What Artificial Intelligence thinks of Everton

I’m currently using AI for some fairly complex work topics but during down time I wondered what our Terminator like friends thought of Everton.

Bear in mind AI has no emotions or bias though obviously it’s limited to judging information put forth by humans so it’s not entirely neutral in that sense but should avoid the kind of inbuilt biases you see on ToffeeWeb.

The other thing to consider is, due to the explosion of the internet, more recent events have more data so the likes of Hickson and Lawton have less of an online presence than players like Radzinski et al. Nonetheless, for what it’s worth, this is what AI thinks of Everton:

Best ever players:

Dixie Dean
Alan Ball
Southall
Ratcliffe
Latchford

Worst ever (it qualified these by saying relative to expectations):

Kroldrup
Nyarko
Van der Meyde
Sandro Ramirez
Niasse

This is where it went off the rails. Best and worst ever homegrown players. Toffeeweb whipping boys Hibbert, Osman and Davies all got a mention but as THE BEST along with Rooney and Barkley. The Worst was poor old Lundstram followed by Shane Duffy!! 

But it got worse. The “worst” ever Chairman was the recently departed Peter Johnson. The best? He could have written the script himself: the slightly less recently departed Kenwright esquire.

Moral of the story is that AI is as much of a biased RS piece of crap as Clive Thomas. So,  for those putting your faith in technology to improve the game, imagine a world where Bill Kenwright and Tom Davies represent Everton’s best, then just be thankful for the good old days of Clattenburg….:

 

 

 

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