Everton 2 - 3 Bournemouth

Everton looked like a different side as Ndiaye and Iroegbunam inspired a tremendous performance that gave them a 2-0 lead with 3 minutes to go. But three tremendous crosses saw three ridiculous goals given up in the last 10 minutes to turn the game on its head. 

With the transfer window now closed, Evertonians will be wondering just how many of the six new players who arrived they will get to see in action today against Bournemouth at Goodison Park. 

The answer is just two: Tim Iroegbunam, and Iliman Ndiaye, with Jake O'Brien, with Jesper Lindstrøm not making a sufficient impact yet, and Armand Broja coming in injured and unlikely to be seen for at least the next 2 months.

With Coleman and Garner returning against Doncaster Rovers, there is hope that the injury crisis is waning, but Chermiti, Branthwaite and Patterson are all still recovering from surgical procedures, and now they have another in the shape of Broja to keep them company in the overused Finch Farm treatment room. 

And Orel Mangala is ineligible, having been signed after the 12 noon Friday deadline for this game.  

Some great high pressing from Harrison and Coleman following the visitors kicking off in the glorious Goodison sunshine, but The Cherries were not fazed.  Bournemouth using Everton's long-ball tactic to get the ball upfield quickly for their main threat the Brazilian Evanilson.

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The first chance fell for Seamenyo facing away from goal and scoring an Australian Rules 'behind'. Harrison was played in brilliantly by Iroegbunam and cross well but of course Calvert-Lewin was 3 yards behind the defenders and unable to connect. 

More positive play saw Harrison's cross deflected behind for Everton's first corner, McNeil playing it short and then getting a second bite, this one to the far post, just too far despite Calvert-Lewin getting ahead of the ball and putting it into the side netting. 

Iroegbunam stole the ball well off Christie but Everton failed to push forward and Bournemuth countered with threat but Evanilson got in mix-up. At the other end, Iroegbunam burst forward and put in another perfect cross but guess what? Yes, Calvert-Lewin jogging in 3 yards behind where he should have been. The ball fell to Gueye for his customary rugby conversion from just inside the penalty box. 

A decent cross in from Harrison but Calvert-Lewin was the wrong side of the defender. Harrison picked up the rebound and dribbled in to the middle only to shoot very poorly well wide of the goal. The next attack broke down before it got very far, with Calvert-Lewin offside. 

Calvert-Lewin was then crowded out by four defenders after McNeil fed him a decent ball. Iroegbunam played a great ball for Ndiaye but Araujo slid in with a brilliant tackle to deny him the shot. Nothing came of the corner, Keane heading wide. 

Pickford kept putting forward, Calvert-Lewin winning most, but the second ball falling to Bournemouth, who came right back at the Gwladys Street goal with annoying regularity.

On one such foray, they won a corner taken very poorly but still not immediately cleared, Pickford coming out for the second ball and missing to completely. When Everton did get forward, Ndiaye had strayed offside.

It was scrappy at times but Calvert-Lewin won a corner, McNeil delivering it a long way beyond the far post but Calvert-Lewin did very well to get the ball back across goal for Ndiaye to shoot strongly but too close to Kepa. 

A Bournemouth free-kick was well-defended, stopping any real chance from developing. At the other end, Iroegbunam tried a clever backheel but Calvert-Lewin had moved out of range. Bournemouth countered to win another corner, falling eventually for Tavernier to welly high and wide. 

Some great passing and movement from Harrison got Mykolenko to the byeline for a cross but it hit a defender. Keane gave an easy ball to Kluivert but he was so surprised, he quickly lost it. At the other end, McNeil shot weakly from too far out. 

Lots of effort and endeavour in the warm sunshine but nothing to show for it at half-time. 

From Pickford's restart punt, it was worked to Iroegbunam but his strong shot hit Cook before Coleman was denied a corner. Calvert-Lewin face-palmed Araujo. That saw a strong drive forward by The Cherries that needed some topping, at the expense of a corner, headed away well by Calvert-Lewin.

Ndiaye drove back down the left and was fouled but the free-kick did not reach Calvert-Lewin but the second phase came back and fell remarkably to Michael Keane who hammered home Everton's first Premier League goal of the season on his 200th start for the club. 

From the restart, more good work saw a difficult ball powered into the ground by Gana and it was easy meat for Kepa. A deep free-kick by Pickford bounced behind. 

A tremendous play by Harrison got Coleman in behind but somehow Kepa touched his shot over the bar when a low shot would surely have scored.

Still it seemed the game since half-time had been played in The Cherries' half and a great play saw Dominic Calvert-Lewin finally set up perfectly by McNeil and a  lovely little chip took it over Kepa and into the net for a wonderful second goal. 

Some fantastic individual persistence by Ndiaye really got the crowd going and should at least have earned a free-kick. More brilliant work by him set up McNeil but wanted to pass it to Calvert-Lewin. rather than shooting, and got it all wrong, missing a fabulous chance for the third goal. 

But it won a corner that led to another from the other side, but The Cherrries countered and Pickford came out smartly to head the cross away from Tavenier. It was end to end and Ndiaye came so close to scoring, his shot taking a deflection off a defender and toward Kepa. 

Ndiaye went on another surging run, but the end product was a bit of a let-down as he powered his shot over the bar. Harrison was et but his shot was straight at Kepa. 

Another wonderful run down the left by Ndiaye with tremendous ball play and a superb cross that seemed to fall perfectly for Calvert-Lewin but he just didn't shoot! Put off perhaps by the defender tracking him.… From the corner, Tarkowski powered his header into the side netting. 

Iroegbunam stepped in for a vital interception to stop a Bournemouth attack in its tracks. A McNeil free-kick saw Keane dragged off the ball by Semenyo but incredibly no penalty given as the Everton players reacted to aggression with some serious handbags. 

Iroegbunam's persistence was almost rewarded but his shot sizzled inches over the bar as Everton continued to press forward into the final 10 minutes. But following a corner, Tavernier tested Pickford with an angled shot before Sinisterra's shot needed saving, as Ndiaye went off to a fine ovation with the game surely won, Doucoure on in his place. 

But Ouattara got behind the Everton defence and put in a tremendous cross that Semenyo beat Mykolenko to get a late goal back. 

Everton went up the other end and put not one but two balls across the Bournemouth goal without them being converted as things became unnecessarily nervy with 6 minutes added on. 

But another fantastic cross by Bournemouth saw Cook power home a tremendous header to equalize. And  Bournemouth came forward again, with another incredible chance for Taverneier this time saved by Pickford, who was then called again to get down and parry a tremendous shot.

And in the final minute of added time, the seemingly inevitable collapse was complete as another tremendous cross from Kluivert was headed in at the far post by Sinisterra. An unbelievable end to a game that Everton seemed to have won with what had been an excellent display until these shocking last 10 minutes.

Everton:  Pickford, Coleman, Tarkowski, Keane [Y:76'] , Mykolenko, Gana, Iroegbunam, Harrison, McNeil, Ndiaye (83' Doucouré), Calvert-Lewin (88' Beto).

Subs not Used: Virginia, Dixon, O’Brien, Young, Lindstrøm, Garner, Armstrong.

Bournemouth: Kepa, Kerkez (66' Ouattara), Senesi (77' Huijsen), Zabarnyi, Araujo (77' Smith), Christie (66' Scott), Cook, Tavernier, Kluivert, Semenyo [Y:76'], Evanilson (66' Sinisterra).

Subs not Used: Aarons, Brooks, Hill, Travers.

Kick-off: 3 pm, Saturday 31 August 2024
Referee: Stuart Attwell
VAR: Graham Scott

Attendance: 38,305


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Michael Kenrick
1 Posted 31/08/2024 at 13:54:04
I suppose 2 out of 6 ain't bad.

With apologies to Meat Loaf.

Paul Kossoff
2 Posted 31/08/2024 at 13:59:48
Why do we bring in players who are deemed not fit, or not ready or not good enough to play right away?

Other teams bring in recruits who go straight in the side, why are we different?

Mike Hayes
3 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:01:43
Ask Dyche 🤷
George Cumiskey
4 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:07:11
Harrison and McNeil both playing...

Unbelievable! 😱

Paul Kossoff
5 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:09:26
Mike, I would say Dyche has only a little input as to who comes in… Why no full-back? Why a centre-forward who won't play until late October?

People giving Thelwell credit for his signings, I'm not too impressed so far.

Ernie Baywood
6 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:10:01
For as much as I don't rate Harrison, if he can do the work that frees up Ndiaye, then I'll accept it.

It's one notch up from selecting everyone based on their defensive work.

Allan Board
7 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:20:34
That defence looks mighty slooowwww. O'Brien should be playing in place of Keane [finished] and Dixon in place of Coleman [finished].

He has his favourites I suppose.

Ray Jacques
8 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:23:29
Does he want sacking?

Same old Coleman, Keane, Harrison, McNeil.

Hope I'm wrong.

Jerome Shields
9 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:23:29
Think a crisis has been released by Dyche, including two transfers in midfield and attack.
Mark Rankin
10 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:23:31
2nd half v Doncaster, Ndiaye on the left and McNeil central seemed to work well; hope it's given another go today.

Bring Garner on for Coleman and O'Brien for Keane.

Alan J Thompson
11 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:24:51
Who said Dyche won't give the kids a chance?
Mark Ryan
12 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:25:50
Young not starting is a win.

Holgate not on our bench anymore is a win.

UTFTs — 2-0 to the Mighty Blues.

Rob Hooton
13 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:26:57
Not a bad line-up, can't wait for Branthwaite to return from injury though!

The bench looks a lot stronger this time too. I thought Garner played well on Tuesday but looked rusty and not back to full fitness and sharpness; I imagine he will get some minutes in the second half.

Rob Hooton
14 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:29:09
Mark,

If Young was in the starting line-up I'd have lost it big time. He shouldn't even be in the squad.

Phil Smith
15 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:30:53
He's incapable of making wholesale changes. He just can't. He'll make 1 by 1 super cautious tweaks until he eventually learns. It really is soul-destroying.

This is his last season for me. He's successfully navigated the chaos but we need to progress and we'll never progress with this guy. We need a straight-talking manager with balls!

Billy Shears
16 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:39:10
The Blues to get off the mark today, but not the win we need badly I'm afraid.

1-1.

Soren Moyer
17 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:47:19
Einstein must be turning in his grave!
Derek Knox
19 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:47:39
Billy @ 16, have you got Crystal Balls or something ? :-)
Iain Johnston
20 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:49:24
Might we see McNeil as the No10?
Ian Riley
21 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:49:31
Got to score 2! Bournemouth will! Our 3rd game in and looking forward to May already!
Rob Hooton
22 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:53:28
Iain, we might see some fluidity from McNeil, Harrison and Ndiaye, with them interchanging?

Or am I a lemon for considering such a thing?

Christy Ring
23 Posted 31/08/2024 at 14:54:46
Would have preferred Garner for Harrison and 4-3-3.
Ernie Baywood
24 Posted 31/08/2024 at 15:18:40
15 minutes in and it's night and day.

The difference with someone who is prepared to receive, hold and run with the ball is massive.

Stu Darlington
25 Posted 31/08/2024 at 15:19:23
Sorry,can’t see that team winning against a pacy,positive attacking Bournemouth side.
Hope I’m wrong,but change is really needed.What do they say about the definition of madness again? Something about doing the same thing over and over again hoping for a different outcome?Sounds quite fitting to me.
Justin Doone
26 Posted 31/08/2024 at 15:23:00
I'm happy that Ndiaye is starting. He can make a difference and looks our best purchase this summer.
Sorry to say Lindstrom is what I thought he is. A good two footed player but is too slow and lightweight for a Dyche team. He's not particularly fast, which many had wrongfully categorised him as being a quick, winger. I can't see him getting much game time unless he finds the back of the net when given a chance to play.

I'm not surprised (it is Dyche) with the rest of the selection and I'm in the camp of play O'Brien so he can learn rather than Keane who will not improve and should never be a starter.

Would love a clean sheet and I'd accept 0-0 right now. But this is the Premier league, we seem to concede the first goal far to often which does my nut so I'll hope for a 2-1 win.

Hopefully Dom is now fully focused and fit.

Michael Lynch
27 Posted 31/08/2024 at 15:51:08
The two new boys are a definite improvement on last season. But we never really look like we think we can score
Ernie Baywood
28 Posted 31/08/2024 at 15:52:42
It'll come. Keep playing like that.

Refreshing to go into half time actually looking forward to the second half.

Alan J Thompson
29 Posted 31/08/2024 at 15:55:18
Well that was a lot more promising as we played the ball forward more and that allowed us to get players in numbers around their box but that is where it also broke down, nobody willing to make or play a little one-two to make room for a shot. Whenever we played the long ball mostly, but not solely, from Pickford it usually just lost us possession.

I thought Harrison (8th minute) might have shot instead of trying to find Calvert-Lewin and Gana seems to have forgotten not to lean back when he tries a shot.

I just hope we can keep this up and I've not seen any figures but this must be one of the few games when we have had more possession. All we need now is a goal which might just break them into pushing more men forward leaving gaps at the back as there seems to be plenty in midfield.

Ernie Baywood
30 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:21:22
This is enjoyable to watch.

Brave, attacking football.

Jerome Shields
32 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:24:10
Maybe Dyche has turned round the home form.
Soren Moyer
33 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:28:04
Mmmmm. What a tasty humble pie lol.
Jerome Shields
34 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:29:27
More movement and speed. Getting width in the attack.

Great Stuff.

Ian Riley
35 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:50:36
Oh well, good while it lasted.
Ernie Baywood
36 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:50:37
Anyone want to pinpoint the moment this game changed?
Pete Hughes
37 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:53:55
Inspirational subs there, Sean?

For Bournemouth!

Ernie Baywood
38 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:55:05
He can go now right?

Only one team in it.

Phil Sammon
39 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:57:20
I don't think any game has ever made me feel physically sick like that.

What an absolute fucking joke we are.

Kieran Kinsella
40 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:57:36
Surely this marks the beginning of the end?
Michael Lynch
41 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:58:19
I could actually cry. Should have been 5-0. What the absolute fuck was that.

I hate being an Evertonian so much.

Chris Lawlor
42 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:58:37
Delighted! That ginger c*nt is finished now. Sickening, absolutely sickening.
Danny Baily
43 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:58:39
This is embarrassing.
Ajay Gopal
44 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:58:53
Sickening! Horrible, gut-wrenching, why does it have to be us?

Why? Why? Why?

Jerome Shields
47 Posted 31/08/2024 at 16:59:43
Collapse down to Manager.
Alan J Thompson
49 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:01:19
As soon as we got the second goal, the defence started sitting back and then that ridiculous substitution of the one man who was frightening their defence for the useless Doucoure who did absolutely nothing.

Again, poor in-match management ruined all the previous good work.

Now tell me Dyche is the man for the moment as the look on his face said it all — he cocked up and he knew it!

Kieran Kinsella
50 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:02:45
Why is the team unfit?
Why are the allegedly "unfit" new signings fitter than the rest? Why did we not play Ndiaye the first two games?
Why can't we defend?
What do we do in training?

Work on fitness? Obviously not. Set pieces? Clearly not? Finishing practice? ha!

I am tired of the "we have no money" malarkey too because other teams pay less for players (fees and wages) and get more from them. Other teams also know how to manage crap players to be stubborn defenders. What exactly do we have to offer?

Geoffrey Hall
51 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:02:54
That's me done.

For 40 years, I've followed this shit show joke of a manager.

David Connor
52 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:03:03
Get that useless fucker Dyche out tonight.

Cruising in the game, then he takes off our best 2 players. He ain't got a fucking clue.

No way on this earth should we have lost that with less than 20 minutes left. All the good work we had done and the useless bastard screws it up.

Pack your bags, Dyche, your time is up, you fucking muppet!

Ed Prytherch
53 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:03:32
Has there ever been a worse substitution than that? No one to blame but Dyche.
Frank Crewe
54 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:04:40
The moment Dyche took off Ndiaye we lost our momentum. Stopped attacking and fell back into our safety first bad habits. You don't take off players who are playing well. Especially when it turns out there was still 15 minutes to go. I don't care if he was tired. We have a two week break coming up so a few more minutes wouldn't have hurt.
Si Cooper
55 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:04:40
87 minutes (plus) good work wrecked in the next 10.
Manager has to get up to date and be using 14-15 players per game. We will always be vulnerable to late surges otherwise.
Not helped by commentator on official site stating on 84 minutes that it would take a disaster for us to lose the game. I was worried as soon as he said it.
Andy Mead
56 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:04:41
This club never fails to totally fuck me off. Where the fuck were our 2 centre backs for all 3 goals?
We are as good as relegated unless Dyche fucks off. Pickford is a disgrace for that 3rd. Look at it, he comes out with his hands by his side. Totally feel asleep, but why not take Harrison off who looked knackered with 15 to go? International break now. Get rid of Dyche
Ernie Baywood
57 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:04:48
It took him 83 minutes to make a sub... and then he did the thing that proves that he didn't understand why we were suddenly playing well and winning a game comfortably.

There were obvious changes. But he didn't have the stones to make them.

He'll blame "experienced professionals making mistakes" and bad luck. Maybe he'll even go back to xG.

Phil Rodgers
58 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:05:04
I can't pretend I don't care but I'm not watching em anymore. Absolutely rotten club that just bring me nothing but misery. I can't do it anymore. They literally make me sick
John Atkins
59 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:06:54
10 goals conceded in 3 games is a real big problem
Jimmy Cormack
60 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:07:05
What an awful collapse at the end.

Why was it when they got one back you knew they’d go on to win it.

I wonder what dyche will come out with after this one.

John Charles
61 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:07:12
We looked like we have the makings of half decent side for a lot of the game. After 70mins we were crying out for fresh legs in midfield.
Substitutions were late and wrong
All Dyches fault I am sorry to say.
The guy in the seat next to me said we will lose this as soon as their first went in!
Ajay Gopal
62 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:08:27
This is not down to the manager. Goodison Park was a happy place when Ndiaye was substituted, but the midfield completely collapsed soon after - Gana, Tim, McNeil and Harrison were all running on fumes, and unfortunately for us, everything that Bournemouth did seemed to come off. I am going to stay off football for the next few weeks. I hope the manager and players pick themselves up because this is going to take a lot of courage and resilience to come back from.
Peter Moore
63 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:08:56
Was Ndiaye knackered?

Why take off the main conduit from defense to attack??

Kunal Desai
64 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:09:03
This club sucks the fucking lifeblood out of you. I'm honestly just tired of it all.

Does anyone else understand the logic of taking off the only pace and presence up front in the side? Mind-boggling.

The move to the new stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock cannot come quick enough, new ownership cannot come quick enough, and new management cannot come quick enough.

John Charles
65 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:09:03
Ndiaye and Iroegbunam might save us in spite of Dyche if you throw in Branthwaite.
Michael Lynch
66 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:09:30
Andy, you can't blame Pickford, he made two world class saves in the middle of that three-goal madness.

Dyche should have shored up the midfield, brought on Garner and O'Brien, and shut up shop. Especially at 2-1. Just manage the fucking game.

That was in my top five low points of supporting Everton. Fucking rock bottom. Fuck you, Everton.

Brian Williams
67 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:09:35
It is down to the manager — and if you can't see that, you're blind.
Daniel A Johnson
68 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:11:38
Sean fucking Dyche.

His reliance on old past-it players his inability to read a need for subs, his cowardly lack of risk with youngsters or new faces is the reason he will never be nothing more than a Championship level manager.

Fuck off, Dyche.

Mike Hayes
69 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:11:49
Fuck off Dino Dyche you clown 🤡🤡😡😡
Dave Lynch
70 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:12:39
Sorry Ajay but that is on Dyche.
International break coming up so ne need to rest players, Nydiaya was slaughtering them and still had legs, if anything he should have strengthened the defence and seen the game out.
The man is a glorified PE teacher.
Paul Kossoff
71 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:12:46
Brilliant display until Negadyche made his subs. Bournemouth made positive substitutions and it paid off. I can't believe we lost that game, we are in serious trouble now with Villa coming next that's a six pointer already. Dyche out!
John Charles
72 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:13:38
If you are going to make subs to shore it up then bring in Garner / Dixon and Obrien.
He is a poor poor manager and there is no getting away from that. The sooner he is gone from our club the better the chances of staying up.
Joe McMahon
73 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:14:04
I haven't been to Goodison for a while now, and I won't go again as long as he (Dyche) is still here, so probably never again. At 2-1, we all knew what was coming. An absolute bad joke of a pathetic club (and have been for a long time). Too many seasons near the trap door, but this year is our year. If the club don't act now, this will be Sean Dyche's 3rd relegation.
Peter Moore
74 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:14:05
I have been steadfastly behind Dyche, but that was a shambolic a collapse as there can be.
There needs to be proper surgery and stimulus asap to right this very sick patient
Kieran Kinsella
75 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:14:26
Ajay

I have never been one to complain give or take the odd Kenwright, Holgate, Davies, Walker, HKIII, Earl Barrett, Stuart Barlow, Steve Walsh, Koeman, most referees, etc but Dyche is to blame for the fact his teams (not just Everton) are never fit and ready for a new season and always start terribly. That is a direct result of his summer preparations. He is also responsible for picking the team, determining tactics and making subs. None of these things have been done correctly. He is just an old school loud mouth, hit and hope, try hard with no courage or imagination.

Danny Baily
76 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:14:50
We need 10 wins to stay up, and there are 7 'winnable' home games after this. Today was a must win, and we couldn't hold a two goal lead for 10 minutes.

It's early, but I don't see us climbing out of the bottom three this season.

An embarrassment of a club to be associated with on all fronts.

Ernie Baywood
77 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:15:05
Phil 58 - the positive is that we can play decent football. McNeil, Harrison, Gueye, DCL, Tim were all brilliant when not hamstrung by a defensive plan and the team being stitched together by the player in the key attacking role playing with his boots on the wrong feet.

I'm not hearing again how this team can't play any football. It's the coaching, and it's the selection that does that.

Roger Helm
78 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:17:01
I have had enough, I’m off, goodbye all.
Dave Cashen
79 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:17:07
The manager hardly covered himself in glory and he makes for an easy target for those who don't want him.

But the players will know. They will know in their souls that they have disgraced themselves today

Neil Storey
80 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:17:28
Moyes?
Si Cooper
81 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:18:27
Ajay (62), is that a typo? Can you say it’s not down to the manager and then say 4 players he left on the pitch were running on fumes? We had decent enough alternatives on the bench didn’t we (one used to replace an attacking threat)?
I’ve defended Dyche for player lapses. This one is right in his control.
Michael Lynch
82 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:19:00
Positives - Tim and Ndiaye being so good raises the game of journeymen like McNeil and Harrison. We were exciting to watch.

Negatives - I want to kill myself. And Dyche.

Phil Sammon
83 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:19:33
Has a football match ever made anyone feel like that before? Like actually physically sick? Genuinely didn’t know I had that in me.
John Atkins
84 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:19:58
We’ve danced on the trap door far too many times and sadly after the disgrace collapse today the inevitable will happen to start the next season in the new stadium in the Championship well that’s just Everton isn’t it.

We won’t come back from this today for a while.

We’ve nobody at the top to make changes, the club is toxic from top to bottom and won’t change until we are sold

Derek Knox
85 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:20:20
Michael @ 82, don't do that mate ! Just Dyche will do !
Sean Nohilly
86 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:20:33
Dyche out now!! What an embarassing shitshow
Charles Brewer
87 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:20:54
Ed, Southgate's subs for England vs Utaly in the Euro final were comparable with Dyche's appalling errors today.

Clearly whatever was going on in that skinhead's excuse for a brain was something along the lines of:
"We've had a really good game attacking, totally dominant. Let's take off the best player and go into completely defensive mode because we've got by far the worst defence in the division at the moment."

Next door's cat would be an improvement on Dyche.

Chris Lawlor
88 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:21:01
He has to go. Any man with an ounce of integrity will know when he’s been found out. He’ll never win the supporter base back, his managerial abilities are championship level at best. The players clearly don’t play for him and today has to be the final nail in the proverbial. The removal of Ndiaye was akin to taking the plug out of the bath… the game was only going to go one way. Use the break to sack and replace the man who never really bought into this club.
Richard Nelson
89 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:21:12
..ACT NOW He's a Dinosaur..!
Simon Harrison
90 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:21:24
John [61]

I was going to post my own comment, but you beat me to it.

Ok, we're 2-0 and still looking dangerous at the 75th minute but legs are fading (NB I thought Ndiaye still looked OK energy wise.)

So, why not pull off Gana for Garner as the former's legs seemed to be slowing, and ease Jimmy back for 15+ minutes whilst not under pressure?

If still OK which we were, why not bring off Tarks, to rest his legs and bring on JO'B next to Seamus to help him out. This at the 80th minute and give him time on the 'real' grass.

Lastly, when he pulled off Ndiaye on the 83rd minute, play Lindstrøm who needs the minutes (he would have got 7+ mins) and he is more effective at keeping the pressure on Bournemouth; PLUS #10 is Lindstrøm's best position!

I know hindsight is 20/20 and all that, but Jezuuz on a bike Sean, why are you so fixated on an unchanging narrative that you don't know how to try and chase a draw or win from a losing position, and he just does not 'see' what is actually unfolding on the pitch!?

Does Stone or Woan not see the game any differently?

I suppose the story of Sean attending the Monday or Tuesday debriefs with KT and the sports stattos, being told what was good or bad, and then walking out and ignoring everything he has just been fed-back, must have more than a single element of truth to it?

The real kicker is, he (Sean) is still what is required at the club, i.e. stability and a calm head.

My reality is though, that we could not afford to pay him off due to a) the cost, and b) it narrows the gap in the PSR calculations too much, and finally c) have we a replacement lined up?

Until a takeover occurs, we are standing still...

Like they say in F1 all the time, if you stand still, in reality you're going backwards at an exponential rate of knots!!

Ian Edwards
93 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:22:18
I don't think I'll be able to put my thoughts in order and post an opinion until tomorrow. Bottle jobs.
Mark Ryan
94 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:22:48
Dyche made the wrong subs. Ndiaye and DCL should have stayed on. They were our threat. Bournemouth were bricking it and the team did okay today and you could sense their confidence growing but when they went off we started to panic, immediately. That is how Dyche has got to them. The players, like us, started thinking “ what is Disc Beard fucking up to.” All on Dyche. Sack him and re-set. Leave him in charge at our peril. We have a team to survive. We don’t have the right manager, simple as that
Mark Taylor
95 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:23:58
On reflection I think that is the lowest point in 55 years of watching Everton. Though I wouldn't rule out even lower ones in the next 6 months.
John Charles
96 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:24:54
Interestingly everyone in the park end around me wants him gone. Bar none.
But defo some positives today from Ilman/ Tim / DCL
Pete Neilson
97 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:25:32
Stunning ineptitude Dyche. Like for like subs but using vastly inferior players. Would an extra 10 minutes have mattered with an international break? Even so the way we’ve collapsed in all three league games is pitiful.
Oliver Molloy
98 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:25:48
Nydiaya will be so fucking sick after his display.

All their goals came from crosses not being dealt with, what the fuck Pickford was doing for their third - who knows but defensively we were an absolute shambles.

When they scored their first, I think most Evertonians seen this coming.

We were under pressure and Dyche and the players should have "game managed" Bournemouth - no fucking clue, I'm fucking fed up and sick of it.

Dyche has to go lads.

Robert Williams
99 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:27:39
John Charles @65. I agree. Also seem to remember you could play a bit yourself?
Pat Kelly
100 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:27:57
New Club motto "Curl up Ndiaye"
Simon Harrison
101 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:28:29
Ernie [77]

"I'm not hearing again how this team can't play any football. It's the coaching, and it's the selection that does that."

You nailed it right there...

BUT, IF Sean does go, when and how? No money, no leadership, still too close to the PSR line, no clue...

I mean, then you have the flipside Sean and Co have gone; then who comes in?

I'm not saying there isn't anybody out there, but who can we afford and who would want to come? (unless it is for a pension top-up or pay-day bonanza?)

I would really like to see what Corberan at WBA would do here, but, he just signed Holgate, so I need to see how he uses him, before I'd ask him here...

Richard Nelson
102 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:29:36
..has anyone at the club, the authority to sack him..?
Ernie Baywood
103 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:30:15
Simon, this isn't hindsight.

I called it in play and I'm sure I wasn't alone.

The game wasn't won and he put it back in the balance. Garner, Dixon and Lindstrom were very obvious subs. The one thing he couldn't do was sub Doucoure in for Ndiaye. Even Doucoure into the midfield would have been better.

We desperately needed those points. We needed some confidence. It wasn't the time to revert to the crap we are so used to under Dyche.

But "there's no money". But "I deal in reality". Bullshit. Dyche has successfully set the expectations so incredibly low that he can't fail in some people's eyes. He's a conman. We pay midtable wages - you can play some kind of football with the players that we have.

Pat Kelly
104 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:31:35
We can't afford to sack Dyche unless he takes a haircut
Kieran Kinsella
105 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:32:14
Coleman after the game "we need to look at ourselves in the mirror." No you don't Coleman because your efforts are not in question. The problem is that if we asked Peter Reid or Neville Southall to play they probably would and would give their all but they like you are past it and cannot physically perform any more at this level. The problem is that someone in authority should have found a replacement for you specifically some years ago. Ditto, Young and Gueye. Most of the rest are useless though and maybe they can smash their heads into the mirror.
Andrew Merrick
106 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:32:47
There are words out there ;
But I can't find the right ones,
Help
Dave Williams
107 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:33:26
Eerily reminiscent of the West Ham defeat when we were two up and Martinez brought on Niasse.
Bad substitutions, failure to shore it up with O’ brien, poor defending yet again. We need Jarrod back quickly.
Derek Knox
108 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:33:34
Charles @ 87, " Next door's cat would be an improvement on Dyche "

Don't tell me it's a Ginger one !

Nah, couldn't be any worse than the Ginger Jodrell Banker !

Colin Glassar
109 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:33:46
The biggest surrender since the fall of Singapore. Dyche is our General Percival.
Dave Evans
110 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:35:39
They bring on five fresh legs. Dyche takes off our main attacking threats and leaves on the gasping Seamus and Gana, who didn't even have a foul left in them. Then tells everybody to get back.
3-2 was unbelievable but 2-2 almost inevitable.
Lynn Maher
111 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:36:46
Dyche has not accepted any responsibility for today's debacle. He never does. Unbelievable. His substitutions today were woeful.
Scott Hamilton
112 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:36:49
We’re so poor it’s embarrassing.
Pete Ellingham
113 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:37:54
Numb, I am, like everyone on here, am completely numb! Our players really didn’t deserve that, I thought it was one of the best performances in years- Bournemouth didn’t deserve the win, the gloating they will now do. We were and are better than them but we just lack the professionalism to close out a game. So much I want to say but just can articulate it. Gutted!
Ernie Baywood
114 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:39:54
Lynn, he says he can't put his finger on it.

He can stick his finger where the sun don't shine.

Craig James
116 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:40:30
The disappointing thing us that u honestly believe most people saw this coming after the 1st goal.

Yes the players have to manage the game out but this was all down to dyche imho.

No need to bring ndiaye or dcl off but fresh legs in middle and first sub should have been jake O'brien for gana and switched to a 451 and bring on Dixon for seamus and lindstrom for Harrison but no, someone chose not too and for an ex defender that is criminal.

I and most will appreciate what he has done for the club past 2 seasons but time to get rid and bring someone like Potter or Moyes or even some young up ans coming coach as if we stick with dyche sure as eggs are eggs we will get relegated.

Try and enjoy what we have left of your weekend fellow blues 💙

Si Cooper
117 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:41:01
Just seen his presser and no suggestion he could have helped his players ‘see the game through’ by using his substitutes.
Bloke has no common sense if he thinks just barking exhortations at players is going to be as effective as some fresh and motivated legs.
Andrea Jacobs
118 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:42:52
Dyche was rubbing his face constantly and looked really shaky and nervous on the touchline from about 82 mins, when it was completely comfortable. There was no threat from them whatsoever!!
He was scared of winning, scared of losing, same thing. Same outcome. A fucking loser. The thing he was so worried about happened…but HE made it happen!!!
He didn’t need to intervene, we were cruising. He created the danger through his face rubbing anxiety.
10 goals conceded in 3 games.

It’s all about him, he made the end of the game about him. He’s a small minded. Thatcher loving, myopic bell-piece.

Paul Hewitt
119 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:43:03
Put Dyche and his clowns on gardening leave till the end of the season. Go and get a manager that knows how to manager. This squad is NOT relegation material. But with Dyche in charge it is.
Dan Nulty
120 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:43:07
If he has said he can't put his finger on it and not taken responsibility he can do one. Leaving Coleman, Keane on and not bringing Garner and O'brien on for fresh legs in defence. Taking off our outlet in N'Diaye, leaving Mcneil on. I've defended him a lot after keeping his up and steering us through the last two seasons but he hasn't got a clue how to see out games or make changes. Absolute joke. He needs to apologise.
Peter Moore
121 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:43:43
It's like we are being punished for crimes we did not commit. The lads bossed it, 2 nil up, they had had zero efforts on target, we had had 8.
Then, Ndiaye off and Doucoure on.
How much Dyche must wish he could turn back the clock.
But, should that have led to the dramatic sitting back that called them on to us??
A shambles 😫
Stu Gre
122 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:43:49
Again, just get rid of Dyche. 9 lost points worse than PSR. Know I'm a broken record, but how much more do we have to take of his incompetence...?
Andrea Jacobs
123 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:45:51
Question is, who watches the Watchmen? …Alan Moore knows the score..who firefights the Firefighter? We’ve gone as low as we can go, manger wise. Harry Potter might be the maverick solution we need.
Jack Convery
124 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:46:46
The Bournemouth manager told his players, these don't know how to win !!!!!!
David Reed
125 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:47:46
"We conceded one and then threw it away. I can't put my finger on it right now."
Dyche's latest comment, answers on a postcard to him everyone.
Ian Edwards
126 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:48:00
Dyche has said he could smell it after their first goal. He did fuck all about it the useless prick.
Lynn Maher
127 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:48:02
Ernie@114. 😁
Richard Nelson
128 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:48:25
..don't just blame the Manager...what about those 2 idiots Moan & Groan whispering in his ear..!
Jeff Spiers
129 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:51:29
Danny #76. Do you really think 10 wins will keep us up?
Andrea Jacobs
130 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:55:25
Seems so obvious it’s hardly worth mentioning, the subs he should of made.
Even if it was just Lindstrom for McNeil or Harrison, we’d have won 3 or 4-0.
The momentum was completely with us.
Even Lampard would of done that, and I thought he was the worst manager we’ve ever had.
But no, Dyche is the worst in-game manager in our History. The biggest tosser we’ve ever had in the dugout.
And I include FSW, he brought home The Florida Cup at least.
Colin Glassar
131 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:56:12
“unfuckingbelievable, Jeff”. Once again, Dyche outwitted by a young, 21st century manager. His Old Corinthians football was even dated in the 80’s. He hasn’t developed or progressed as a manager.

80 minutes of flowing football probably left him in a tizz and Barney and Fred Flinstone next to him don’t help either.

Jeff Spiers
132 Posted 31/08/2024 at 17:58:34
A letter for the next manager. Dear Sir, where the fuck are you ?
Andrea Jacobs
133 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:00:41
Why was he so anxious at 2-0?
I’m guessing it’s because he’s a weak, fake alpha male ‘leader’ who is not used to winning comfortably and it makes him anxious and uncomfortable.
Absolute Prick.
Steve Brown
134 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:01:55
We are the first club in Premier League history to have lost a game when holding a two-goal advantage in the 87th minute.

Just another historic day at Everton.

Colin Glassar
135 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:04:16
Tons of young, talented managers in Europe chomping at the bit to get a job in the premier league and we are stuck with Fred Flinstone.

We have some good players who just need to be coached better and have a manager who’s tactically astute and flexible.

Simon Harrison
136 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:04:32
Ernie B.

I meant hindsight as in my opinion as a view from myself. Yes, in game as usual Harrison (who had his best game this season) had run his legs off, Gana was puffed as per (but he put his all in and age is no friend to an EPL player), Seamus was Seamus and his legs were going (Iirc didn't their first goal goal come from their left our right?), and Tarks was starting to look laboured and was slowing (he's obviously still carrying a niggle)

With Jack and Seamus both blowing, maybe a double switch of Garner for Jack and Roman for Seamus?

Gana, if Jimmy G wasn't going on the RW then swap them out or put Doucs in there.

Then play Jake O'B for 10 minutes and rest Tarks and let his injury settle. Keane up until the first goal was playing fairly well I thought and I think between him and Seamus could have coached Jake IF Seamus stayed on.

Anyway, as you say Ernie, we could see it, and I never played football past Saturday League; and I don't have access to stats and get paid a few quid for doing the management job... Pretty much like thousands of over Toffee's; if we can see it, then why can't Sean Ian and Steve?

I'm glad I've just put a fresh pot (of tea) on!

Ian Bennett
137 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:06:13
Zero game management.

Keep possession, draw the fouls, kill the game. Go 5 at the back if you need to.

An easy three points thrown away. Takes off our main threat, when it was obvious that mcneil was contributing little, tim iroegbunam was done.

Put obrien on for the weird sub, and added Garner on to maintain possession.


Instead we are done on our feet, playing aimless balls to beto. Losing our shape with Gana bombing on. Piss poor defending for the goals, but it could all have been helped if that wooden manager could of reacted to their FIVE SUBS.

Will Mabon
138 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:07:41
Terrible by Dyche.

Putting aside the unsurprisingly poor substitutions, one has to wonder how a manager engenders such fear, confusion and fragility into a team that they can completely fall apart this way.

It's like he engineered it.

He reminds me of such as Mick McCarthy, to whom negative, dull, industrial football is overtly worn like a badge of pride and strutted like it's the peak of professionalism.

This today, was a fucking disgrace. The epitome of how not to operate a team.

Shane Corcoran
139 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:08:03
3-0 with a largely experienced team on the pitch, the players should be able to see the game out, despite what changes Dyche may have made
Jerome Shields
140 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:08:24
Jerome Shields
141 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:08:24
Can't really understand the substitutions caused Everton to lose shape and exposed the right and left back to balls played behind them.Af
Frank Fearns
142 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:09:03
Jeff 129 according to Matt Warnock's article Dyche works on 9 wins and 9 draws to stay up?! Worth a read.
If anything to go by today not a dog's chance.
Mark Andrews
143 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:09:49
Week after week the comments are full of 'sack Dyche', without explaining who's going to sack him? Moshiri is trying to sell the club, so he won't sack him. We're a rudderless club, the sooner it's sold, the sooner we can sort out this mess.
In other news, Dyche has signed David Blunkett as his new defensive coach. Dyche said, 'We need someone with experience of holding on to a lead.'

. if you don't laugh etc

Steve Crago
144 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:11:08
I've been an Evertonian since 1969. This is so bad, l have to disassociate myself from this lot, these pathetic performances are shortening my life.
Andrea Jacobs
145 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:11:27
Exactly,
Five subs is a part of the game now, just another thing that’s passed him by.
Using them or reacting to them, he does neither. He’s an incompetent in-game Manager. The apologists have gone very quiet. This is awful.
We don’t want this, we just want Dyche out.
Jerome Shields
146 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:12:20
After the ball played beyond the full back once with success . It was allowed to happen again and again.Dyche sticking with his tactics, but the midfielder like for like did not exist.
Will Mabon
147 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:14:17
Steve @ 134 - that's awful. "Thanks" for sharing.
Simon Harrison
148 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:14:56
Steve [134]

At least we can't say that under Dyche the records don't get broken all the time!

Largest ever PSR points deduction in EPL history (later amended to second largest and not Sean's fault, but under his watch)

Longest ever winless run in the EPL and second longest in a 145 year history. (Longest, 14 games, 1937)

Only team to lose by 3 or more goals and lose first two games in EPL history.

Now, as Steve above says;

"We are the first club in Premier League history to have lost a game when holding a two-goal advantage in the 87th minute."

Got smile Sean. you are a serial Record Breaker...

Barry Rathbone
149 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:16:00
A cracking example of why demanding substitutions is not the answer some seem to think.
Andrea Jacobs
150 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:19:43
If he would of said, ‘I’ve messed up there, that’s on me’ I’d be more confident that we’ll stay up. But, to act baffled by what happened. He’s either a deluded liar or completely incompetent.

The recipe for another gruelling relegation battle.

Allan Board
151 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:19:58
You never take player's off who are cruising the opposition. Certainly not when you desperately need a win to kick start your team. You also don't keep picking old has beens, who can't defend even adequately, or whose legs have gone. This is wholly on Dyche,who ballsed this up because of his absolute negative attitude to football. Its engrained in him to
be ultra cautious- you have to have NERVE to let your player's be creative and attack minded- once in front he immediately looks to protect - does he never want to really bury the opposition? If he hasn't got that in him- he is in the wrong bloody profession. Bournemouth should of been dispatched 4 or 5 nil today until he fucked it up by taking his best player's off and leaving the old has beens on till the end( Coleman and Keane are finished defensively and too slow anyway) Dixon and O'brien should of started. Keane can be handy as a sub striker to throw on late if you are chasing a game only.
Their coach went for it at 2-0 down,he could see who was tiring for us and fully exploited it- top man. Quite frankly, Dyche just stood there thinking the game was won, unable to see what Bournemouths coaches had. And, his two bloody coaches didn't see it either. The players played well today,only to be let down by an outdated, visionless trio, who think football is still a 12 man game,full of cliques and mates rates. Modern Football is now an all inclusive ethic, with no room for sentiment. Its an out from me on Dyche and his mates,because these younger lads can play so much better than his coaching is allowing. He will probably keep this team up, but expect the same shit next season- that is not acceptable for Everton purely because of its ridiculously loyal fans and what this club has always stood for. Youth and a modern coach please, and hold your NERVE.
Simon Harrison
152 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:21:42
Jerome [146]

I bet the thought process of our manager was as follows;

First time it happens... [SD] "They got lucky there..."

Second time it happens... [SD] "That's a bit of a coincidence, haven't we just seen that?"

Third time... [SD] "Why can't the players sort it out! They've got bags of EPL experience and are Dyche-fit after all! Bl00dy idiot players..!"

An abstract and tragic lesson in PeePoor ingame-management!

Maybe the only good thing to come from all this, the FA may use this game as a training aid for their coaching courses in how not to manage a game..?

Simon Harrison
153 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:25:28
Barry [149]

"A cracking example of why demanding substitutions is not the answer some seem to think."

Oh, I don't know, maybe how about making substitutions where and when needed, rather than pulling off your two main attackers, one of whom is the best player who still had legs and was still causing Bournemouth problems in the 83rd minute...

I am for calling out people who 'demand' detrimental suggestions for subs, but... come on Barry, you've got to acknowledge that today Sean blundered, or panicked or maybe both?

Jerome Shields
154 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:25:33
I don't think Dyche went into defensive mode.Defensive players where playing deeper and substitutions were needs. What Dyche did was to go gung ho with Doucoure and left the defence more exposed.

Totally fucked up.

Ajay Gopal
155 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:30:01
Let me try to put a positive spin on this. Yes, today is one of the low points of me supporting Everton from my sofa in Bangalore. But I reminded myself that 2 seasons ago, we won arguably the most important 3-2 comeback in our history. This was bad and I can only sympathise with the 36,000 fans who were at Goodison Park today, and that too in our last season at the Old Lady. But imagine how the players, Sean Dyche (yes), and the staff must be feeling. But, for 87 minutes we bossed them, and there were some terrific performances by everyone. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing in the second half - some of the play was sublime. Okay, in hindsight, Dyche maybe could have made some subs, but it was the midfield that needed shoring up - but who do we have? Does he risk bringing on Garner in the last 5 mins after he has just come back from injury. Mangala was not an option, does he risk bringing on Armstrong or the light weight and still finding his feet Lindstrom? I am as frustrated as anyone here, and I don’t think I can go to any website or listen to any podcasts for the next few weeks. But, I hope we all recover from this and see better days ahead. Take care, fellow blues.
Colin Glassar
156 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:31:34
Dyche now saying “he could smell the fear” once Bournemouth pulled one back. Is that because he shit himself?

What’s all this with him and smells?

Derek Taylor
157 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:31:54
I'm off to the Freshy to see if Doddy can contact Davey. We need him desperately- to keep us in the Prem. Today's debacle would never have occurred under His game management. More later.

Barry Rathbone
158 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:32:59
Simon 153

You miss the point ie no substitution guarantees improvement or even continuation of the same it is a monumental gamble particularly with the squad we have.

Les Callan
159 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:33:28
Classic relegation form. Play opposition off the park and get beat. Luton did it repeatedly last season.
Stupid substitution of Ndyeye, best player on the pitch whilst we could all see that Tim was tiring. Bet Bournemouth manager couldn’t believe his luck.
Where do we go from here ?
Bill Fairfield
160 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:34:38
For 83 minutes this was the best Everton performance in a long time. The substitution of the quite brilliant Ndiaye seemed to signal that it was points in the bag, game over. The team took their foot off the gas and totally collapsed. It’s a tough time to be a blue alright. Think I’ll open that bottle of Jamo’s.
Paul Hewitt
161 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:34:43
Please don't give me this positive shit. FFS we just lost 3-2 at home, after leading with 3 minutes plus injury time left. Positive my arse.
Sean Turtle
162 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:35:14
Derek Taylor - can you translate that for the layfolk?
Sur Jo
163 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:35:22
Why replace N'Diaye??????? Why? Why? Why? Just to prove your stubbornness. Damn it Dyche. You are too stubborn. What are you trying to prove to us? Dyche can't stomach Kevin Thelwell and certainly can't listen to the fans!
Colin Glassar
164 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:38:53
Why does the long departed David Moyes name comes up after every defeat? Are people really so limited in their football knowledge that this man’s memory continues to linger amongst some on here?

He’s gone. He’s never coming back. He milked his luvvy boss for every penny he could get and then buggered off to Man U to please old whisky breath, his mentor.

There are so many progressive managers out there. Young and ambitious but some of you can’t see any further than that Neanderthal. For fucks sake, why not get fat Sam back as well?

Pete Neilson
165 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:42:06
Looking forward to Dyche’s next episode on Coaches’ Voice Masterclasses following his groundbreaking 442 class. They can keep the same vainglorious intro “Dyche looks back on the challenge facing his team, and how he masterminded such a shock result.”
Colin Glassar
166 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:46:33
At least we’ll be first on match of the day tonight.
Anthony Flack
167 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:46:34
Sat at Burtonwood … semi state of shock

Apologies if said already repeatedly

Dyche is a thick manager (that’s as kind as I can be)

…. bringing off the two players with 5 minutes to go who were stopping Bournemouth getting the ball was insanity

No game management

Cowardly capitulation

Mike Price
168 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:46:51
My second grandson was born in Canada at 1:30pm, my son, wearing an Everton shirt, sent me a photo of baby and parents. At 2-0 I was thinking maybe a change of luck, by the end I’m begging him to not make the new arrival an Evertonian.

Kevin Edward
169 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:52:21
Wow! It takes something special to be able to lose a 2:0 lead and the game in the space of 10 mins.
100% on the manager this one.
Now, we all know that fresh legs coming on will up the ante on older tired legs, and; you need to keep the ball, even players lacking quality, just don’t give procession away, it can be practiced in training, and; if theres a 6’6 centre half available for 10 mins then get him on the pitch to mitigate any arial bombardment.
So why didn’t Dyche manage this properly?
Because he’s out of his depth, we might survive the drop but dreams of mid-table obscurity can be forgotten.
We have to hope that some of the new signings really step up, and Branthwaite is a diamond again when he returns. The manager it seems is comfortable scrapping at the bottom of the table, and has just shown all the credentials required (again).
We badly need a leader on the pitch.
Simon Harrison
170 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:54:48
Barry R,

I agree that at the moment he has a newly assembled (in the main) squad with several players injured, some players with age reducing their previous skills and abilities, and a couple of U21 graduates.

In that context, he is locked in between a rock and hard place.

Agreed, in order for him to make a substitution he has to have either faith in the sub to be able to match the on-field players performance, or recognise that a player is too fatigued to contribute, or lastly a player is not performing to his (Sean's) standard.

Based on the bench today and those points outlined above (NB Those aren't every point a sub should be made e.g. a tactical change is required etc etc)

In my personal opinion, as a highly experienced manager with bags of EPL experience and knowledge, years of a playing career, and having a former England International as part of his coaching staff in Woan and Stone, do they actually add anything to the in-game management; or does Sean go it alone?

One thing I don't notice much, but I don't attend live matches, is does he have a fitness coach monitoring the players stats telling him, that 'so and so' is either pooped or OK, is it even part of his decision making process or does he rely on his eyes and nose to decide who or whom to sub?

I just feel he doesn't trust the bench, nor does he seek scientific and professional assistance during a game.

OK, his job, his neck and his decision, but... come on Sean in this day and age there are so many in game indicators and metrics that he should know from the players training what he can do with the bench.

As I said five years ago (on these pages), when I watched the first day training video re BMI and Body Fat testing, Everton are stuck in the 80's for fitness techniques and measurements.

I've no great expectation that anything has changed and that what was once state of the art at Finch Farm hasn't been kept up to date due to the club's financial constraints.

This in turn means that the players are not prepared enough for the ever changing and progressing demands of the EPL.

Q.E.D. See the last two season's starts...

Sam Hoare
171 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:55:04
Everton find (relatively) new ways to ruin my weekend and break records.

Football is unpredictable of course but surely Dyche of all managers should know how to protect a two goal lead with 3 minutes to go.

Terribly damaging result to take into the international break. Dyche needs to turn it around sharply but Villa away will be very tough and pointless after 4 games is a bad look.

Si Cooper
172 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:58:45
Barry, of course there is an element of gambling with any substitution but that can equally apply to not making substitutions when you are thinking about fatigue at the end of games.
I think today the manager did have the options to lessen the likelihood of fatigue being a big factor at the end of the game, didn’t take them and we have paid the price.
Serious misjudgement in my opinion and worrying that it didn’t seem to be on his mind when he did his post-match interview.
It would be really interesting to see the average number of substitutes each manager makes. The weak bench argument shouldn’t hold sway when you are still getting players up to full fitness / looking to protect players from over-use.
John Davies
173 Posted 31/08/2024 at 18:59:27
Just heard more of Dyche's bullshit summing up the performance of his players today. Kept on about "smelling" the game and how they have to deal with that. WTF is he on about? Some of the garbage he spouts is laughable but not in the amusing sense. Maybe it's something to do with him always tugging on the end of his nose during games. Horrible, arrogant, intransigent, out of his depth, blameless, out of date, up his own arse, delusional idiot. You'll probably have guessed by now I'm not his biggest fan. Just get him gone.
Dave Abrahams
174 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:02:21
There is no defending the manager from this unbelievable loss, some players were knackered well before Bournemouth started their comeback, most of the crowd could see that but the man who makes the decisions didn’t, bleedin’ incredible.
Tony Heron
175 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:04:38
Mike at 168 somethings are more important than football, in fact most things are more important than football. Congratulations on the birth of your new grandson.
Barry Rathbone
176 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:05:59
Simon 170

"In that context, he is locked in between a rock and hard place."

And that's the top and bottom of it Dyche lacks game changers anywhere in the squad. We still rely on aged full backs who wouldn't get a game anywhere else in the premiership and in that context substitutions (always a gamble) are even more dangerous here.

Trouble is for those venting it is the answer, the holy grail this "game management" caper is as easy as making some subs. Today has shown that to be bollocks

Simon Harrison
177 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:06:24
Dave A, I know you know Sean personally; do you, in your opinion, feel that the pressure around the club (I.e. the off-field issues we all know about) is having some affect on Sean's managerial abilities.

At times, from what I've seen watching the games on the TV he is currently mostly showing exasperation, or confusion, and today, even anxiety in a winning position?

He wasn't doing this last season?

Maybe his contract position and the club's ownership position are finally getting to him?

I'd respect your thoughts on the matter.

Good wishes Dave

Simon Harrison
178 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:07:51
Si [172]

Simply put, I agree wholeheartedly.

Bill Hawker
179 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:08:28
Moshiri is fiddling while Everton burns.
Simon Harrison
180 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:09:13
Mike [168]

Many congrats on the birth of the Grand-son. I hope Mother and Baby are healthy and well, and that Dad is coping too...

Good wishes Mike.

Pat Kelly
181 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:11:24
The nature of this defeat could be very damaging to the players' psyche in future games. I thought we'd lost the nervousness, fear and tendency to collapse. It's now back.

Dyche undermined the team and let them down with his disastrous in-game mismagement. And he puts the sole blame on the team. It's never his fault.

Paul Tran
182 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:12:07
A few issues here. When we played in the their half, with a bit of pace, creating space with a bit of movement, we looked a half decent team that missed the chances to finish off the game. We know this group of players can play.

If you take off the one player that frightened the opposition and the one player who can hold the ball up, you make it harder to play in their half.

If you stick with two midfielders who are palpably tiring, they're going to retreat and end up playing in our half.

Something is clearly wrong with our defending and I don't believe it's just down to Branthwaite's absence.

Dyche is entitled to expect players to manage the game better. We're entitled to ask why he made it harder for them.

Nobody's really running this club at the moment. Nobody's holding the team management accountable. If there was, there'd be a few people losing their jobs tonight.

Mike Price
183 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:14:12
Thanks Tony👍🥂 Having a great day despite Everton!
Ian Wilkins
184 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:14:19
That was bizarre. For most of that game we played reasonably well, albeit against an ordinary Bournemouth side.
At 2-0 Bournemouth completely changed their system playing a back three, with fresh pacey wingers, overlapping fullbacks and targeted our full backs.
We could have moved to counter this, extra defender, or covering midfield players, but we didn’t. We took off our two biggest threats, Douc added nothing, the ball kept coming back off Beto. We didn’t change our system, just weakened the existing one.
We were out manoeuvred, their changes, our failure to adapt, the rest is history.
Soren Moyer
185 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:14:30
I repeat myself again. Any expansive, forward thinking manager, even from lower divisions, can do a much better job with our current squad than this clueless, gutless charlatan!
Have we forgotten his 15 game winless streak last season?
Get rid. He is a con.
David West
186 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:15:43
I'm not one to defend Dyche, yes he has to take some responsibility, but 2-0 up 3 mins left. Whoever is on that pitch should be capable of seeing out that match!!! SIMPLE !!
We should have been playing in our slippers them last 10 mins.
They barely had a sniff until the last 10.

You can't give Dyche shit for going defensive when in the lead, like many in here have in the past, then give him shot for not going defensive today.

The players, particularly the back 4 and gana need to take responsibility. It's their job, see out the game, knock it round, waste time, draw fouls and yeah just hoof it away.

I'm absolutely baffled.
Dyche could and should have made more changes, they had more energy at the end and it told.
He can't blame this on no money to spend !


David West
187 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:15:43
I'm not one to defend Dyche, yes he has to take some responsibility, but 2-0 up 3 mins left. Whoever is on that pitch should be capable of seeing out that match!!! SIMPLE !!
We should have been playing in our slippers them last 10 mins.
They barely had a sniff until the last 10.

You can't give Dyche shit for going defensive when in the lead, like many in here have in the past, then give him shot for not going defensive today.

The players, particularly the back 4 and gana need to take responsibility. It's their job, see out the game, knock it round, waste time, draw fouls and yeah just hoof it away.

I'm absolutely baffled.
Dyche could and should have made more changes, they had more energy at the end and it told.
He can't blame this on no money to spend !


David West
188 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:15:43
I'm not one to defend Dyche, yes he has to take some responsibility, but 2-0 up 3 mins left. Whoever is on that pitch should be capable of seeing out that match!!! SIMPLE !!
We should have been playing in our slippers them last 10 mins.
They barely had a sniff until the last 10.

You can't give Dyche shit for going defensive when in the lead, like many in here have in the past, then give him shot for not going defensive today.

The players, particularly the back 4 and gana need to take responsibility. It's their job, see out the game, knock it round, waste time, draw fouls and yeah just hoof it away.

I'm absolutely baffled.
Dyche could and should have made more changes, they had more energy at the end and it told.
He can't blame this on no money to spend !


Jimmy Carr
189 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:22:40
Oh dear. Time for the 'sack the manager' panto. Give it a rest. Which idiot would want to come to Everton? We've had an awful start to the season and the players also need to take some responsibility. Dyche is no magician but he's no fool either. The situation will not change until we get new owners. Replacing the manager at this stage won't change anything, and it isn't gonna happen anyway.

Change the record, it's getting boring.

Kieran Kinsella
190 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:23:34
Forget Moyes, bring back Billy Bingham.

He may be dead but, if the players walked in the dressing room and saw his decaying remains, it would spark some kind of reaction.

Si Cooper
191 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:25:14
David W,

I'd have a go at rebuffing your post except you very successfully do it yourself in your last paragraph.

Barry is giving it the ‘Only I can truly see' treatment again.

Barry Rathbone
192 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:32:15
Si 172,

"Barry, of course there is an element of gambling with any substitution"

So it can't be the simple answer many seem to think. Well done for catching up.

Ray Robinson
193 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:36:17
As bad as I feel tonight, I take some consolation from the fact that it could be worse. I

Imagine being a Leicester fan after Maddison chipped that vital penalty into Pickford's hands in the season we stayed up at their expense! But you can't help feeling depressed tonight.

Dyche made a catastrophic decision to take Ndiaye off. He alone was capable of keeping Bournemouth on the back foot. We had no outlet after he and Calvert-Lewin were taken off.

Si Cooper
194 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:37:35
Jimmy (189),

I'm not saying sack the manager but I am (now) very worried that his ‘distrust' of using ‘unproven' players is excessive and too restrictive.

Care to respond to that or are you happy just to stick labels on other posters?

Rob Halligan
195 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:39:14
Two great goals today to set us on our way to our first points of the season.

Bournemouth were never in the game and they can be thankful the score wasn't 6-0 or 7-0. Bring on the Villa!

Mihir Ambardekar
196 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:43:05
Totally embarrassing. We are a laughing stock.

I don't understand why are we not substituting enough when we have players on the bench. So many players tired and just gave up at the end.

Total lack of professionalism and sense of game management. You don't need a manager to teach you how to see out a game which you are winning.

Are the fans ever going to feel proud or just live in the past? Rock bottom today as a fan!

Si Cooper
197 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:47:18
Barry (192), what about the rest of my post? You know, the bit about it being a risk hoping your 9 unchanged plus 2 fresh players out-last the oppositions 6 plus 5.

Any sport changes massively from the players point of view when the amount of substitutions grows.

I don’t think Dyche (or you) has yet fully factored that into his risk assessment.

Jimmy Carr
198 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:48:31
Si (194), <>I would never claim Dyche to be an innovative, inspiring manager. However, it's embarrassing reading posts saying 'Get him gone now' and offering no idea about who will replace him or how they expect some mythical new manager to do any better at this utter hellhole of a football club.

How obvious does it need to be? We need the ownership issue resolved first. You could bring Carlo Ancelotti back and I doubt he'd do much better than Dyche with this squad. (Okay, I wouldn't've expected him to lose that game from 2-0 up today.)

Dyche's reliance on his old stagers is irritating to say the least, but for 80-odd minutes we played well today, that was also down to Dyche.

The lack of balance amongst the negative posters here is a bit of a joke. Have a moan by all means, but be realistic for fuck's sake.

Christy Ring
199 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:49:30
Still seething, and I definitely blame Dyche.

Why take off Ndiaye and Calvert-Lewin, who were coasting, but Doucoure and Beto coming on didn't make sense. Coleman and Gueye were knackered, as was Tarkowski. O'Brien, Dixon right-back, and Garner to shore up midfield.

The Bournemouth manager definitely outsmarted Dyche. Instead of sitting pretty in the table, we're rock bottom because of Sean.

James Bradshaw
200 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:50:40
The manager is the only one to blame here – his game management was terrible today.

Coleman, Iroegbunam and Harrison were fucked and he couldn't see it. He replaces the best two players we had on the pitch who didn't look tired and put Doucoure as a Number 10 again when he's useless there and not a threat.

James Garner should have been brought on to tighten and keep hold of the ball. He won't bring McNeil off – as if putting him back on the wing is gonna offer you anything – he's useless there and better as the 10.

There is talk that Dyche doesn't see O'Brien being better than Keane; if that is the case, why buy him? But for a defence to concede 10 goals in 3 games… something isn't right.

Shaun Parker
201 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:50:41
Surely the players need to take accountability for this. 2-0 with 87 mins gone, for fuck's sake, just do the basics and see the game out. Hard to heap the blame on Dyche for this one.

However, we still need him out.

Potter or Carsley anyone?

Peter Hodgson
202 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:50:43
I haven't read all the posts on this thread as I haven't got the strength. This, below, may have been mentioned before. Apologies if that is the case.

There must be somewhere a publication called Game Management or something like that. The manager should seek it out as a matter of some urgency following that performance this afternoon. He should read it diligently and learn it off by heart.

He should then get his team (if you can call them that) together (whilst he has still got a team) and make sure that they are as familiar with every word as he is as there is absolutely no excuse in this world for the dismal capitulation we saw from them in such a short space of time.

To be honest, it wasn't unexpected though. We have seen signs of it coming in previous matches; however, it was particularly galling to see it after we had started and performed well in the second half until the substitutions were made. Why make them as there was no need to do so?

I think he has done a decent job in difficult circumstances since he started… but today he deserves all the crap that will be thrown his way.

Barry Rathbone
203 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:51:31
Si @197,

Your point falls down for the obvious reason you can see how the existing players are performing; with subs, you have no idea till they get on.

In that respect, the risk is clearly higher.

Mark Ryan
204 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:53:16
He needs sacking. He is clueless. In a few days time and even now we have people saying "It is the players blah blah."

What a load of bollocks. That team were in full control today by playing for each other. As the game progressed, they started to believe in each other and found a way.

Dyche utterly fucked the momentum. He walked into a party and quite simply turned off the stereo and got his banjo out.

He is damaging the confidence of these players. Get Potter now. I don't want to read in a few days time about how Dyche deserves this or he has done really well or the usual diatribe of "He was handed a terrible hand."

He came to us with eyes wide open. He needs sacking asap. Not the players… him!

Billy Shears
205 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:53:27
We also have no fucking leadership on the pitch either.

I've thought for a while either Coleman or Tarkowski are shit Captains – simply not vocal enough and are too weak with either teammates and referees as well.

Jack Convery
206 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:56:00
I notice Lyndon and Danny are yet to post their match reviews.

I'm assuming they are still speechless and in total shock.

Robert Williams
207 Posted 31/08/2024 at 19:57:56
A positive from today's fiasco – I believe Calvert-Lewin will stay and sign a new contract.

Did you see his face today he was smiling all over, none of that dour hang-dog look. I think he may have found the answer to his supply line problem. Now he has so many options, it is up to him to get on the end of them and put them in the onion bag.

I also believe that the fans' tribute to Super Kev will also have left an impression on this fellow centre-forward. I think he will stay for his own accolades.

Mark Murphy
208 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:01:34
I'm sat here fluctuating between morose and absolutely combustible and then I read this:

“Dyche utterly fucked the momentum. He walked into a party and quite simply turned off the stereo and got his banjo out.”

Take a bow, Mark, that sums today's last 10 minutes in a nutshell and made me laugh so loud it's cheered me up!

Substitute 'dick' for 'banjo' and it still couldn't be funnier.
Brilliant mate – take a bow!

As for the team – fcuk em! Until next week, natch…

Si Cooper
209 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:02:08
“Just do the basics and see the game out.”

Shaun (201), have you played the game? Do you recognise the terms ‘fatigue' or ‘gassed'?

Any sports player will understand that, when you hit your physical limits, even the basics become beyond you.

Same to Peter Hodgson. The answer was no subs at all?
Is this when people talk about their wages as if it should guarantee they are undefeatable?

Phil Smith
210 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:05:24
We needed to make subs, Peter, but sooner. Taking off our best player on the day meant we had no one to play through the middle. As soon as Ndiaye came off was totally lost momentum.

Doucouré is done. He did nothing after coming on. Bournemouth had 5 subs on before we made 1. We looked tired on 80 minutes and they started to run us off the park with their fresh legs.

He could have made a bunch of substitutions to break up their momentum and taken the sting out of the game, lifting the crowd by bringing on the other 2 new boys. He didn't because he has no balls.

All the goals coming down Coleman's side. He can't do 90 minutes. Fresh legs should have come on when it was still 2-0. Totally threw that away. On another day we win that comfortably with better game management.

Jimmy Carr
211 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:07:01
Mark (204),

Potter couldn't tie his shoelaces at Chelsea. So how long do you think he'd last at Everton in this atmosphere?

Have a word with yourself, mate.

Jim Bennings
212 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:07:49
For me, this is the game that's finally sunken Dyche's ship.

It doesn't even shock me anymore though.

Spineless bunch that runs right throughout this football club.

Sean Turtle
213 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:10:04
Potter's turned us down before.

Long before we had sunk this low.

Si Cooper
214 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:11:06
Barry (203), my point was about fatigue.

Are you honestly saying no-one can predict who is more likely to be over-run due to fatigue in the last 10 minutes of a 90-minutes-plus game; the guy who has been on from the start or the replacement who came on with 10 minutes to go?

It's not rocket science.

Colin Glassar
215 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:12:54
Maybe it's time for Thewell to take Dyche behind the shed, grab him by the lapels and give him a piece of his mind, eg:

“Listen, you baldy twat, I'm getting you all these young players and all you do is play your fucking OAPs every game. Either you give these kids a go or I'm going to rip off your hairy balls and feed them to my dog!! Now get out of my sight, you ginger fuck!”

Andy Crooks
216 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:12:56
I guess being Evertonians should steel us for days like this but I can't recall such a kick in the teeth as today.

Of course there's blame for the players but this one is down to the coach. He had options and yet again got it wrong.

He is devoid of humility which, for me, is a huge shortcoming in anyone with limited ability.

Christy Ring
217 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:12:59
Sadly, we looked really good today, even McNeil at 10 was impressive and Ndiaye on the wing great.

Then, as I said earlier, to take him off and move McNeil back to the left, completely lost, and putting Doucoure at No 10, where he was shite in the first two games… unbelievable!

Still numb over Dyche's subs, he could even have brought Lindstrøm on with pace for Harrison, but listening to Dyche after the game, definitely not down to him – embarrassing.

Mark Ryan
218 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:17:19
Mark @ 208, yours is funnier. I'm sat here like a fecking boiling kettle that won't turn off. I just think he cannot see the game as we see it.

I watched the game and was really captivated at how they grew into the game and I'm thinking to myself "Well, we have this lot, Mangala, Lindstrøm, potentially Dele (if we ever see him)… Broja after Xmas; we are going to be okay."

And then Dyche gets his dick out, as you say. Get rid of him and we'll be okay. We no longer need his shit football. We have some actual players now. I'm glad it cheered you up but I'm sat here seething with the Disc Beard and his other sidekicks.

Les Moorcroft
219 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:17:39
I think the walls are closing in on him. But who has the balls to sack him?

Surely his contract will not be that much to pay him off.

Jim Bennings
220 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:17:52
Just 4 wins in the last 24 league games, stretching back to 16 December last year.

Let that record sink in.

If that was Frank Lampard, then he'd have been absolutely crucified.

Paul Ferry
221 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:18:49
I think that I've heard it all now. Game management and substitutions, apparently, make no difference. Substitutions are too risky and dangerous. I'm too unhappy to laugh but that's a cracker for the ages.

Yet, the irony in this particular game is that an argument could be made that the one thing the three hard boiled eggs should have done was nothing.

But they took our best player off and a few minutes later Bournemouth had their first shot on target and the rest is a damning indictment of an utter cretin who does not even have the decency or dignity to accept even part of the blame/responsibility in his post-match gravel growl. Is there a less inspiring manager in English league footy today?

Thing is, he's bollocking the players after the game and each one of them is probably thinking this is down to you and your pitiful game management.

He would of course have been rightfully fired at some point in that long winless drought but there is no clear leadership to do that. And this is still the case today. Moshiri is only interested in off-field things now. He is the bookies favourite to be the first Premier League manager to be sacked but in reality he should be at 500/1 until we get a new owner.

Never, ever, in my five decades of supporting us have I seen a more inept manager when it comes to game management and substitutions – I've just moved him above Walker after today.

Is there a remote chance that he might go over the break? That might be like searching desperately for a drop of water when the Sahara is at its most arid and unforgiving.

Paul Hewitt
222 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:18:54
Si @299,

That's where a top manager steps in and sorts the problem out. He did nothing.

Rob Halligan
223 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:21:51
Ok, so nobody is going to ask me have I lost my marbles, re post # 195.

But right now, as earlier on when leaving the stadium, or in the pub afterwards, we thought Nah, we never lost that game. 2-0 up after 87 minutes, totally wiped the floor with Bournemouth, they were lucky it wasn't 6-0 or 7-0, and their fans on the way home thinking "Phew, we got off lightly there, only losing 2-0."

Their manager made five substitutions, more in hope than expectation, while ours took off our best player in Ndiaye, who was causing them all kinds of problems, and Calvert-Lewin, who could have carried on running all night, and again, was a threat to their goal.

But no, the likes of Seamus, McNeil and Harrison were almost literally on their knees, almost begging to be brought off for fresh legs which without a doubt would have helped us see the game out, in a game we were coasting.

I've yet to see any of their goals on TV, but from what I've been told, the two centre-backs, Keane and Tarkowski, should have done a lot better than just watching their attackers get on the end of crosses to score, crosses which were created as a result of poor defending, and could without doubt have been prevented with fresh legs.

I doubt we will play better this season, than we did for 87 minutes today. You couldn't fault any player, until an absolutely catastrophic last 3 minutes plus 6 minutes of added time threw the game away, a game which as I say, we were coasting, had wiped the floor with Bournemouth, and they couldn't have complained if it had been 6 or 7.

Christmas definitely came early for them.

Stu Gre
224 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:22:31
Whatever happened to managers doing the decent thing and resigning?

Total tosser, out of his depth.

Derek Knox
225 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:24:40
I've almost simmered down enough to comment, like most of us, having watched a pretty turgid first half, from both sides I may add. Second half started a lot brighter and when you felt we were in the ascendancy, the most inane and ill-timed substitutions were made.

It was like the 'elixir of life' to Bournemouth, not to us, and it gave them a lift and us a downer. Dyche can make all the excuses, and blame the players, but hasn't he got the nous and balls to admit it was him, and him alone who was the architect of our capitulation?

I am almost speechless to suggest where we go from here!

Paul Ferry
226 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:25:26
Andy Crooks 216:

"He is devoid of humility which, for me, is a huge shortcoming in anyone with limited ability."

That, Andy, is the most important but chilling comment. The gormless Tory twat really does believe that he has nothing to learn and no one to learn from.

Dave Abrahams
227 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:26:18
Simon (177), No I don't know Sean Dyche personally, it is my son Tony who knows him.

For what's worth, it seemed obvious that some players were tiring pretty badly and some subs were needed to steady the team. They were on the bench but Dyche didn't see the necessity of using them or maybe trusting them to take the heat out of Bournemouth's attacking changes.

I thought the changes he did make certainly took the heat out of Everton's momentum after those changes and cost Everton an important win.

Billy Shears
228 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:26:55
If we simply proceed with Dyche's auld arses, then we will remain rooted at the bottom of the Premier League table.

Put Dyche on gardening leave and bring in Bainsey to bring on the young lads and the new signings and watch us climb the table!

Sean Kearns
229 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:26:55
Teams are being told to just cross it into our box because Jordan doesn't come for anything. Like when they used to play short corners because we were shit at that…

Also, Beto has the worst first touch in the squad, but comes on when we need to keep the ball and hold it up.

Sitting back with O'Brien and a back 5 would have been better but managers bow to naive fans who want good passing football.

Arnez Desmond
230 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:29:29
I said it last season and I've said it this season... Sean Dyche needs to go and we need to get in David Moyes!

Dyche does not know game management. He had exhausted 30+ defenders and midfielders at the 75-minute mark and he made 1 out of 5 changes in the 80-minute mark... Beto for Calvert-Lewin.

I would have changed Coleman for Dixon, Keane for O'Brien, Gueye for Doucouré, Harrison for Lindstrøm and McNeil for Garner instead of Beto for Calvert-Lewin.

Did anyone hear his comments after the game? Instead of taking responsibility, he blamed the players. Dyche killed us by not using the subs.

Unbelievable, total rubbish! I hope Moshiri takes action now and gives the new manager (hopefully Moyes) the 2 weeks to get some work done with the players before the next game at Aston Villa.

John Graham
231 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:31:46
At 2-0, take off the best attacking threat and bring on an average player with no specific skills. Then sit back and let them score.

Then take off our centre-forward, who was having one of his better games, and bring on Beto, who struggles every game, and sit back further as they attack, knowing we are no longer an attacking threat.

Poor manager, poor decisions, poor game management, poor substitutions and very poor excuses. He needs to go and a manager with an attacking mindset need to be brought in.

Paul Ferry
232 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:32:13
Rob (H),

Tim made his poor mistakes after our best player was subbed and gusto and shape fell apart. He should have been subbed after his second big error. He was exhausted, along with the three you mention.

Sadly, the third goal was down to Seamus (imo). That cross should never have been allowed but Seamus did not close him down and he had all the space in the world. Nor did Pickford cover himself in glory when the cross got into the box.

Keep an eye on Mykolenko for some of the goals (sadly). But you're right, awful defending in the middle. I sort of expect that from Keane but not from Tarkowski until the last three games, although he wasn't great shakes in the second half of last season.

Mark Murphy
233 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:32:37
I agree, Sean.

Their first goal was a cross well inside the 6-yard box and Pickford watched it across him.

Makes me fume how he doesn't command even his 6-yard box.

Paul Ferry
234 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:36:15
Billy (229), Leighton, sadly, is not the answer, unless he has gone through a series of self-assertion courses.

He wouldn't say boo to a goose: remember "I agree, Kev, you take it, here's the ball mate."

Mark Murphy
235 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:40:20
The worst of this is that, for 87 minutes, I actually thought we'd turned a corner and looked a fucking good team.

Then Dyche changed it. Fuck him off now.

Paul Hewitt
236 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:47:14
My wife asked me earlier why do I let it affect me when we lose? I didn't have an answer really.

Logically it's just a sport, but I'm absolutely bloody gutted today. Going to take a while to recover to be honest. I must be bloody mad.

Paul Ferry
237 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:49:07
It's heartbreaking, PH.

Do you think that Dyche is suffering as much as you?

Kunal Desai
238 Posted 31/08/2024 at 20:57:19
I think someone mentioned above, are the off-field issues now getting to Dyche?

Perhaps he knows that a takeover is closer than expected and perhaps he'll no longer be the manager for much longer and therefore just going through the motions until he gets that pay-off.

Brent Stephens
239 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:00:39
So shocked, I can only read a few of the above posts, after merely scanning through the match report.

A stunning performance from Ndiaye; Goodison Park was rocking with applause on his substitution (no gripes from the fans for that).

If he was fucked, then the momentum of the game was surely going to change with Doucouré coming on – unable to pose a threat as great as Ndiaye nor able to get a tackle in like Ndiaye.

That sub had to be Garner for the defensive ability, to help protect the back four?

Tommy Carter
240 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:07:27
Dychey knows best…
Andrea Jacobs
241 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:14:20
I'm getting bored of the people getting bored about wanting Dyche out, come up with a new angle for your lazy, lame attempts at being the voice of reason, or just scroll by.

Dyche out! Replaced by..? Not my job. Just get Dyche out now, in this International break. Get him the fuck out.

Bill Gall
242 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:19:36
I have posted it a couple of times that I believed that S.Dyche was on borrowed time, and each game he makes it easier and easier.
This game under his strange management tactics proves that he is not the manager that will keep us in the premier. The problem that Everton now face is they may not have the finances to pay him off, and what they can offer a new manager.
Today's game showed what the players at his disposable are capable of when set up correctly, it also showed how a winning game manager can change that with incorrect substitutions.
No matter what he spouted after the game, he would get more respect if he held up his hand and said sorry as manager I have to take responsibility for the loss today.
The Names Like Moyes and Potter keep cropping up, but I believe a more younger progressive type manager who wants to prove himself at a higher level would be better.
Moshiri you have destroyed this club, sell up and see if we can get an owner who is interested in getting a proud founder member Football Club, Everton F.C.,back into a responsible position, and not just first making a profit from his investment. Profits come with success, and that means having a manager who wants success, not just being known for helping clubs from relegation fears.


Paul Ferry
243 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:21:03
Brent mate: "A stunning performance from Ndiaye; Goodison Park was rocking with applause on his substitution (no gripes from the fans for that)"

In the moment euphoria, happiness, joyous surprise, blessed relief Brent. That, sadly, is why we have post-mortems and that sub was a catastrophic mistake by Dyche and his stooges (even more so in the light of failures to make the right subs: i.e. the knackered ones).

Alternatively, why make subs at all when all is going well?

Steve Hogan
244 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:26:22
I sit in the Main Stand just on a level with the Park End goal. At the end of the game, Mykelenko looked as if he'd been in a car crash. Asleep for the first Bournemouth goal, unaware of the forward behind him, and then targeted by the pacy Bournemouth wingers, he was done every time.

Apparently the 'ginger one' didn't see fit to replace him at any stage, despite O'Brien and Garner on the bench. Gross gross mismanagement, in a game we were dominating. I could see it, 36,000 others could see it unfold in a horror show of the last 10 minutes. But not the 'master tactician.

Brent Stephens
245 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:27:28
Paul, my gripe is actually with the nature of the substitution - a poor replacement (as also in DCL's case), that weakened us offensively and defensively. If Ndiaye was to be subbed, it should never have been Doucoure.
Paul Ferry
247 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:32:55
Agree Brent. Garner could have helped and Mylo was struggling before that first sub and he arguably - sadly - had a hand in two of their goals. Coleman was exhausted and was not able to close their lad down for the third and Dixon - even Young - never left the bench.

Dyche did everything wrong and I will not be able to watch his presser until later with wine, though I hear that he did not shed a molecule of humility.

Paul Hewitt
248 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:33:34
Andrea@ 241. I don't see the problem fans wanting Dyche out, the loss today was totally on him. Yes the players take a big part of the blame, there collapse was unforgivable. The the subs from Dyche where mindboggling. To take off our two most attacking and threatening players, while the Likes of Coleman and Tim were offering nothing at that point is ridiculous. Bournemouth put five subs on and looked much fresher. It would have only took Dyche to take Coleman and Tim off, and replace with Dixon and Garner for us too see the game out. Who replaces Dyche?. That's not my problem, we have a DOF for that.
Mick O'Malley
249 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:38:15
Andrea at various spot on, I've said it since the minute he walked through the door, he is an shit manager and a an absolute prick of a man, I absolutely despise him, and for anyone saying whod Come here, we pay some of the best wages for a manager, a young and up and coming manager would jump at the chance to manage us especially with BMD next season, its not up to the fans to suggest who we should get before anyone asks but it's clear as day this gobshite and his sidekicks aren't upto the job
Mark Murphy
250 Posted 31/08/2024 at 21:58:09
Paul (H)
At least we’ve got Saints to cheer us up eh??
Ohh, errrr
Fcuk!
Simon Harrison
251 Posted 31/08/2024 at 22:04:41
Dave A [227]

Cheers for the reply Dave. Sorry, I thought it was you who knew Sean. I've also noticed that Tony hasn't been on here yet (from what I can I see) I take it that he hasn't handled this latest well, and who can blame him, nor would he be alone...

I personally don't know what to think about Sean's mindset?

Maybe he was expecting to be rewarded rather than with just the £3.5m bonus for keeping us up two seasons ago after Fab Frank the Lamp (He's bright don'tya know!)

Then, despite the odds, the predictions and the points deductions, he kept us up last season and with a point adjusted 12th place!
Maybe he thought he deserved a contract extension, or new contract?

Maybe he was hoping new ownership would come in, and he could show them the level of work and improved performance, and looked forward to working in a more stable environment and maybe with a little more money going forward?

Who really knows why he seems to have become less 'optimistic' about these matches? Remember the rallying call after Chelsea away last season?

This year, Brighton, and it's the fans fault for demoralising and booing the players (Though the latter point maybe that it was him being booed for bringing Holgate on for Harrison?)

My last point, maybe just maybe has seen all the Social media and forum chat about time for change; "Thanks Sean now off you jog, we, The Fans, (<- which might explain his defensiveness in the pressers and PM interviews) would like some more progressive and someone with fresh, modern tactics".

Well maybe, just maybe, he might think;

"What a load of ungrateful b'tards. You've just had your best point adjusted finish since Ancelotti! Yes, we had a bad run, and yes I'm pragmatic and defensively minded, but... with no money, no real board and an absent owner, just what do you want me to do?"

I'm just being the 10th man here, or Devil's advocate.

Whichever side of the Sean Fence you're on (Should he stay or should he go, if he stays there will be trouble, if he goes it may be double?) YOU have to realise this below;

The Club is a loss making operation before interest repayments are calculated into our PL column.

We have an absentee owner.

We aren't broke, but we need our limited and reducing cash reserves to finish paying for a massive Capex project... BMD.

We are realistically selling our better players to get in squad players, yet despite all this KT who gets no end of criticism from most corners, manages to keep the squad relatively together, and we only lost Onana from our stable of four marquee names. (The others being Pickford, Branners and DCL)

As Rob Tressell and Sam Hoare keep telling us (NB No complaints here gentlemen) The squad in terms of value and quality is going backwards (well quality wise until this window I think)

People complain that we've spent money on JO'B and brought in an injured Broja!!

Well again, maybe KT knows that a deal has been made for one more year from Branners for a move of his choice next season, which is why it is a good idea to get Jake in now rather than next season, and hope he hits the ground running after Keane leaves on a free and Branners goes for hopefully, £50+m plus add-ons.

As for, Broja... might there be a swap deal in place with Chelsea?

Say AB's loan buy-out price is £30m as quoted. Well, maybe we've agreed to rehab Broja at Chelsea's cost, and DCL will join them next season, or even in January? We get between £15-20m for DCL so only pay £10-15m for AB... Better than getting circa £10m for DCL in January, or worse, let him go for nothing next July isn't it?

These boards are so reactionary some time, or worse over-judgemental.

It is always feast or famine... We have 35 games left, an improving squad, and three injured players to come back to add to the squad.

Now is a time for some serious 'critical thought' from everybody.

I personally would Like KT to have a closed door chat with Sean, IW and SS. One-to-ones initially, and then a group chat.

Then I'd like KT to 'speak' or communicate directly to Moshiri and find out just what the plan is in case of a) a takeover or b) no takeover.

This then needs communicating where necessary.

The 1st team performance is sadly blinding us all to the good work being done on the Academy and juniors side.

Apologies, back to old habits re length of post.

Good wishes


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