Please come and join us at the morally and ethically superior NoRedShiteHere league. There is only one rule: no Red Shite in your squad.

The Toffees who stack up on Salah, Van Dijk, Wirtz etc (Shame on you!) bleat that they need to do so to win. Well, I won ToffeeWeb’s league in 2023-24 without any of the Red Shite. Also, I’ve won the last two NRSHLs so come and knock me off my perch!

Code to join: csa8nj

Hope to see you over there and good luck to all of us next season on the pitch and in FPL!