Season › 2024-25 › Opinion › Talking Points Steady, sensible, moderate football is not what supporters want to pay money to watch by Andrew Dempsey | 22/08/2024- 27 Comments [Jump to last] Stop being so moderate and nuanced and sensitive about these highly paid athletes. Fuck 'em! They’re absolutely fine. Yes, everyone can have the same problems in life, no matter what social class. But, it does make it easier to deal with given privilege, money and free time. The moderate posters on ToffeeWeb are just masochistic losers who have stopped dreaming when they go to bed. Flatness, steadiness and the illusion of stability and ‘support’ for the players, won’t get us out of this mess and challenging again, it’ll keep us firmly where the Calvinistic types among us believe we deserve to stay. It’s a game! Yes, it’s also a community support network etc. But wouldn’t that community benefit from a more adventurous, rigorous and ambitious brand of football? I don’t see why defensive, bland, soul-destroying football is seen as ‘safe’ when pacy, off-your-seat, man-to-man marking, get-stuck- in, attack, "harness the atmosphere of a great old stadium" football is seen as ‘risky’? Article continues below video content You can win, lose or draw either way, there are no guarantees. Playing the Dyche way eventually erodes the confidence of supporters and players, leading to nothing but hatred and boredom. All the ire will be directed at Dyche, and rightly so. It’s all about his ego, his way of playing, it’s all about his methods. It’s backward, old-school management and it doesn’t work. It seems to be good for getting players so fit they vomit, and that’s about it. Did anyone see any evidence on the pitch of any kind of attacking move that might have been drilled in pre-season? Do they even do that at Finch Farm? It’s beyond grim. It’s somnambulant at times. Dross. I fell asleep in the Gwladys Street at the Sheffield United game, end of last season. Best way to watch this Everton side, dreaming of Bielsa or Gasperini. Play man-to-man football — fuck this zonal, low-block shite. It doesn’t fool us; it’s not clever or sophisticated, it’s just fear-based. Fear of the opposition scoring, fear of losing your job — which is going to happen anyway. Dyche will be sacked at some point and he’ll be remembered as one of the worst managers in our history during one of our lowest periods. Conversely, this is actually all a positive: It can’t get any worse than this, we will rise again and Dyche will be a forgotten man. Dyche means well and is a good bloke, I think… but so what? Thank you for the job you’ve done, Sean, at a crucial time, but please let’s get this takeover done and install a decent manager for the modern Premier League. Return to Talking Points index : Add your Comments » Reader Comments (27) Note: the following content is not moderated or vetted by the site owners at the time of submission. Comments are the responsibility of the poster. Disclaimer () Paul Kernot 1 Posted 22/08/2024 at 22:27:16 Right between the eyes, Andrew. No doubt you'll be expecting the barrage from usual suspects but we'll said.This is why Southgate, with perhaps the best group of England players for decades, didn't win a thing. Way too conservative, safety first football. It was never going to work in the recent Euros, nor in the previous one vs Italy when we scored first, then predictably parked the bus and hoped to hang on. Derek Thomas 2 Posted 22/08/2024 at 22:53:49 Well said Andrew and I sympathise - a lot, can you guess at the first word on the next line though?But...We apparently have a 'Sows Ear' of a squad and nobody would ever confuse Dyche with a 'Silk Purse' Kompany might qualify but he got Burnley relegated, Luton gung ho'd their way down too.So if not Dyche, who?Brighton seemed ( on the evidence of beating us) to have found some unknown genius, but many Augusts and Septembers are regularly littered with 'one hit wonders'I'd love those days of yore to return, back when there was only 1 Dr Who not feckin17, back when The Lone Ranger was peak TV viewing - Hiyo Silver Awaaaay.We could do with a magic Silver Bullet to cure our ills. Paul Kernot 3 Posted 22/08/2024 at 23:08:04 Fair comment there too, Derek. We may moan & groan about the negative, defensive play but with the squad we have currently, albeit improving, 'going for it' in the Premier League is likely to be dangerous. Who'd be in Dyche's position right now? Les Callan 4 Posted 22/08/2024 at 23:22:50 Andrew. You're not the Andy Dempsey that worked for St Helens council are you? Dale Self 5 Posted 22/08/2024 at 23:25:59 Like Wow, maaan, I have to go home and smoke one before I respond to that. A moderately minded smoke mind you. Christine Foster 6 Posted 22/08/2024 at 23:33:26 The Premier League is exactly that, premier level players, premier level managers, premier level clubs. Not all brilliant but good. Having a go football with players who are not at that level is suicide. But having a manager who does not believe in his players is suicide for the team and club. Failure to to so does not make him a good Premier manager! So where are we? We have a manager with a limited squad of players, some of whom he clearly has no faith in. Good players won't sign new contracts in such an environment, they don't want to be dragged into the mire that reduces their potential either, thats human nature. We had reached such depths that we employed agent Benitez, got rid of our better players and gave starting positions to 39 year olds. Its no wonder we have few players coming through the ranks and making it in the first team. We are where we are because of decisions made off the pitch but made worse by the several managers squad building. It had to be cleared up and cleared out. Dyche deserved the plaudits for keeping us up, but the brickbats for the longest winless streak in our history, in team selection that pitches athletes in their prime against players who would have struggled 10 years ago against them. Such intransigence is what Dyche is known for, I read a facebook post (wish I could find it again) where a poster copied an article from a Burnley Fan site four or five years ago with exactly the same criticisms of him, style of play, favoured player who would not be dropped such as McNeil who would be totally ineffective in games they said..In short though, we knew the man when we brought him in to keep us in the Premier League. He has done that, but keeping him for a season too long will end in the same fate as Burnley. Do we stick or twist? Is that a decision for this season or next?Not a question of if, but when.. Barry Rathbone 7 Posted 22/08/2024 at 23:34:02 I used to think along these lines but then pondered why managers don't do it - because they don't - especially lesser light clubs who to a man all "hold". I thought back to being a cocky 16 yr old trouncing merseyside boys 3 nil with an "up and at 'em, devil may care attitude"; ran them ragged we did. The problem was that was just the first half. Their better players eventually got their act together and hammered us 7 - 3 and this is how it works when massive disparity occurs. And lest we forget we are absolute garbage. Risk averse trench warfare is a far safer option and coaches concerned about their own neck (they all are) will ALWAYS default to this option.Remember Martinez? - alright going forward but couldn't defend to save his life heard even during his record first season. It doesn't matter how we play the only salvation is winning. Ben King 8 Posted 22/08/2024 at 23:39:07 This article is spot on!We've all seen Keane bringing the ball out, performing Cruyff turns and taking the ball under pressure. Why are we not trusting him to do this?Holgate is like a young Beckenbauer. He has style, pace and panache. It irritates me we don't trust him. McNeil is like a prime Kanchelskis, bombing up the wing and pinging in crosses. I get annoyed that Dyche holds him back. Harrison is proper silk: god, when he takes it on the half-turn and dribbles past 2-3 players, it gets me juiced up. C'mon Dyche — you should be playing him every match. Gana. Ah man, the creativity this guy has — it's simply not describable: the number of assists he gets per season!!!Doucs, Doucs, Doucs - his Steven Gerrard esque passes, tackles and goals will make him a hall of fame candidate. Beto: Anelka has nothing on this guy — pace, control, touch….what skill does this guy not have?Maupay - sheer class; I don't need to say more about this guy do I?What other gems am I missing?The veteran right backs: Young and Coleman - these guys defy age - pelting up and down; up and down that lineThe goal machine DCL - what a gift of a player this has been for Dyche. He's single handedly saved Dyche from relegation the last 2 seasonsNow the unproven Chermiti. Yes I know he's never scored an EPL goal and I know he's being eased into it but why can't he just be made our 1st choice no.9??? He's shown enough talent by now. He's even scored 2 goals in pre season Dixon - crickey this guy is pure mustard. Now I accept he's never played men's football before but he has superstar written all over him. If he doesn't become the next Kyle Walker then I'll eat my hat. Play him NOW!These players have been absolutely brilliant under Rafa, they've been class under Frankie so why the heck can't Dyche let the hand break off and just play the expansive football that we all want??? C'mon man - enough with this keeping us safe. I want to play like Burnley and Luton did last season. It's over to you, Dyche! Andy Crooks 9 Posted 23/08/2024 at 00:17:30 You mean the approach Luton took, who will never sniff the premier league again?The future of the club is stake and I'll put up with whatever it takes to preserve it so that kids who have never seen a trophy just might get a chance to in a new ground.You're not some enlightened daredevil calling out the "masochists" who love this dire football, you are a tub-thumping wannabe cheer leader who doesn't get it that there's not a proper footballer in the squad. Mike Gaynes 10 Posted 23/08/2024 at 01:22:32 Ben #8, you made me smile with that elegant satirical turn. Properly tuned sarcasm is the only proper response to such a smoking wreck of an article. My buddy Andy is right. At the moment, all that matters is survival in the Prem for one more season, to enter the new stadium as a top-tier club. If conservative, less-than-dazzling football is the price required to maintain that status until a new owner takes over, so be it. We have a roster that still lacks pace, still lacks style, still lacks the ability to put the ball in the net. Hopefully Thelwell's wizardry with loans and delayed payments is improving that. But until we're able to recruit talent that is truly on a par with the rest of the league, we have to assure that we make the very best out of what little we have. And no manager is better capable of that than Sean Dyche. He has proven it the last two seasons and will prove it again this season.Stay up. Stay up. That's all that matters. Not style. Not "man-to-man" to please the crowd. Just stay up. Dyche will accomplish that mission until the new era dawns. Larry O'Hara 11 Posted 23/08/2024 at 01:48:32 Dyche is the man for now: and — with money — maybe the future too… Now is not the time to throw him overboard. Dale Self 12 Posted 23/08/2024 at 02:38:14 The argument is that Dyche should go and be replaced with a more courageous manager. The fallacy is that a team can play man to man and in yer face football without overall team speed that competes with the top half teams. You should work that out before you offer such inflammatory stuff. Steve Brown 13 Posted 23/08/2024 at 02:49:52 Come on, Andrew, if you fell asleep at a football match, you must have been on the lash the night before. Lee Courtliff 14 Posted 23/08/2024 at 04:24:47 I've been a critic of Dyche many times but some balance is needed here as it would be suicide to go All Out in every game with our current squad.But, this doesn't excuse the faults of our manager either. Ever since he came here he's displayed his usual traits of favouritism and negativity. The selection of Michael Keane ahead of Coady (who was only average at best for us but still better than the calamitous Keane) and the second half against Brentford when we defended a 1 goal lead and didn't have a single period of pressure. Against Brentford. At Goodison Park. Pathetic!This season he starts his favourites yet again when he could have easily played O'Brien or Lindstrum or N'Diaye and talks his usual guff about being "Premier League ready". Maybe they aren't, we don't know, but we do know Keane and Holgate are finished at this club. We also know McNeil was completely anonymous for over an hour but still left on the pitch. It was infuriating to watch. Dyche is a tiresome manager who will not budge, I'm from Burnley and my family and friends are all Clarets, they've told me what he's like many, many times. We just have to get through this season and tough it out, then hopefully we can part company with him and bring in a much better manager. No idea who, like. Danny O’Neill 15 Posted 23/08/2024 at 06:02:38 Lee, balanced post.A lot of the time it is tedious to watch, but, they can turn it now and then. I just wish they wouldn't play within themselves and with seeming fear. Reading the reports Lee, I think you and I could be on the bench tomorrow!!Go and play without fear Everton. We will be behind you. Rob Dolby 16 Posted 23/08/2024 at 06:57:50 Dreamers versus reality. I am pretty much a realist when it comes to our club.Mismanagement for years has lead us to this position otherwise we wouldn't have Dyche as our manager.This is the reality of premier league football. We are outspent by every premier league club. We have lost promising young players and sold our better players.Dyche actually got us playing like a team last season. It was functional and got us the points required. We are again weaker this season due to selling and releasing players, week 2 of the season and we don't have a right back in the 14 available senior players.How can we play fast attacking front foot football with this squad?The media darling clubs get the rub of the green from the league and refs. The teams near the bottom get the shitty end of the stick.Every week is the best ever week of football ever.As a football fan the league has become saturated with safety first football due to Pep and the non contact nature of the league. It's pretty sterile to watch.I would like nothing better than to see us play an attractive winning style of football but I think in order for us to do that we need a total reset. By that I mean relegation would happen and then a few years in the championship whilst the club foundations were built back up.Whilst we are in the prem we are bringing in big money to keep the club afloat, we are treading water waiting for the inevitable.Dyche and his team are solely responsible for keeping us up for the last 2 seasons under unbelievable pressure. The man deserves some credit and some slack. Robert Tressell 17 Posted 23/08/2024 at 08:03:53 I don't think anyone will disagree with the title of the piece. It's pretty obvious fans of all teams want to see quality attacking football.I suppose the question is this: do you mind which division you watch this attacking football in?But we'd win more by being courageous! We wouldn't be relegated! Fortune favours the brave! Really? Is that really true when you look at the squads, the managers, the resources of other clubs in the Premier League? We could have gone more adventurous under Moyes, once he'd got us set up as a stable club with First XI of a decent standard. But the standard of players relative to the rest has seriously declined since then. If you want Premier League football next season, the very best chance we have by an absolute mile is to stick with the rigid defensive structure and the safety-first football. If you don't like it, then I hope you can come up with around £300M in the next day or two to spend on players before the window closes. Steve Brown 18 Posted 23/08/2024 at 08:57:38 Successive managers have found that trying to get Everton players to take on a more expansive approach makes us more vulnerable. Koeman Silva, Ancelotti, Lampard all tried then reverted to a more defensive formation; even Sean Dyche tried in the first 5 games of last season.And that is with multiple combinations of players over the last 7 years. We have just not had the quality of players and depth to do it. Liam Mogan 19 Posted 23/08/2024 at 09:05:31 I don't think Dyche is the answer or the problem.The problem runs much deeper. A decade or so of disjointed recruitment, criminal mis-management, Boys pen bill etc. We all know the history, unfortunately.I don't think for a minute either Dyche or Thelwell are happy with the squad balance or the lack of quality. They are working within tight parameters and we are scrabbling amongst the dirt for players.Who knows if the new signings are any good? The idea that they can't be much worse is a dangerous one - they might be and that could be disastrous.Dyche's football is soporific and maddening. However, he clearly sees it as the only way to stay competitive given the squad limitations. I rarely post after heavy defeats. Last week saw a torrent of criticism, a lot of which is justified, but a lot of it is over the top.I don't know how much more I can take of this style of football. Going the game has become a trial. However, the prospect of relegation still hangs heavy.I'm still siding with view that our best bet of starting life at Bramley Moore in the top flight is by sticking with the manager. He's done it 2 seasons in a row with a weaker squad than Lampard took to the brink. Any decision to remove him could prove to be fatal. On the other hand another couple of heavy defeats and things will turn toxic.We are stuck between Scylla and Charybdis (and no they are not Greek centre halves, although I'm sure either would be an improvement on Mick Kegger). Supporting Everton is like an epic tale of from Greek Mythology. Hubris & tragedy a constant.I've depressed myself. Dave Abrahams 20 Posted 23/08/2024 at 09:27:17 Ben (8)Thanks Ben saved me replying to the poster who started this thread. Lee Courtliff 21 Posted 23/08/2024 at 09:49:11 Danny O'Neill, quite possibly, mate. I like to think even I'd have the sense to head the ball clear rather than try to take it on my chest when I'm up against a rapid winger!!As rubbish as we are, I still can't help but feel we'll nick something tomorrow with a typical Dyche-ball set piece performance...it's the hope that kills you! Michael Lynch 22 Posted 23/08/2024 at 10:13:48 Our manager's job is to prevent us going down. That's it. Every season for the past few years, and most likely for a few years to come. And the way to do that when you have bang average (and below average) players is to set up not to lose. And that's joyless stuff.I don't know the answer. Often, I think I'd rather watch us play better football in a lower league. But is that even an option? If we went down, we'd probably play even more depressing percentage football in an attempt to go back up again.I'm tempted to support Everton but watch another, lower- or non-league club for fun. If we're still playing this kind of football in the new stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock, there's no way I'll be keeping my season ticket for more than one season there. It's only the Goodison atmosphere and memories that are keeping me going to the match right now. Brian Harrison 23 Posted 23/08/2024 at 10:52:05 While the arguments of both sides are very understandable, I cant believe there is an Evertonian alive who is enjoying the experience of going to Goodison at present. Yes survival in the Premier league to this club is paramount with the cost of the new stadium and the running costs, relegation isn't an option. A real quandary for fans but is it wrong to expect to be entertained now and again, I think Richarlison was the last player who at times got bums off seats. Now nobody in this team is capable it seems of getting fans excited, or is the style inhibiting the ones who could.Football fans are a different breed, imagine going to see an artist you like coming on stage drunk forgetting his words, time after time would you still pay to watch that artist. This used to be were working people got their entertainment at the weekends but seems now its an industry more concerned with turnover than entertainment.I don't know the answer to the problem but now and again I would like our fullbacks to overlap, and sometimes be brave enough to have more than one man in the opponents penalty area. I am not asking to play like City, just now and again try being a little more attacking is that to much to ask for? Jerome Shields 24 Posted 23/08/2024 at 10:52:38 Barry#7I agree. You might get a result one game going gung ho. but the opposition Premier League teams would be onto you the next game.This already happens and it isn't only the top half of the table. The lower table teams would do that as well.You do need a offensive system, with players developed to suit, continuously focused on developing and improving there game. and need to a about to adapt during a game with different tactics and to different tactics.Everton fall short in all these areas to some extent most games and have done for years. Danny O’Neill 25 Posted 23/08/2024 at 11:21:29 I will be amongst friends and Evertonians tomorrow. Come on blues, have some faith. We can get a result. I go into every match thinking that regardless of who we are playing. Sean Kearns 26 Posted 24/08/2024 at 00:48:25 So you want us to do a Burnley or a Luton then? Frank tried it and would have taken us down 100%. Also, Ben King at #8, that's funny as fuck! Doucs, Doucs, Doucs with the Steven Gerrard-esque passes has me dead! 🀠Anyone who wants us to rock up and start playing like prime 2008 Spain is a 🤡> David Bromwell 27 Posted 26/08/2024 at 08:18:15 As a kid I became an Everton fan first and a football fan later. Trouble is, as we all know, being an Everton fan can frequently be a rough ride and the joys of football, particularly in the recent past, are seldom seen. So what I have taken to is to continue my often boring trips to Goodison and got my football kicks from watching other teams on the television. However, the thing that I dislike and upsets me most are the boring tactics which we have to suffer match after match.Do we have to have almost constant hoofball from Pickford? Why does every dead-ball situation have to be aimed at Tarkowski when Calvert-Lewin is also available? Why cannot McNeil just occasionally run down his wing and cross the ball with his left foot? Why do we need all 11 players to defend every corner? Why cannot we have someone available to support our lone centre-forward? And how long are we going to continue with Doucouré as our number 10? Okay, we do not have the best players but the same tactics for every game only adds to the boredom and frustration. Add Your Comments In order to post a comment, you need to be logged in as a registered user of the site. » Log in now Or Sign up as a ToffeeWeb Member — it's free, takes just a few minutes and will allow you to post your comments on articles and Talking Points submissions across the site. How to get rid of these ads and support TW © ToffeeWeb