Column 1 January 1970 21comments (last) This article may have been recategorised and is therefore no longer available at this URL. You can try to find the updated link in the article archive or in the News section. Reader Comments (21) Note: the following content is not moderated or vetted by the site owners at the time of submission. Comments are the responsibility of the poster. Disclaimer () Dale Self 1 Posted 05/07/2025 at 01:23:10 Yeah fuck off Al, didn't watch but that is the acceptable outcome. Come on Palmeiras! Ian Jones 2 Posted 05/07/2025 at 06:20:10 I haven't been watching the matches but see that Fluminense have got an experienced defender in their team, name of Thiago Silva. Seems if you're good enough, you're old enough! Rob Hooton 3 Posted 05/07/2025 at 08:19:00 Still haven't watched a minute of this corrupt cesspit of shite, hope nobody else is. Rob Halligan 4 Posted 05/07/2025 at 08:46:30 Assuming Chelsea win their semi-final, the final is next Sunday, 13 July, and Chelsea will return back to London on 14 July. Do their players then get a few weeks away from football and begin their preseason training around the middle of August, or are they right back into training? No doubt their players will be demanding a break away from football, citing they've played too much football, whilst the club owners will be sitting down, counting the millions they have just won. Paul Kossoff 5 Posted 05/07/2025 at 21:27:49 Two-nil to Real Madrid, Madrid player jumping up and down like a monkey behind the goalkeeper, then Madrid score, how is that not affecting the keeper? He's in front of him then behind, offside rule really is a joke. The other Madrid goal, the player is off the pitch, comes back on, receives the ball and a goal is scored. How is that player not offside?Ohhhh I could scream!!!! I don't give a toss, actually. Bellingham just missed a sitter, that's a shame. I swear if that fucking commentator says Junehoe or Melan again I'll turn it off. You are fucking English, you lemon! 😕 Paul Kossoff 6 Posted 05/07/2025 at 21:52:49 That lemon commentator reminds me of a joke.Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly? The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing." 😁 Andy Crooks 7 Posted 05/07/2025 at 22:07:43 Paul, keep them coming!! Mike Gaynes 9 Posted 05/07/2025 at 22:17:41 I enjoy that joke, if only because – and I swear this is true – I have actually eaten at the Burger King in Oconomowoc. Rob Halligan 10 Posted 05/07/2025 at 22:23:34 Mike, how do you pronounce Oconomowoc? 😁😁 Brendan McLaughlin 11 Posted 05/07/2025 at 22:29:13 MikeFeck Oconomowoc... you've eaten in Burger King? Mike Gaynes 12 Posted 05/07/2025 at 22:29:16 Rob, I pronounce it “ Wisconsin“.Brendan, not my fault. My baby brother was throwing a tantrum and he was at a stage where all he would eat was Burger King. Half a century later, he still throws tantrums to get his way. He's been divorced five times. Mike Gaynes 13 Posted 05/07/2025 at 22:59:08 Very eventful finish. That's the first time I've ever seen three goals, a red card and a miracle save in 5 minutes of stoppage time. Paul Kossoff 14 Posted 06/07/2025 at 00:18:07 Mike, to have eaten in Burger King? No way, man! 😁 Paul Kossoff 15 Posted 06/07/2025 at 00:21:15 Mike, that was never a penalty. I would have given two red cards to the two lemons who kept saying Trent! Trent! Trent! Paul Kossoff 16 Posted 06/07/2025 at 00:34:51 Mike 9. Here is a question for you.What has Africa got in common with Oconomowoc? Paul Kossoff 17 Posted 06/07/2025 at 00:40:58 Africa is a song written by the band Toto. Toto is Dorothy's dog in Wizard of Oz. Oconomowoc, the city in southeastern Wisconsin, hosted the movie's world premiere back on 12 August 1939, at the Strand Theatre. In 2019, a site was constructed called Oz Plaza, which has a permanent small-scale yellow brick road, and statues of the four main characters, Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion and Dorothy's dog Toto, Andy Crooks 18 Posted 06/07/2025 at 00:49:20 Paul, wow! Brendan McLaughlin 19 Posted 06/07/2025 at 01:08:06 Paul #17I am seriously impressed and yet concerned... Mike Gaynes 20 Posted 06/07/2025 at 01:35:06 That is some dazzling trivia knowledge. Yowza!And to think I was about to answer Paul's question thusly, thereby revealing my intellectual inferiority:1. They're both hotter than hell in the summertime.2. They both have Burger King. Salaam and respects. Paul Kossoff 21 Posted 06/07/2025 at 15:58:22 Thanks lads. I've always had a weird bent on making up stupid or obscure quiz questions. I'm touched. No, really I am touched, I'm under pysiciatric help.😕 Dave Roberts 22 Posted 08/07/2025 at 11:32:21 According to the Echo, Barry set for a medical. £27.5M. Add Your Comments In order to post a comment, you need to be logged in as a registered user of the site. » Log in now Or Sign up as a ToffeeWeb Member — it's free, takes just a few minutes and will allow you to post your comments on articles and Talking Points submissions across the site. How to get rid of these ads and support TW © ToffeeWeb