and away, Everton have largely looked every bit the team we expected them to be on the domestic front this season. For a number of reasons, however, they've not been able to translate their impressive form on the Continent to the Premier League, with the situation reaching a point where the team's problems are as much pyschological as they are tactical.

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In the eye of a gathering storm, of course, stands the manager, his outward demeanour to the media unruffled, his rhetoric unchanged and his adherence to his footballing philosophy unwavering. As Greg O'Keeffe pointed out in an editorial piece for the Liverpool Echo a few days ago, Martinez will not be steered from his belief in the power of positivity and argued that the man should be judged on his actions and not his words.

Ordinarily, that would be the natural position to take. The Catalan has a propensity to be hyperbolic and the fact that English is his second language requires that linguistic license be afforded for words like "phenomenal", "perfect" and "pristine". But while the Blues were going "eye to eye" with more fancied opponents and, apparently, shedding the inferiority complex that seemed pervasive under his predecessor, his over-statements were largely seen as an expression of his enthusiasm.

Recently, however, there has been as much to be concerned about in what he says as there is in what he does – or, more accurately, what he isn't doing to reverse Everton's declining fortunes. As laudable as that relentless positivity is, it has become a little irritating in the face of the team's nose-diving domestic fortunes and some of that hitherto charming hyperbole – which surely crossed into farce with his recent assertion that Tim Howard is having "a strong season" – now paints a picture of a manager increasingly detached from reality.

"Fine Margins"

On a number of occasions in his first year in charge, his assertion that the quality of the Blues' performances was not being reflected in the team's results had some merit. The fine margins that he frequently references these days were an important factor last season; they haven't often applied this time around (or if they have, it's because of Everton's general under-performance). Gareth Barry's vital intervention on his debut against Chelsea to deny Samuel Eto'o a certain goal was lauded as the spark that lit the Blue touchpaper in 2013-14. Bryan Oviedo's goal at Old Trafford, Steven Pienaar's wonderful cameo against Hull at Goodison, Gerard Deulofeu's equaliser at Arsenal and the Spanish winger's role in Wes Brown's own goal at Sunderland were all decisive moments that narrowly won vital points or tipped crucial games in Everton's favour and helped continue momentum and – perhaps most importantly of all – confidence. Take out Leon Osman's error against the reverse fixture against the Black Cats and Tim Howard likely doesn't get sent off and the Blues win the match. Fine margins on both sides of the equation.

This season, that the margins are fine and Lady Luck seems to be looking the other way is largely down to Everton's own shortcomings and those of a rigid system that is demonstrably failing. The margins are fine when you only create a couple of clear chances in the span of 90 minutes, when you don't practice taking or defending set-pieces (a staple in the Premier League), when you don't consistently put enough men or enough deliveries into the opposition area, and you don't shoot from distance. In football, you make your own luck – and can widen those margins – and Martinez's Blues simply haven't been making enough of their own lately.

It's worth noting that Everton have faced plenty of challenges this term that were not as prevalent last season. Serious injuries to key players like Ross Barkley, John Stones and James McCarthy severely disrupted the first half of the campaign, while the absence of Osman and, in particular, Pienaar, have robbed the team of some of their most creative elements – players who could have consisently provided the imagination and guile that has been so lacking in the Blues' play. Kevin Mirallas' campaign has also been affected by niggling injuries, although his faltering form now seems to be more symptomatic of an unsettled player rather than an injured one.

The likes of Gareth Barry, Sylvain Distin and Tim Howard are a year older and really starting to show their age, while the gamble on Eto'o's Premier League swansong being a spectacular one backfired, with the Cameroonian rumoured to have been more of a nuisance in his own dressing room than he was to opposition defenders.

Where almost all of those veteran players are concerned, though, Martinez has been his own worst enemy. While Liverpool are phasing out their over-the-hill midfield steed before putting him out to pasture in the MLS next season, Everton signed a 33 year-old Barry to a three-year contract and have played him in virtually every match for which he has been eligible this season. Few could have predicted the decline in his effectiveness this season but he remains one of the first names on the team-sheet and was rushed back from injury earlier this season when he could have used another two weeks to fully recover.

In what has been arguably the manager's most unforgivable decision so far, Howard continues to hold on to the first-choice spot between the sticks despite ranking among the top flight's worst goalkeepers and Eto'o was, mystifyingly, not replaced, leaving Martinez with the same limited attacking options that appeared so problematic during that horrendous run of results over Christmas and the period of marginal improvement that followed in January. Having failed – whether due to lack of foresight or a financial straitjacket imposed after the acquisition of Romelu Lukaku – to adequately strenghten his squad in either of the last two windows, even as his team's League fortunes were deteriorating, Martinez has found his options severely limited up front and on the wings, two areas in which his side are currently found especially wanting.

All of these factors, posited by the manager, fans and media pundits alike as reasons for the team's struggles, are not enough to explain the alarming drop-off from a year ago, though. Everton's infamous lack of investment and an ageing squad would help to explain why we're not chipping away at the glass ceiling again this season; they're not the reason why we’re hovering six points above the relegation zone with our worst points tally after 28 matches for 88 years. Complaints over transfer budgets and the ownership question are more valid for discussions about what is preventing us from making the step up to top 4, not about us clinging to our Premier League status.

Nor is it solely down the demands of Europe. Everton were at their worst when the Europa League was on hiatus and, if anything, the team's relative success on the Continent should have provided the players the confidence they've needed to turn their Premier League fortunes around. They have found a freedom and openness in European competition that is far harder to come across at home, particularly now that opposition managers have figured out how best to counteract the Martinez pass and possession game.

Adapt or die

Therein, of course, lies the problem. Opponents have found a way to reduce the Blues to threatless sideways and backwards passing by pulling men back, pressing the ball and double-marking Barkley or Lukaku, safe in the knowledge that there aren't enough supporting players to capitalise on the resulting space.

Much of last year's success came down to balance and width, with the inventive Pienaar-Baines partnership on the left counter-weighted on the right by the rotation of Mirallas and Deulofeu, while this season he has continued with a fundementally unbalanced and narrow formation in the South African's absence. Where before quick passing and neat interchanges could stretch and unlock entrenched defences, this season Everton's forward momentum routinely suffocates on slow, hesitant passing trying to blunder through the centre of opposition defences or at the feet of an isolated Lukaku ill-suited to the "target man" role he is being asked to play.

Success in the Premier League demands that you adapt or fail and Martinez has actually shown himself in the past to be resourceful in out-foxing opposition managers and "finding ways to win". He was universally praised for the masterstroke of deploying his two Belgians on either side of a "false number nine" in Steven Naismith as his team comprehensively beat Arsenal and United at Goodison, matches that were won by striking early and then stifling the rest of the contest with possession football.

He has shown a perplexing stubbornness towards using further experimentation this season to get his team out of its current rut, though. Nowadays, it's a case week in, week out of him putting the same round pegs in square holes – Barkley and Naismith (for example) can be put into the same team but that doesn't mean they properly fit – and the result has been the footballing equivalent of banging one's head repeatedly into a brick wall. Opportunities to deploy two wingers, drop one of the defensive midfielders or try 4-4-2 with two strikers – anything to deviate from the same tired formation – have been ignored.

After last season's euphoria, the manager's second-season syndrome has come as an almighty shock and supporters are now scrutinising the manager's words and deeds to see if he has the power or the willingness to make the changes required. While the likes of Brendan Rodgers and Mauricio Pochettino have both come through difficult spells earlier this season by identfying the problems and adapting tactics and personnel to turn their respective campaigns around, Martinez has remained intransigent, seemingly trapped within his ethos and methods.

He unquestionably has a long-term view and a plan for Everton that will take a long time to implement but he will also continue to face myriad challenges along the way and the club can't afford to be languishing in the wrong half of the table while he does it. That he refuses to change to find a way to grind through adversity now casts serious doubt on his ability to weather future storms... and there will always be rough seas in England's top flight. We will likely stay up this season – perhaps only because of the points we have already accrued; few would bet on our survival if we were currenlty in the bottom three – and could extend this wonderful run in Europe a good while longer but the question then becomes, what happens next season?

In all probability, we will find out. Martinez will get the chance to reshape his squad somewhat over the summer and, free from the distractions of an international tournament, hopefully atone for the shambolic pre-season of 2014. Much of the current uncertainty and doubt will be forgotten if he can demonstrate an ability to adapt over the remainder of this season and then show progress at the start of the next.

From the vantage point of this frustrating season, however, it remains a big "if". The currency he accrued last season has been spent; he is, in many ways, back at square one and needing to prove himself all over again. With faith in his abilities as the long-term steward of Everton's fortunes rapidly diminishing, he doesn't have long and for some it may already be too late. Over to you, Roberto.

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Jimmy-Ã…ge Sørheim
1 Posted 10/03/2015 at 05:37:53
The total lack of fitness by not getting Mirallas and Lukaku back in time for pre-season was a critical mistake.

Also, the level of quality overall of his transfers is another.

I said so in pre-season, and was proven right, but right now all I care about is for Martinez to win the Europa League, or else he is gone.

Guy Hastings
2 Posted 10/03/2015 at 07:52:01
Excellent observations, throughout. I see that heÂ’s demanding that Barkley not be taken to the under-21s this summer because of Â’tirednessÂ’. If anything, Barkley should go as Southgate might actually find a role for him to play next season. My jury has been out on Barkley since day 1, but MartinezÂ’s inability to get anything out of him this season (in fact, his game has regressed) sums this season up.
Eddie Dunn
3 Posted 10/03/2015 at 08:21:19
A comprehensive overview Lyndon.

It seems to me that the manager sees us playing in that Latin style where technically gifted players keep the ball and move it around the park unpicking deep set defences. Slow-slow, quick-quick, slow... a sudden burst of pace and blam!

We donÂ’t have the players to do it, so it wonÂ’t work, and we have to watch one-footed, technically average workhorses, bred on the physicality of English footy, clumsily try to emulate Messi, Xabi et al.

Nick Page
4 Posted 10/03/2015 at 09:09:35
Great piece!

By the way, does anyone know #DancingMan? HeÂ’s a blue, was at the Emirates.

Carry on...

Phil Walling
5 Posted 10/03/2015 at 08:49:43
Lyndon says it all. ItÂ’s pretty certain that we shall escape relegation and that Roberto will remain our manager for the foreseeable future. The chairmanÂ’s view that this Premier League season has been a blip and that the Europa League competition has demonstrated how attractive and rewarding the CatalanÂ’s style can be has ensured that is the case.

I am fairly reliably informed (pressmenÂ’s opinion!) that next season, however, he will be on notice to get off to a decent start (top half) else the axe will fall.

Enjoy the summer.

Tony Hill
6 Posted 10/03/2015 at 08:47:53
Well, weÂ’ve analysed this exhaustively, of course. I think Lyndon covers most of the ground but the two other main factors for me are:

1. The lack of strong leadership, including from Martinez himself, which would have allowed us to ride the storm – Jagielka is hopeless as a captain; we had a demoralising start to the season and no-one was big enough to get confidence back in the team.

2. All tactical and selection issues are secondary to the trust which the players have in Martinez. There has been something amiss for a long time, it may stem from the bad start we had but I suspect it goes deeper and that a number of the players just donÂ’t believe in him or respect him. I accept that is speculation but it seems to me to be a fair inference given comments made by Lukaku, Baines and others from time to time and the general level of performance. I donÂ’t know the details of what has caused it but it has been toxic for us.

I think we will stay up, though we remain in danger, because enough of the players will see what is at stake for them, but unless RM can get them to support him long term then he is doomed.

I think he should go in the summer because I think too much damage has been done but Kenwright will give him next season, or a part of it, to get it right. That is the other problem, of course, we have a hammy Chairman who gushes and waffles rather like his manager and despite the view that money will talk through people like Green, there is precious little evidence of a Board prepared to take decisive action.

Ross Edwards
7 Posted 10/03/2015 at 09:23:15
So Phil, theyÂ’ll be giving him until Christmas then at least?

I just think that if his card is marked why donÂ’t they just get rid in the summer and give a new man the pre season and the transfer window?

They donÂ’t want to delay too long because thereÂ’ll be some decent managers available at the end of the season, not January.

Ernie Baywood
8 Posted 10/03/2015 at 09:28:22
IÂ’ll be honest, I still struggle with the accepted wisdom that Jags lacks leadership. You can point to individual actions and examples of inactivity but, unless you play with him, how would you know?

ItÂ’s guesswork isnÂ’t it?

Tony Hill
9 Posted 10/03/2015 at 09:44:47
No, I donÂ’t think so Ernie. We can judge him by what he does and says to offer leadership on the pitch and off it. I suppose he may be an inspiration away from the cameras and press but he shows no evidence of driving the team forward when we are behind or in difficulties, he doesnÂ’t represent the team with any force to referees, his interviews are beyond bland and I am afraid the Mirallas penalty and the McCarthy/Ivanovic incidents were typical of his approach, or lack of it.

I have no doubt he always tries his best and he is a player I respect but he is not, in my view, a captain of EFC.

Dave Abrahams
10 Posted 10/03/2015 at 09:46:30
Phil (#5),

With all due respect to the pressmen you know, youÂ’ll know as much as them and most probably a lot more than them when it comes to Everton, but letÂ’s stay positive and hope they stay up.

Eddie Dunn
11 Posted 10/03/2015 at 09:56:19
Phil, donÂ’t tempt fate... there is often one team that plummets down into trouble.

We are a bit like the Titanic at the moment, the band is still playing, the Captain is all at sea, and there is a flippin big iceberg coming up...

Dan Hollingworth
12 Posted 10/03/2015 at 09:31:00
Great piece, read a lot in the last few weeks and this is by far the best.

One thing I will say is Steven Naismith has got of lightly in this article, and apart from the odd goal (DonÂ’t think he is in double figures for the season) he does not offer a lot. "Works hard", granted. But I never get excited when he is on the ball.

My point in relation to the article is . . . every attacking player this season seams to have been moved about by RM to accommodate Naismith. Rom played the Anfield derby on the wing to accommodate him, the current trend of the last few games playing 3 holding mids, and Ross Barkley is only 5 positions away from playing in every position for Everton at some stage this season for the sake of Naismith. So whilst everyone has Barry down as RMÂ’s little pet. I think his love for Naismith is stronger. I always think back to the Newcastle game at home last season when we were 3-0 up at HT. 2 Men sitting, 2 wingers (although one of them was Osman) and Ross behind Rom. We were outstanding. It was a balanced side. No one has suffered more this season than RB.

DonÂ’t get me wrong, Naismith is not the problem, first 6 weeks of the season he was the only one who looked like he gave a s*** but I would like to see him dropped and players playing back in their natural positions.

Derek Thomas
13 Posted 10/03/2015 at 09:34:29
IÂ’ve given up on Ball-less Boys Pen Bill sacking Him, unless there is a calamitous next 3 games.

People have been saying since Dec. HeÂ’s got the next 2/3 game and If theyÂ’re bad=sack, but it never happened... the magic of a European Pot eh

So IÂ’ve admitted to my self that HeÂ’ll still be here past June...BUT, there Needs to be a vast improvement in July, Aug, Sept, and into Oct.. Coz if thereÂ’s more of the same, He hasnÂ’t got a leg to stand on.

Barry; I think he is a bit of RobertoÂ’s collateral damage here. prior to the start of season 13-14 IÂ’m sure he put himself and was put through a rigorous pre-season... all the better to sell himself and he did, despite, not much prior game time.

He got nothing like that this season where RobertoÂ’s hardest day was, according to Osman, like Moyeses rest / wind down day.

Pre season training is like money in the bank...the old short term pain for long term gain. I wonder how many others suffered from the softly softly approach. It certainly didnÂ’t Â’catchee monkeyÂ’ this season.

I for one canÂ’t wait to see the back of him, the sooner the better.

But all bets are off If we do win the Europa, because you can bet your life IÂ’ll be there to see it and sing the Roberto song with all the others.

Fickle and bitter both at the same time me, but thatÂ’s no surprise on the Everton rollercoaster

Sid Logan
14 Posted 10/03/2015 at 10:06:56
Lyndon, as Dan said above weÂ’ve enjoyed some excellent pieces lately but this one stands out from the rest.

A great read which perfectly describes how weÂ’ve got to this point in our farcical season.

I have one tiny disagreement. I would say with his performance this season Martinez is not at square one - he is nearer minus five! I expect him to stay but I for one have lost well more than every bit of faith he nurtured in me last season.

Mike Childs
15 Posted 10/03/2015 at 10:28:29
Great piece Lyndon as usual. Also enjoy DanÂ’s points about Naisy. IÂ’m tired of complaining, all that is left is to pray for survival.
Eugene Ruane
16 Posted 10/03/2015 at 10:25:17
Dan Hollingworth (12) re Naismith - "But I never get excited when he is on the ball"

Maybe not, but if weÂ’re to dig, work and scrape ourselves out of the shit weÂ’re in (and thatÂ’s what itÂ’s going to take), IÂ’ll take NaismithÂ’s lack of excitement over the Â’thrillsÂ’ provided be some of our more Â’giftedÂ’ players.

Right now, in the position weÂ’re in, with what we face in the next ten games, IÂ’d definitely take 5 more Naismiths over 5 more Mirallas..es...esses..es.

Naismith doesnÂ’t select himself and isnÂ’t the greatest player, but in every game he plays, he runs his blood to water for the cause.

He plays with boundless energy, hates losing even throw-ins, will give 100% wherever heÂ’s played and (because of this) he is consistently the Everton player I enjoy watching most.

John Keating
17 Posted 10/03/2015 at 11:23:38
The article says what so many posters have been saying for months!

Just surprised so many seem to think itÂ’s all new. Where have you been?

Brent Stephens
18 Posted 10/03/2015 at 11:14:20
What a superb article, Lyndon. On every level. Comprehensive in terms of all the factors that could be the cause of our problems. Balanced in its consideration of them. Not putting "the problem" down to a single or a few simple factors. No vitriol or personal abuse (or overuse of bold text or capitals).

Superb. Submit it to a daily paper for consideration as a fanÂ’s view?

Jeff Beaumont
19 Posted 10/03/2015 at 11:11:22
Hope RM watched the Cup game last night. Man Utd played his game – 68% possession including loads of back-passing to the goalie. Result: Man Utd 1 Arsenal 2 with the winning goal coming from a miss-hit back-pass to the goalie.

Bit worrying, Man Utd might poach him as their next manager – Oh God, please let it be so.

Chris Gould
20 Posted 10/03/2015 at 11:33:23
Excellent summary, Lyndon.

If Martinez is here next season then the board have to back him in the transfer market. They have to allow him to sell the players that canÂ’t work within his system, and allow him to bring players in that can.
This would be a massive gamble.

Can Martinez be trusted to buy the right players? Does he even know who these players are? He hasnÂ’t shown that he knows the type of players who can make his system work. He spent 28 mill on a player not in any way suited to it.

Backing him in the summer could be disastrous. We could see a mass exodus of quality players who canÂ’t or wonÂ’t play within his system.

Tom Bowers
22 Posted 10/03/2015 at 11:43:39
Whilst not all the fault of Martinez, he has to take the bulk of the blame. We can make many excuses and some are valid but many other teams can point to the same and recover to respectability over the season.

With the talent Everton have on paper, there is no excuse for Martinez. You can slice up the season any way you like with ands, ifs, buts, and maybes... it all comes back to one thing: they are no better than the bottom club Leicester.

They have never once resembled the team of last season either in command of the game or commitment. Even in the Europa League games, they have looked less than impressive but somehow survived to end up with flattering scorelines.

Sorry, but Martinez has to go.

John Keating
23 Posted 10/03/2015 at 12:00:07
Dan,

Naismith is the ONLY player to come off the pitch sweating! The only one who has shown any sort of passion and commitment. ItÂ’s a pity the other 10 useless wasters canÂ’t say the same else we wouldnÂ’t be in this position.

Colin Malone
24 Posted 10/03/2015 at 11:43:59
Five a side manager, with no head height rule. That’s our problem. Even Chelski with their £ billions play the long ball when other teams park the bus, why don’t Everton?
Keith Harrison
25 Posted 10/03/2015 at 11:59:13
Excellent article, Lyndon. Lets see what the rhetoric and Â’we wonÂ’t go downÂ’ believers say if we get beat at QPR though. ItÂ’s a distinct possibility, as you have to believe they will actually want it more than us. After a probable draw with Newcastle following a European game, squeaky bum time awaits.
Brent Stephens
26 Posted 10/03/2015 at 12:17:13
Jeff #19 "Hope RM watched the Cup game last night. Man Utd played his game- 68% possession including loads of back passing to the goalie. Result: Man Utd 1 Arsenal 2 with the winning goal coming from a miss hit back pass to the goalie."

Exactly, Jeff. And Van GaalÂ’s record at Man Utd hardly much better than the ginger Scottish manager when he was there.

Dave Abrahams
27 Posted 10/03/2015 at 12:05:48
A nice open, honest report telling it like it is, basically saying Everton are in serious trouble and it will not change if Martinez stays or he if he stays and will not alter his approach and change the style of play.
Trevor Peers
28 Posted 10/03/2015 at 12:22:29
Dan 12 Naismith is a contender for player of season he deserves a medal for his efforts on the field this season. With our limited resources be realistic FFS.
Ian Glassey
29 Posted 10/03/2015 at 12:02:33
A great read Lyndon, and I have to agree with Eugene
16 about Naismith. He may not be the best player skill wise but he gives 100% every game, and if half of the others had given that we would not be in the trouble we now find are selves in..
Christopher Timmins
31 Posted 10/03/2015 at 12:54:28
Lyndon, I think you speak for most supporters of the club. For me the decision to bring Howard back on the back of a number of clean sheets was just crazy! Is the guy watching the same game(s) as the rest of us!

I want the manager to succeed and I want to give him time to do so but 28 points from 28 games is hard to take!

Denis Richardson
32 Posted 10/03/2015 at 12:13:11
Lyndon, whilst a good read, the OP is pretty much just a summation of what has been posted countless times over the last few months.

Just a minor comment but I donÂ’t agree with you saying Â’fact that English is his second language requires that linguistic license be afforded for words like "phenomenal", "perfect" and "pristine".Â’ The guy has lived and worked in the UK for the last 21 years so IÂ’m pretty sure he knows what those words mean. HeÂ’s (rightly or wrongly) extremely positive by nature and (in public anyway) never seems to notice anything wrong. Either the guy is keeping up appearances or he is genuinely deluded.

Looking back I honestly have absolutely no idea how he managed to take us to 5th last year. His insistence on ignoring set pieces, lack of time spent on defensive training, rigid formation, perplexing tactics and (with hindsight) questionable transfer dealings (by position if not player) all put together leaves me very worried indeed for the future as I cannot see BK getting rid of him unless the unthinkable happens (which I don’t think it will). He’s said countless times that he won’t change his philosophy – whatever that may be.

WeÂ’re basically in limbo right now waiting for safety to be assured in the Premier League and to be knocked out in the Europa League (letÂ’s not delude ourselves about winning it). Which all makes for an interesting summer re transfers:

● Alcaraz and Distin will definitely go
● Question marks hang over Howard, Garbutt, Oviedo and Mirallas (all either want to leave or will likely leave – in the case of Howard, I really hope so).
● Osman, Pienaar, Gibson, Kone and Hibbert are all contracted until 2016. I cannot see any other clubs coming in for them so assume theyÂ’re all here Â’till then.

I can’t see any other players moving out unless we get good bids for them... so, with no real money coming in from transfers, it’s up to the board to decide how much to give him. Assuming safety is assured, with the new TV deal he’ll presumably get a decent wedge to spend (£30M?) plus the wagebill opened up by those leaving.

Is £30M enough to get a creative midfielder, at least one centre-back and an attacking wide midfielder? Will it even make any difference if we do get these players if he maintains the same tactics? We’ll have to wait and see...

Despite the unrest, I can see the next few months basically petering out into not much on the Premier League, Europa League, transfer, stadium or ownership front; ie, business as usual.

There really is very little to get excited about at the moment – just the impending transfer or Cleverly!

John Daley
33 Posted 10/03/2015 at 13:21:47
"...all bets are off If we do win the Europa, because you can bet your life IÂ’ll be there to see it and sing the Roberto song with all the others"

Can you imagine if that happens? The entire landscape will change in an instant.

Whilst the disappointment of our damp squib of a domestic season will still remain, the seething resentment that has taken root over the last six months will suddenly disappear into the ether like a badly doodled cock & balls (with beady eyes, a giant gob and Â’Gerrard 8Â’ scrawled on itÂ’s shaft) after your six year oldÂ’s shaken up his Â’etch a sketchÂ’.

If Everton stay up, go on to win the Europa League and qualify for the Champions League group stages, Martinez will consequently be hailed as some sort of managerial maverick for blindsiding everybody whilst masterminding a back route into the big boys’ boudoir. 

Bin the long arduous league season off in favour of taking the lazy arse shortcut to your main prize? Why, THAT was the plan all along. He just couldn’t let anyone in on it before things had run their course.  

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world a way to win league games didn’t exist. 

To the untrained eye, he was an overconfident young fool failing to unclasp a bird’s bra-strap with one hand, but what the rubes failed to realise was that this embarrassing public fumbling was mere smoke and mirrors. All this time, the crafty Catalonian cocksman secretly had it streaming down her leg by using his hidden hand to strum the tune from ’Deliverance’ on her clit.  Sin miedo? More like sing minge-eo.

If we’re spending Wednesday nights watching Everton take to the field alongside big fish like Barcelona or Bayern next season, will anybody still be seething at the shite that muddied the waters whilst we spastically swam there? I’d wager not... 

We’ve tried and repeatedly failed at taking a tilt at it by being the Premier League’s plucky ’best of the rest’. Consistent challengers forever cockblocked by the usual top four tampons. That shit never got us anywhere... 

Reeling from repeated body blows week after week, hugging the ropes and only raising a fist to flatten a fancy European fairy now and again? Fucking way of the future that lad... and it took a visionary like Roberto to realise it... 

Would that be the truth, or would it simply be a case of the end goal being achieved through nothing more than blind luck following on from fortuitous blundering? 

Would the manager really deserve plaudits after seemingly freezing under pressure and failing to reverse a wretched run of results week after week... after week? 

Probably not... but, as Clint Eastwood snarled in his revisionist Western classic Â’UnforgivenÂ’, just before before blowing away Little Bill Daggett: "DeserveÂ’s got nothing to do with it".

Not only would winning the Europa League blow away our own Lidl Bill, it would also immediately install Martinez as the most successful Everton manager since HK Mk 1. The only one to win a trophy in 20 years of trying. The only one to get us to the group stages of the Champions League. The only one to do what he said heÂ’d do when he signed on the dotted line.

Shit, can you imagine? He’d probably get a brand, spanking new, ten-year contract out of it. 

As surreal as it sounds, stranger things have happened... 

Phil Walling
34 Posted 10/03/2015 at 13:22:56
One blessing is that, after last season, he will have learned that cushy summers do not pay dividends late in the season. Although, if we win half a dozen of the games remaining, heÂ’ll be hailed as a hero and will give the lads July and August off!
Bill Gall
35 Posted 10/03/2015 at 12:55:25
I am not in favor of giving the manager till say December next year as that means that bringing in a new manager half way through a season means your season is practically over. The new manager will have to come in, change the style to his, and try to bring in new players in January with money promised that he will not get.

This is the season that the Manager should be judged on as when you are playing well, as in the previous season, mostly everyone is happy and the manager gets very little criticism. The best way to judge a person is when he is under adversity; that displays his true character in being able to overcome the problems, and show leadership and confidence to those around him.

Mr Martinez is not showing strong leadership or confidence and his comments to the people who are knowledgeable in how Everton and its players are performing are, to say the least, baffling. You have to prove yourself at all times but more so when you are struggling and this is the time Martinez is failing.

Patrick Murphy
36 Posted 10/03/2015 at 13:25:10
John (#33),

Your surrealist ending is very Everton, which is why it shouldnÂ’t be dismissed out of hand, although deep down I think most of us feel that lifting the Europa League in May is probably very unlikely and the more I hear about Kiev the less I fancy our chances of progressing.

If we had another ten points in the bag, I would be championing an all-out assault on the European front, but we still need Premier League points to ensure our safety and from that perspective the EL could be a real handicap in the final stages of the season.

But we are Everton FC and at this stage we will in all probability end up with an unexpected scenario. I prefer the lifting of a trophy in May, with safety assured. IÂ’d even settle for safety without the trophy; itÂ’s the unthinkable scenario that has been giving me sleepless nights. The next ten weeks could shape what happens to the club in the next decade... no pressure there then!

Jay Harris
37 Posted 10/03/2015 at 13:13:09
Excellent piece Lyndon.

I was never enthralled by MartinezÂ’s appointment which I thought was a lazy effort by Kenwright no doubt following a dinner with Whelan.

I thought a consistent top 6 side with a TV windfall on the way should have tried to attract a top manager with pedigree.

However, I doubted myself during last season until the end-of-season collapse and the farcical pre-season.

At that point, I realized Everton was too big for Martinez... in fact, even Wigan was too big for Martinez.

Robin Cannon
38 Posted 10/03/2015 at 13:47:08
Although IÂ’m at the point of having lost faith in RM, because his approach to the game just seems to be utterly passive this season, I have mixed feelings about the close season.

The optimist in me hopes that, outside of the week-to-week stress of play, Martinez can stop and take stock to learn from his mistakes; emphasize the good, eliminate the bad, and approach next season with a far more productive strategy.

The pessimist (realist?) feels like keeping him would just see us declining further.

Sean Patton
39 Posted 10/03/2015 at 14:01:12
We can but dream, John; it would be pure Everton to be the first team from the Championship to play in the Champions League!
Sam Hoare
40 Posted 10/03/2015 at 14:03:07
It’s clear to me that Martinez is a fair-weather manager. When things are going well and the players are confident, then his football will look classy and his positivity will make him look like a great man-manager. Trouble is, when things are going to pot, he’s still singing the same tune – and boy does it grate.

He shows no adaptability or desire (ability) to learn from his mistakes. Even if we started next season well, I would be worried that heÂ’s unable to pick up a team on a downward curve. As shown from the fact that we have been on one for 10 months!

He seems a nice bloke and is no doubt capable of winning a trophy at a European club where things are going well but I donÂ’t think he has my faith any more at Everton. He has been weighed. He has been measured. And he has been found wanting. Next!

David Graves
41 Posted 10/03/2015 at 14:03:21
As always a great read John Daley. Unfortunately as entertaining as the scenario is it all goes to shit water following the inevitable 1-1 at home on Thursday and 0-2 reverse in Kiev.
Andrew Ellams
42 Posted 10/03/2015 at 14:08:41
I posted on another thread earlier in the week, Sam, that itÂ’s a lot easier to manage a team on the crest of a wave than it is to turn one around when itÂ’s on a downhill slide. We have seen with teams like Hull, Ipswich and Reading who have come up, set off at 100 miles an hour but as soon as the decline started their managers could little or nothing about it.
Rahul Sreekumar
43 Posted 10/03/2015 at 14:32:20
ItÂ’s been mentioned many times before (including myself), not practising or respecting set pieces and corners is counter-intuitive on the face of it!!! He can stop practising, respecting and believing in them when goals from them stop counting!
Kevin Tully
44 Posted 10/03/2015 at 14:22:20
Amazing to think we have won 5 from 8 in the Europa League and only 6 from 28 in the Premier League.

The old guard are on their way out, but the transition has been a shambles. I get the feeling Martinez doesnÂ’t want to upset the likes of Jagielka, Howard and Baines which may eventually cost him his job; he only has himself to blame for that. Top managers are not in the least bit bothered about who they drop if they are not producing on the pitch. I see this as a major weakness in MartinezÂ’s management style, even with a small squad such as ours.

Also, asking Jagielka and Distin to play like Gerard Piqué was always going to end in tears; you only had to witness Jagielka playing for England to realise he’s a defender first and foremost, that is the limit of his ability.

WeÂ’ve ended up playing neither keep-ball, nor a percentage Â’down the channelsÂ’ type game at present. We are also rudderless when it comes to leadership on the pitch. All down to the manager, IÂ’m afraid.

If Martinez wants to change our style to a more continental, passing side, he should have had the courage of his convictions to change personnel when required.

Phil Walling
45 Posted 10/03/2015 at 14:56:53
For those who feel John Daley’s dream scenario could come true, a quick call to Bwin and a stake of just a tenner could see you have no less than £3,275 returned to your account as you prepare for life in the Championship next season.

Worth a punt... yes. Worth all the pain? NO!

Kevin Tully
46 Posted 10/03/2015 at 15:06:19
Was that a slip of the keyboard there, Phil?

"returned to your account as you prepare for life in the Championship next season."

ShouldnÂ’t that be a collective Â’weÂ’ as in all Evertonians?

You often quote BKÂ’s thoughts as though you have spoken to him.

I wonder, where do you sit in GP, Phil?

Plato Stavrinos
47 Posted 10/03/2015 at 14:25:48
For me, his go-to men have been the problem: Mirallas, Baines, Howard, Barry and Barkley have been very poor plus Osman and Pienaar being injured has not helped. We have not had any depth to fill in for the players who have been out of form.

McGeady, Atsu, Lennon, Gibson and Kone are all useless in my opinion, and the rest of the bench players are young and inexperienced. We need a whole squad clear-out in the summer but I am not sure if Martinez has the balls or the money to do this.

Patrick Murphy
48 Posted 10/03/2015 at 15:17:45
Kevin - IÂ’m sure PhilÂ’s Â’YouÂ’ was referring to those who are persuaded to believe in the EL / Relegation double which I believe that Phil doesnÂ’t subscribe to and many other Evertonians donÂ’t either.
Kevin Tully
49 Posted 10/03/2015 at 15:22:47
I believe Phil dines with the great & the good at GP, Patrick; just wondering where that was, seeing as he often quotes Bill & the board.
John Daley
50 Posted 10/03/2015 at 15:30:03
Bwin? TwatÂ’s that?

Not a gambler myself, Phil.

Tell you what though. ItÂ’s those punters who bet on us finishing 7th that I feel sorry for.

Money right down the brown ready brek bowl.

Bet theyÂ’d love to get their hands on the tipster who kept telling them it was Â’nailed onÂ’.

Bill Gall
51 Posted 10/03/2015 at 15:50:20
Trying to come up with the way MartinezÂ’s stubbornness to stick with something that is not working . The only thing that I can think of is he reminds me of my wife doing the same lotto numbers every week hoping that one week she will win but so far she has won nothing.
John Daley
52 Posted 10/03/2015 at 15:50:10
Patrick,

I love the phrase Â’championing an all-out assault on the European frontÂ’. The sad thing is, right now, it could read something like: "Roberto really must go for the jugular and jib off that third holding midfielder".

Andy Meighan
53 Posted 10/03/2015 at 16:19:38
Great piece, Lyndon, but, as you say, it would be nice if he strayed from the same old boring formation. ThatÂ’s the thing, isnÂ’t it? He won't change, will he? HeÂ’s stubborn and arrogant and given his comments after many games this season he obviously hasnÂ’t seen what weÂ’ve seen.

The man is so set in his ways, it's untrue. Also, I wish I had your optimism about staying up because I honestly can't see how we are going to accrue the points. The away games left IÂ’ve written off and the likes of Burnley Sunderland et al will do what the likes of Hull, Swansea and WBA did and make it so difficult for us. And we havenÂ’t got the nous how to break them down.

I’ll say one thing, though. You’ll see two totally different sides on Thursday and next Sunday and Sunday’s game is the big one. Yes, it’d be nice to get to the final – in fact, it’d be fantastic – but not to the detriment of the league form.

Jay Harris
54 Posted 10/03/2015 at 16:32:41
Plato,
I totally disagree.

When one or two players are off-form, you can look at the players but when the whole squad is generally disinterested there is something wrong in the dressing room and the "famous" team spirit has been extinguished. I suspect that RM was trying to "end" the Moyes culture and threw the baby out with the bathwater.

As Moyes himself found out, you donÂ’t have time to make wholesale changes to a club and its culture. Moyesy ran everything and I am sure it was a culture shock for Roberto to see how much work he put in.

Andrew Ellams
55 Posted 10/03/2015 at 16:42:11
Basically, itÂ’s like heÂ’s never seen a game of English football in his life. His tactics this season play right into the hands of teams who play the physical hustle and bustle football which to be honest is most of them. Burnley looked very ordinary when we played at Turf Moor in October but, if that game was played this week, it could be a very different result.
Phil Walling
56 Posted 10/03/2015 at 16:35:32
I hear only the gossip and scandal of the match day lounges passed on by many who claim to have his ear – or access to his deepest thoughts. Probably bullshit... but then that seems to be the common currency of Goodison Park these days!

As far as the YOU are concerned, it certainly wonÂ’t be ME collecting that dosh or even dreaming of the scenario John outlined. We shall avoid relegation but, I suspect, still have to experience more suffering next season!

Darren Hind
57 Posted 10/03/2015 at 16:29:17
Derek and John, all bets would indeed be off.

I can just see myself standing on my seat in Warsaw, shamelessly booming out "Roberto had a dream" only stopping to tell anyone who will listen that I always knew he would come good.

Fine Article, Lyndon.

Kevin Tully
58 Posted 10/03/2015 at 17:04:47
Apologies, Phil. I thought it was your good self who said they had spent many £1000’s every season. Must have you mixed up with another poster.
Phil Walling
59 Posted 10/03/2015 at 17:23:23
WhatÂ’s up with you today, Kevin? Trying to pick a fight by pouring over my words?

I can assure you I do spend £KKKs at GP but I am merely the conveyor of the gossip rather than either its originator or directly in touch with the great man, himself.

I donÂ’t think I need to stress my feelings about Roberto. Unlike many, they have remained the same ever since his misguided appointment. But I donÂ’t wish to see us relegated, I can assure you!

Eugene Ruane
60 Posted 10/03/2015 at 16:17:47
"IÂ’d never bet against the blues lad!" - Manny Blooz.

Hmmm...well ok, if you say so.

Me - I have and do.

Not only that, I bet on them to win games and..stuff too.

First time I did it was the Wimbledon game.

Put more or less every bean I had on them.

Lost all my money and had (possibly) the happiest day IÂ’ve ever had in my life.

I did it for the Spurs semi and the cup final in 95.

Again - pure joy.

I thought this is weird ju-ju but ..tÂ’s working.

So applying the same complete lack of logic, I put a few quid on them (at the quarter final stage, then semis, then final) for the CL in 2005.

I watched the final in France with my mate and our girlfriends and at half time my mate said to me Â’you did it againÂ’

Ok it didnÂ’t happen and we both nearly spewed when they won it, but when I came back and was half way through getting "Yer sad bluenose twat, IÂ’d LOVE to have seen your fuckinÂ’ fa...." I showed my slip.

"Fucking hell - three grand?" (my second biggest ever win)

"Yeah, so gloat away nob and IÂ’ll enjoy the two weeks in Provence thatÂ’s going to buy"

Recently my bets have been sensible, basically like buying money - when I know, (I mean KNOW) weÂ’re going to get beat (ie: Stoke) my thinking now is just Â’Fuck it, thereÂ’s no bad ju-ju, just bad play, players and management - I know more about Everton than any bookie, so use that knowledgeÂ’.

ThereÂ’s very little in life that gives me more pleasure than an Everton win, but now if I think I can get something out of a loss, I will.

Oh and should the inevitable happen and Gerrard ends up punching the air at Wembley after scoring a 60-yard last minute winner in the final against Bradford/Reading, as horrible as that would be, I have taken steps to soften the blow (well..for me).

Robin Cannon
61 Posted 10/03/2015 at 17:27:35
The thing about Martinez being stubborn and never changing also seems weird to me.

He seems completely wedded this season to a formation which isnÂ’t even whatÂ’s supposedly his preferred formation (not 3 at the back, which he supposedly prefers).

I also donÂ’t buy the argument that the players weÂ’ve got canÂ’t play a certain style of football. Phil Jagielka, for example, isnÂ’t being asked to make incisive 35 yard through balls or rampaging runs up the left wing; the defenders are being asked to pass the ball to a midfielder 10 yards away who can then (in an ideal world) do more with it.

He has a good (not great) squad of players, with some strengths and some obvious weaknesses. HeÂ’s disappointed me in his unwillingness to give youth a try; but to be fair itÂ’s always easier to try youth when things are going well then throwing them into a struggling team.

As Lyndon says, heÂ’s back at Square One. Possibly a little further back than Square One, because he doesnÂ’t have the anticipatory factor that any new manager tends to bring.

If he can make adjustments (and those adjustments absolutely wouldnÂ’t require an abandonment of basic principles of how to play the game) then a lot of the tools are there. ItÂ’s the degree to which he seems frozen this season and unwilling to make any changes that make me seriously worried about his ability to change during the summer.

Kevin Tully
62 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:07:46
Not at all, Phil. Just thought by past posts you had some inside info! Now I know you are just making stuff up, I can take no notice now (only messing, mate)
Denis Richardson
63 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:16:52
Eugene - penny for you thoughts re the barcodes game?

Which Everton will turn up?

Ray Said
64 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:17:37
A few basic changes would help. Things that 10-year-olds get taught, like facing the right way. We have defenders facing the goal keeper to receive the ball rather than being side on.

The midfielders face the defenders to receive the ball then turn to the touchline to pass it. If the midfielders do face the opposition, then they find the strikers are facing their own goal to receive it. The number of times the strikers have the chance to be on the half-turn ready to attack but then choose to face their own goal is so frustrating.

We have full backs who bomb on then turn back and pass the ball instead of trying to cross. If you are in trouble then return to the basics to improve. Martinez doesn't seem to get the fact that we are in the shit so return to the basics to improve.

Phil Walling
65 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:24:01
Kevin, nothing I could make up would be as bloody weird as the crap Roberto comes out with!
Keith Harrison
66 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:00:35
He can’t make adjustments – just like Moyes couldn’t. Moyes bought Baines then left him on the sidelines until Lescott had to move to centre-half. Jags was deployed as a midfielder (yes I know!!!) and then right-back before he was moved to centre-half.

RobertoÂ’s problem is that, after injuries etc force his hand, he goes back to Square One when the player is almost fit. I really believe that we would not be playing like rabbits in the spotlights if he had left Robles in goal until he dropped such a bollock that he himself had to be dropped.

Tim has, unfortunately, to a large extent been palpable for our current plight. He does not instil confidence in the defence, his distribution is pedestrian – and downright dangerous from a defender’s point of view – and he does not command his box. Dracula was less afraid of crosses than Tim for goodness sake.

No clean sheets in 11 for our Tim. Send him to the MLS at the end of the season with our blessings, Roberto, but Â’do a GerrardÂ’ on him before then, recognising he is too old, and does not deserve to be in the team. And if possible, get Gareth Barry some flying lessons so he can take him to the US in July!! Also get Baines or Oviedo in left midfield in front of the hopefully gonna sign Luke Garbutt.

Rant over, enjoy Thursday night, boys.

Peter McHugh
67 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:32:48
Phil - I thought you predicted seventhish so don't understand this thing about... you knew all along? Sorry if I'm mistaken.

I'm running out of excuses with RM. All I can say is that I don't think he's the charlatan people have now been claiming for the last few months.

My concern is that something is evidently wrong with the fabric of the team – they've always lacked mental strength in important games but geeez they are so lacklustre (apart from Naismith) – it really is beyond belief.

My second serious concern is RM's transfer dealings – they have been pretty dire so far.

I hope we do as well as possible in Europe – I fail to see the correlation between being good and Europe and shit in the league. We have no other cup games... I think this just a poor excuse/explanation.

Keith Harrison
68 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:38:28
KT - if youÂ’d like to dine with the great and good, IÂ’ll be at the chip van near the marquee behind the Park End mate.
David Greenwood
69 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:55:46
Fantastic article Lyndon. Terrific read that just highlights what we can all see that for some reason the man himself cannot or will not address.
Plato Stavrinos
70 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:51:53
Jay- how do you explain Europa performances? If the squad was disinterested we would be out by now.

We were going nowhere under Moyes. I think Martinez biggest mistake was putting so much faith in Moyes players who now are over aged and on the decline. We need a squad of fresh faces who can play the style Martinez wants.

Southampton have proved that you can move forward even if you sell your best players. Get the players that suit your style and who want to play for the club.

Brian Harrison
71 Posted 10/03/2015 at 19:08:40
I hope the guys saying we will definitely stay up are right, I only back the horses as football is too unpredictable. My worry is that we keep the charlatan and therein lies the problem, how much do you let him spend and I wonder how many of our promising stars will want to spend another season under him. Let's face it, most of the better players were not bought by RM, so maybe they owe him no loyalty.
Eugene Ruane
72 Posted 10/03/2015 at 18:59:58
Denis (63) - Hard to say... so my money will remain in Coutts this weeks. I think we'll have a better idea after Kiev: a good win against them and there should be enough confidence and/or momentum to at least not be shitting ourselves against Newcastle.

It's a massive game and we have to not only win it, but stay cool while trying. I also feel we'll have to have scored (and not conceded) before 60 mins is up, as the longer we go without a goal, the more ratty the place will become which WILL affect nerves/concentration (0-0 with 15 mins to go and we'll all be sweating like Josef Fritzl on MTV Cribs).

We're at home, we're not playing a decent side, we have to win. (That said, should the worst happen and we come a cropper, I will be lumping on QPR the following week.).

Phil Walling
73 Posted 10/03/2015 at 19:45:17
Congratulations, Plato. You are the first to blame Moyes for the demise of our team this season. You are as deluded as the Catalan!
John Keating
74 Posted 10/03/2015 at 19:58:53
Great chance on Thursday to at least try 4-4-2 with only one defensive midfielder out there.

Then again... pigs might fly.

Tim Michael
75 Posted 10/03/2015 at 19:19:00
Its a good article, Lyndon, and goes to reinforce what a lot of fans are regularly saying both online and in GP.

Rom finds it hugely difficult to play with his back to goal, the left hand side has been a problem all season, no-one to stand in for Pienaar, and the decline of Distin and Barry. Even Tony Hibbert's contract extension was ill-founded. Much that I love Hibbo, he cannot be asked to replicate what Coleman does (or used to do).

Finally, the cardinal sin in all this has to be Howard. We finally got some stability as Robles settled down without a spectacular turnaround but then Martinez reverts Howard back to the side. As Lyndon says, a massive massive error by Martinez which has seen us go back to vulnerability and regular goal-conceding. If we are honest, it's been a succession of poor judgments all season.

The point about Martinez's future is open to debate but I wrote on ToffeeWeb last week that I believe he has until the Man Utd game to be in charge next season. Secure the valuable points by then or on that day and BK will keep him in place. Go into May still in trouble and he's a dead man walking.

I will take my seat at GP on Thursday night for the Kiev game but I expect, like many others, my mind will wander towards Sunday when I will return for what will be the bigger of the two games. It shouldn't be but unfortunately it is.

Plato Stavrinos
76 Posted 10/03/2015 at 19:57:00
Phil stop putting words in my mouth. Nowhere do I blame Moyes. I blame RM for basically keeping Moyes's squad and making only minor changes... we need to move on and do it quickly. Get rid of deadwood and if that includes RM so be it...
Ian Brandes
77 Posted 10/03/2015 at 20:07:20
Plato,

Liked your post mostly. But what is the Martinez style precisely?

It hasn't existed this season, and he has no one to blame but himself.

Southampton are a different case. The replacement manager is arguably much better than his predecessor, the current Spurs incumbent.

Plato Stavrinos
78 Posted 10/03/2015 at 20:13:38
Ian, I think his style has come through in Europa but failed in domestic competitions and that I mainly put down to out of form players and not enough creative players which you need, to play that style week in week out and yes that's RM fault for not getting the right players in.
Patrick Murphy
79 Posted 10/03/2015 at 20:27:53
I blame Kenwright’s secretary, she was told to get that Roberto fellah who won the FA Cup – he meant Di Mateo rather than Martinez.
Tom Bowers
80 Posted 10/03/2015 at 20:33:02
Many interesting comments which reflect the concern we all have as true blue fans.

I for one admit also that I was not thrilled at getting a manager who had just relegated a team but the deal was made and we had no alternative but to give the man a chance.

To his credit, the team responded and we were all relishing the second season and maybe the ''second coming''. Alas it wasn't to be as we have all painfully witnessed.

The scary thing is that the team hasn't really shown anything to suggest that they were coming out of the slump at any time as I do firmly believe it has been a season long problem.

As suggested earlier, the Europa League games results have not really reflected the way those games may have gone save for some luck and stops by Howard. Outside of the back four, only Naismith has shown the commitment and tenacity in almost all his games which should have been an influence to his teammates but hasn't.

It's going to continue to be a struggle to get some results over the next few games to put them in a position of comfort. Seriously one cannot envisage Everton being good enough to win the Europa League.

Paul Kelly
81 Posted 10/03/2015 at 17:51:43
I donÂ’t get why so many on here seem to think we wonÂ’t be relegated. I think itÂ’s nailed on with Martinez in charge. I really donÂ’t see where the next win is coming from, or draw for that matter.

Sad to say but I donÂ’t think heÂ’ll get axed whatever the results are from here on in. Kenwright has had many an opportunity to get rid and hasnÂ’t because he is fecking useless as the system the team is being asked to play.

All roads lead to the Championship.

ps: Good article Lyndon.

Andy Crooks
82 Posted 10/03/2015 at 20:51:52
Interesting post, Eugene (#60). I admire your approach, a compelling mixture of logic and a kind of witchcraft. I believe that if I didnÂ’t support Everton I would have made money from betting on football.

Right now, I am tangled in a web of betting on the bottom five. If I back Leicester, they will win and I donÂ’t want that. I can, and have stopped Burnley. I, with a well thought out couple of wagers could get Steve Bruce sacked. I saw off Harry, with my belief that the "New" Joey Barton would get QPR on a run. The problem now is that how will all this affect Everton?

I will sum up my betting skills with Derby on Saturday. Has anyone ever watched the Football League Show without knowing the scores and waiting on a bet. HereÂ’s the talk over commentary. "It looked all over for Birmingham but who would have thought....." Not fucking me.

Anyone else kicked in the guts by Annie Long today?

Tom Dodds
83 Posted 10/03/2015 at 22:00:17
I'll tell you where we are right now... We are like the coach perched precariously over the cliff like in the Italian Job. And if the Chairman had taken the reputed £200M he was offered 10 years ago, these pages and pages of troubling disharmony would of disappeared like the photos of the jeopardized characters in Back to the Future in front of our very eyes.

Fuck the moderates. Get rid of the Manager, Chairman and the bloodsucking board... NOW!

Frank Wade
84 Posted 11/03/2015 at 00:46:00
Andy, You mean Annie Power? Saving a few million for her relative Paddy, no doubt.

Great article, Lyndon, covering most points, but here's a few more...

Remember RM celebrating at the Wigan homecoming with the FA Cup with a rousing rendition of "Championes, Championes". Who's he kidding? – I thought. Now, I hear and read the various comments, such as the "Howard having a great season", "our lads were tired", "McCarthy is still growing" etc plus the non-answer to Henry Winter's question about finding a way to win a la Mourinho or Rodgers. In any walk of life, if your manager was coming out with such 'insights', he would straightaway lose respect and trust and with it that extra 10% needed to be successful. We are not even close to getting that extra 10%.

The passing game is breaking down this season with a lack of options for the man on the ball, primarily due to a lack of movement by midfield and not having a target man. The lack of movement is often caused by a lack of confidence and players hiding as a result.

The lack of options is also due to the playing of players out of position as mentioned. Naismith is a player who can play off a front man and we have seen him do his best work making good runs in and around the box. He would be the first to admit he is not a scheming midfielder like Pienaar, yet is expected to play that role. Sadly, he gets a fair amount of stick on TW, but I think Martinez is responsible for every pass he gets wrong. A definite square peg example. Likewise, Martinez informed us when signing Eto'o that he was a very clever player in the box, yet he played him wide and in midfield.

Jags is another who is getting stick for his lack of leadership qualities. I am sure he would prefer someone else to be captain, but he tries his best to lead by example, with his last ditch defending, (mostly) throwing his body in the way of shots, than by berating referees and teammates à la Roy Keane. Maybe, he is just too nice to do the Phil Neville shouting and pointing.

Jags was tying his laces on the half-way line unaware that Mirallas-gate was happening. How could he have anticipated what would happen? Maybe Baines should have insisted that he take it. A strong captain would be nice, but we just don't have one in the squad. Is Messi a captain now? Don't see him doing any pointing, just leading by example, but in a different way.

Martinez has changed our system to a 4-3-3 in recent games, but for this system to be successful, the midfield players must be constantly moving and clever, getting forward and showing for the ball when we have possession. When was the last time anyone saw an Everton player running hard and taking opposition players out of position to make room for others? It just doesn't happen. 4-3-3 worked perfectly with our Holy Trinity where each player was a rounded midfield player, whereas we have a trio of defensive midfield players, who seldom if ever get beyond the striker.

Like most posters above, I hope for a new manager to spend what little we have wisely during the Summer. Only McCarthy can be considered a success so far and even he is capable of much better, if he was released from his shackles more often.

I don't think I have seen any professional player with a consistently poor first touch as Lukaku's. He still has the ability to sneak the goals we will need to stay up and would possible be better if paired with Kone, who does know how to make intelligent runs. I think we need to see more of Kone.

Now, where's me prayer mat?

Andy McNabb
85 Posted 11/03/2015 at 02:55:59
Wow - I admire the optimism where so many people assume we won't be or aren't currently in a relegation dogfight. We have 28 points, have been overtaken by the likes of Palace and I personally can't see us picking up any more in the near future.

Please may I be wrong.

Jay Harris
86 Posted 11/03/2015 at 05:09:19
Plato,
if we're honest we would admit we have had the rub of the green in the Europa both with the quality of opposition (or lack of) and goals for and against (lack of).

There is a school of thought that the "Roberto" way has not been sussed out yet in Europe but if we get past Kiev I will be pleasantly surprised.

If you cant see he is turning us into a carbon copy of Wigan then I pity you.

Robin Cannon
87 Posted 11/03/2015 at 07:15:32
I don't buy the school of thought that Roberto hasn't been sussed in Europe.

I don't really think our performances are based on us being "sussed" at all, to be honest; they're based on poor performances on our part. If, as is accused, sussing us equates to "sit back and defend and then hit them on the counter", then we'd have been sussed within about six games of last season.

I don't buy that all the teams in the Premier League needed all season to work out the vastly complex nuances of our play to come up with that approach, and it wasn't until this season that they could change things.

Peter Barry
88 Posted 11/03/2015 at 08:09:42
These are our last 10 games and my points estimate given our current pathetic form and without any radical change in tactics by Roberto:

Newcastle (H) -1, QPR (A) - 0, Southampton (H) - 0, Swansea (A) - 0, Burnley (H) - 3, Man Utd (H) - 0, Aston Villa (A) - 0, Sunderland (H) - 1, West Ham (A) - 0 , Spurs (H) - 0.

Giving us a grand total of 33 by the end of the season. That may or rather may not be enough for survival. I also predict we will be out of Europe in the next round.

Plato Stavrinos
89 Posted 11/03/2015 at 08:07:12
Jay, I don't get how many fans like yourself say we have been lucky in Europe. We have beaten some decent sides quite comfortably. Let's give the team some credit there.

Denis Richardson
90 Posted 11/03/2015 at 08:38:28
Not that I'm disagreeing with you, Eugene, but what you posted in #72 could also have been written before the YBs and Leicester games....

At least this time we have the good news that Cisse is out and the Barcodes are pretty much safe so won't be scrapping hard for every ball. I think we'll get something from the game but feel it'll probably be a draw.

Andy Crooks
92 Posted 11/03/2015 at 13:12:40
Frank, freudian slip. Annie Long is my neighbour.
John Keating
93 Posted 11/03/2015 at 14:47:07
Peter, I reckon youÂ’re being overly optimistic with Burnley. Lucky if we draw...

Regarding the rest, I doubt youÂ’re far wrong.

John Keating
94 Posted 11/03/2015 at 14:56:42
Actually Peter I reckon youÂ’re not far off the mark having another look!
Newcastle, Swansea and West Ham are the meaningless games – to them – which we will totally cock up.
The rest are against teams either going for Europe or fighting for their lives – something we seem to be incapable of...
Phil Rodgers
95 Posted 11/03/2015 at 15:02:09
We have dropped too many points to shit at home, the less said about our away form the better. I've said it a million times but if you can't beat the dross at home you are in big trouble.

Looking at the home fixtures, I can only see us beating Sunderland, maybe Burnley. We could pick up the odd point here and there, but I've seen nothing to suggest we will go on a run between now and the end of the season.

I wanted him gone after Hull away but I reckon we are stuck with him until the end of the season at the very least.

Dave Abrahams
96 Posted 11/03/2015 at 15:16:33
I've given up thinking about whether we stay up or go down, it makes me too depressed.

What I do know is that, if Martinez doesn't change the style of play, we will go down, it's just not working. We could win with a good score against Kiev but that will not guarantee a victory on Sunday, the Premier League games after a Europa League match have shown this; maybe it will change this week.

Phil Walling
97 Posted 11/03/2015 at 17:55:01
Trouble is, our lot will 'have heavy legs' on Sunday. Particularly if they lose.
James Stewart
98 Posted 12/03/2015 at 07:48:58
Excellent read. Highlights all of my current concerns although I think a lot of people have too much faith in Martinez to turn it around. I have no illusions and eyes are fully open the threat of relegation is real. If we play the next 10 games like we did our last we are down! So what exactly makes everyone so confident we will improve?
Laurie Hartley
99 Posted 12/03/2015 at 09:01:37
Peter @ 88,

I am going to use Eugene's gambling system logic for making things not happen (if you know what I mean). I think your prediction of our final points tally is correct.

Mike Allison
100 Posted 12/03/2015 at 22:14:23
I've only just read this article tonight after the Kyiv game. Lyndon's pieces are always brilliant but this surpasses even the usual standard.

The Naismith point in some of the early comments is one I've been trying to raise in a few discussions. I love Naismith, and want him involved and around, he is not the problem, but him playing every minute of every game, no matter what, is. He is basically a 12th man, a great squad rotation player or substitute, and used properly could be a huge asset. Martinez seems to have become a master of acquiring assets and failing to use them properly. This is true of Lukaku playing with his back to goal, Atsu sitting getting splinters on the bench despite officially being 'Africa's best player' and Barkley playing in wide positions.

But the headline sums up the key point. Martinez has to learn that he needs to adapt and change. He hasn't got the eternal truth about football and everyone else is wrong, but he seems to genuinely believe he has.


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