Premier League — Matchweek 22

Nice flag there. I’m believing all from Fulham down in the table are in it.

Always liked Neal Maupay!

£70M for Maupay? He's still our player, isn't he?

Wonderful second Man City goal.

This could be a mauling, poor Vincent – lovely cheeky free kick by De Bruyne, great finish.

Maupay is a decent player, we just used him as a fuckin centre-forward and banged high balls to his head thinking he was Calvert-Lewin for some mental reason.

That Maupay goal was a drag but it made for a good match to watch. Weird passive-aggressive bromance between Maupay and Maddison.

Maupay has been rarely used as a centre-forward

What a pass that was from Ederson.

That's a sweet goal by Richarlison. Won't count but it should.

Neal Maupay is really pushing everyone. When the ball is dead he is having a little nibble and winding them up.

That's what he is good at!

Dychey is a strikers worst nightmare

Could have been a penalty for Chelsea there but, then again, it is the Red Shite they're playing…

Van Dijk gives away stonewall pen. "Play on" says hapless ref.

The shitty VAR agrees.

Maupay with 9 goal contributions in 1000 minutes. Maybe we’re the problem?

Let’s ask Frank

Woof. A goal from Udogie

And two before the edit button expires. Spurs 2-1

Maupay would have been good playing off Calvert-Lewin.

That was a quick two.

How slow was Richarlison when all his teammates were scampering forward like rabid dogs for that second goal?

Does anyone have the dreaded feeling that the shite will win the lot?? For Jürgen of course!

Make that a quick 3

Yes, Julian, I'm sure the VAR and officials will assist greatly.

Richy. Two shots earlier were very close to goals of the month then another was unfairly ruled out. He deserved a sitter.

But he was bang in the right place for that one, having ambled forward!

Julian

It wouldn't surprise me to be honest.

The pain will end soon when that fuckin German God leaves at the end of the season and Liverpool return to being a normal team again that gets effects of tiredness and fatigue, something that's never happened in Klopp's time there.

Until then the suffering of being a Blue will continue mate.

Spursy. This could get to 5-4

A billion pound spent and Chelsea are still shit

and the shite get a pen after that first half travesty

MK, Richy is having a great game.

Anthony,

Agreed, I can't get my head around the media love-in with Pochettino either.

A good manager but the media hype him up like he's won the same amount of trophies as Pep.

This is the corrupt prems farewell gift to Klopp. Absolutely atrocious “refereeing” and var(sical) decisions.

There's no way in hell Liverpool are going to lose a game at Mordor this season.

The RS could bring a woman on in a Premier League game and she would score with her first touch, just one of those clubs that can turn wine into water and shite into gold dust.

Jota has become like Messi in recent weeks and every unknown kid they play has scored with a fistful of appearances. City blew this title before Xmas with draws in injury time when they led against Palace, Chelsea and Spurs.

Like Ferguson, Klopp is a master of influencing decisions by highlighting any iffy decisions against and downplaying the many beneficial decisions they get. Officials are clearly scared to give decisions against and love to give decisions for, especially at Anfield. Our management have always been useless at this.

Why do they seem to have an endless supply of brilliant youngsters who just slot in seamlessly, when we pay millions for utter dross and rarely produce premier quality youngsters?

Sky will have their Series: The Title and who will win it. Starring the RS, Citeh, Arsenal, with support from Spurs, Villa,and Manu.

Meanwhile the Supporting programme of EFC: WIll they won't they? will be dragged on and on. TV Ratings is what it's all about. A title race of Brighton v WHU just doesn't have the same selling power and therefore would bring in far less advertising revenue to Sky and its shareholders.

Until the so-called also-rans sod this all off, nothing will change and the cynicism will grow and grow. Leave the EPL and set up a fans league not a TV Ratings show.

Where do they find these fucking kids? No wonder their net spend is so fucking low, plus the shitheads sell so well.

Fuck 'em anyway.

It's called proper coaching PF

They are eons ahead of us Paul. It grieves me to say so but, we aren’t even in their shadow anymore. They are in a different dimension thanks to the ineptitude of messrs Carter, Johnson, kenshite and now, Moshiri.

40 years of shite. Good times, eh?

Brilliant goal from Nkunku, he could become massive for Chelsea. Shit subs Klopp.

Paul H I suspect you are correct. Mind you,
Chelsea & Man City produce a few decent ones from their academies too. Phil Foden springs to mind.

I know Colin, heartbreaking for any of us over fifties. Others are just used to it. It's what they grew up. Their wheeling and dealing in the windows is first-rate, sad to say, and we are grubbing for a late loan for a hammers winger who does not want to come to us and once nearly did.

Cole Palmer, Mike and Lewis.

No one's coming in tomorrow. Not a sausage.

Liverpool had 8 players in box then. We get one…

How was that not a penalty?

We’re eying someone called bratwurst, Paul H.

Image watching football like this every week.

Yeah having to be in the stands with those shitty, stinking, cheating, murdering, diving, lying twats, PH. Sometimes you push the boat out a little too far mate!

Hard to see Everton surviving unless they get some points back from the 'authorities'' Other teams above us play with more intensity every week and are picking up points.

Everton play the same way in every game and scare nobody, relying on a slice of luck to come their way up front to get a point.

With players missing they have really struggled to get goals and it will be hard to see any points coming our way for a while.

Spurs showed how to score today even after going behind and of course Man City and Liverpool have the riches to use their extensive rosters to crush crap like Chelsea and Burnley.

Money talks and the wrong money talk and dealings are costing Everton badly this season if not previous ones.

Yet another miracle hoped for against Spurs.

Watching the footie tonight, I can't help but notice:

Nunez, for all his comedy misses each week, makes a top all-round contribution and is not afraid to take his shot early.

Mudryk, for all his comedy misses each week... is absolute shite.

Maupay, for all his comedy misses each week, season, millennium, is on a roll.

Great start for Kalvin Phillips at West Ham. Back pass straight to Solanke who slots after 3 minutes.

I cant understand why Everton never get a penalty after looking at the one Wolves just got

West Ham and Wolves both given fairly cheap penalties today, especially compared to the 2 not given against Van Dyke yesterday. Then there's the ones we don't get and those given against us. Makes me wonder why I bother watching sometimes.

Crazy ending to Wolves v Man U reminding me why I watch now

Great goal y Marino for United.