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Classic Everton Chants

Everton Fans have not shirked from that arduous duty: amending the words of contemporary songs to suite their needs

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 St John's Body
 We Hate Nottingham Forest
 Show them the way to go home
 The Mighty Everton
 Ev-er-ton, Ev-er-ton, Ev-er-ton
 
 St John's Body
(to the tune of John Brown's Body)
 
St John's body lies a molding in the grave,
St John's body lies a molding in the grave,
St John's body lies a molding in the grave,
and Alex Young goes marching on.
 
 We Hate Nottingham Forest
(to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory)
 
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too
We hate Man United
But Everton we love you.
 
 Show them the way to go home

 
Show them the way to go home
They're tired and they don't know what to do
'Cause they're only half a football team
Compared to the Boys in Blue.
 
 The Mighty Everton
 (to the tune of Mighty Quinn, a late sixties hit for Herman's Hermits)
 
Come on without,
Come on within,
You ain't seen nothing like the mighty Everton !
 
 Ev-er-ton, Ev-er-ton, Ev-er-ton
A special contribution from Harold Somers
 
One of the funniest Everton-related television moments was Alas Smith and Jones doing a skit just before the 1986 Cup Final where talking face-to-face about the "great songs the fans sing", for example ... and you've gotta sing this to appreciate it!

(To the tune of Hurray for the Red White and Blue, a.k.a. Here We Go):

Everton, Everton, Everton (knowing nods as they're getting into the groove)
Everton, Everton, Everto-on (pause while they screw up their faces trying to remember the next line....)
Ah yes... Everton, Everton, Everton (Long pause, then, triumphantly...)
Everto-on, E-VER-TON

Reprise:

Everton, Everton, Everton
Everton, Everton, Everto-on
Ah yes... Everton, Everton, Everton
Everto-on, E-VER-TON
  

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Premier League Table

  Team Pld GD Pts
13 Bournemouth 32 -10 42
14 Crystal Palace 32 -17 33
15 Brentford 33 -11 32
16 Everton* 32 -16 27
17 Nottingham Forest† 33 -16 26
18 Luton Town 33 -24 25
19 Burnley 33 -35 20

* Everton deducted 8 pts; † Forest deducted 4 pts for PSR breach
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