Embarrassing For Football

Match Report: Norwich City (H)

Paul Traill 24/11/2012 37comments  |  Jump to last
With Ritchie and Gaz, for the first time in years, both attending today, I was hopeful of a lift and was thus looking forward to a few beers before the game. As it transpired, Ritchie couldnt make it and Gaz decided to meet us there. I really couldnt be bothered driving but having glanced at the weather forecast I didnt quite fancy navigating home via public transport with all that rainfall so I reluctantly drove, picking up Ste and Gary on-route.

We caught up with Gaz in the pub and it was great to see the mad Welshman. Hes a mate from my days as a scholar in university and we all became good mates with Gaz going the match from the 2004-05 season up until 2008 when recession hit and he was unable to make the match anymore it will be nice to see more of him throughout the season.

We caught the team news in the pub and were all a bit surprised with the line-up. With injuries and suspension taking its toll on our modest squad, the team was somewhat patched up. Jagielka filling in at right back, Oviedo made his first league start on the left, and Hitzlsperger continued in the middle. A look at the substitutes bench really highlighted the limitations of the squad with the returning Hibbert and Jan Mucha the only senior players on the substitutes bench. Norwich featured ex-Evertonian John Ruddy in goal and at the other end of the pitch their giant striker Grant Holt.

It was Retro Day at Goodison Park with a 1980s style match program, a replica of the old Pink Echo complimentary, old-styled black and white player photos and even Billy Butler reading out the line-ups pre-kick off. Everton won the toss and attacked the Park End in the first half. The referee, if you can call him one, was Mike Jones I hope to not see him again in the near future

So retro was the theme and this seemed to transmit onto the pitch for both teams in what was very much a kick and rush sort of game. It was truly dreadful throughout and I was pleading for the full time whistle long, long before Norwich pounced upon yet more slack defending from Everton to steal a point from this one.

It was a nervy opening to the game with the Goodison crowd rather flat. Osman got himself into a good shooting position but his shot was tame and straight at Ruddy but that was about it in the first few minutes though Everton slowly got a grip on things and it was Osmans ball out to Oviedo which ultimately put Everton ahead. Osmans ball was well cushioned by Oviedo whilst Whitaker slept. The Costa Rican then played a nice ball into Naismith who finished comfortably to put the Blues ahead.

We did quite well for the next 20 minutes or so, generally playing the game in Norwichs half and Osman had another opportunity though again shot tamely when he ought to have done better. Norwich slowly got themselves back into the game whilst Evertons defending boarded on suicidal at times. Two openings in particular for Norwich could have resulted in goals, one when Holt carried the ball through a few challenges and rasped well wide, the other when Bassong may have done better with a header I think from a corner.

Even in the first half, the referee was doing his best to spoil things making a big deal out of apparent pushing and shoving in the box when we had a corner and then blowing up for a free kick the second the ball was played in; and then at the other end penalizing Baines for an obstruction possibly (it was hard to tell) and then realizing hed called it incorrectly and blowing for a free kick to Everton once the ball was played into the box for an non-existent foul. Even early in the game he was making a deal out of things for which there was no need to, though there was worse to come in the second half

Oh no, the second half. What a shambles that was. Overall, it made quite a mockery of the beautiful game that is football and was quite an embarrassment to the sport in my opinion. We were awful; Norwich, though deserving of a point were equally so even if they did begin to show some ambition and the referee... well, I dont want to see him ever again. He was truly useless.

Moyes was arguably as useless today, however. With an hour gone in the game ,it was hopelessly apparent to us and most likely everyone else present that things needed changing. Naismith was doing a lot of running around but little else whilst the game was just passing Hitzlsperger by. Someone with a calm head and the intelligence to use the ball more effectively was needed. Quite why Barkley was even called back from Sheffield Wednesday just to sit on the bench, when things are that bad on the pitch, I just dont know. He certainly couldnt have done any worse than what was happening on the pitch.

Instead, Norwich, seizing the initiative, replaced a midfielder (Hoolahan) with a striker (Morison) and put on another attacking player in Simeon Jackson to try and get something out of the game. Our response? Nothing... not until Norwich had equalized on 89 minutes anyway, Bassong somehow bundling a ball in from a deep free kick as Everton gift yet another ridiculous goal and throw away three points.

Quite how with three centre backs on the pitch we managed to concede from that position Im not sure but you somehow expected it. There was four minutes on the clock though we failed to make use of them and trudged of disappointed on full time. Yet more points dropped and 4th place now seems a laughable target in all truth... though had Naismith not crossed into oblivion when a simple pass to Jelavic was on, things could have been so much different. We were never going to score in the second half. John Ruddy was replaced by Mark Bunn with 10 minutes to go and we failed to even test him once.

The most frustrating thing about the match was of course Mike Jones however. I just couldnt fathom him. Hed get himself in such ludicrous situations that any other respected official just wouldnt have. The failure to control Norwich players positioning a supposed 10 yards from the ball when we had free kicks and corners was just incredible. He simply had no control over the game whatsoever and was a complete imbecile. Thats not why we lost the game (though apparently it was never a free kick which led to the Norwich goal). We lost due to tactical ineptness, an unbelievable tendency to concede last-minute goals in the most ridiculous of circumstances and injury and suspension to very key personnel.

Moving forward whilst looking backwards, thats a ridiculous five draws in seven games with only one win to show for it, and that one we had to pull through the grinder against Sunderland. Until we stop conceding insane goals thats not going to get any better. Thank God Hibbert appears to be on the way back as he can at least defend. Its over two months since we last kept a clean sheet and weve conceded 14 goals in nine games since then so the equation is simple, particularly as weve scored 15 goals in this period since our last shut out

Over to you Moyes, Stubbs and Weir. Weve really got to work on our defending particularly with Arsenal, Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspurs in our next three games.

Player Ratings:

Howard: A lot of callers on the Radio City phone in on the way home were criticizing Howard for his reluctance to come of his line, particularly so with the goal. Ill have to see it again as I was the other end of the pitch but when you think about it, you dont see him coming for an awful lot outside of his six yard box. He did make a smart save from a free kick in the second half however. Distribution not great. 5

Baines: Did well, showing his usual consistency. Hes really starting to wear his heart on his sleeve a lot more. I enjoyed the earful he gave Jelavic as he just wasnt showing anywhere near enough movement today. Unlucky not to score with a second-half burst and shot. 7

Distin: The better of the two centre backs which is hardly saying much. May be an area which needs to be looked at for next season. 5

Heitinga: Had a shocker. Was bullied everywhere by Holt. I think it would have been better putting Heitinga at right back and Jagielka in the middle. 4

Jagielka: Didnt quite look comfortable there. The sooner Hibberts back the better. 5

Hitzlsperger: Aside from giving away silly free kick, I really dont see what he offered to the team. Should have been subbed for Barkley on the hour mark as he wasnt contributing at all. Understandable given how long hes been injured of course, but he didnt impact on the game at all this afternoon. 4

Osman: One of the better players. Carried the ball well and used it well but failed badly in front of goal on three occasions when he should have done a lot better. Still, certainly one of the better ones. 7

Oviedo: My Man of the Match. I didnt like the look of him on his tough debut at Elland Road but I thought he was excellent today on both the left and the right. Hes a very lively player and was one of very few who could emerge with any credit from todays game. Nice assist for the goal also. 8

Naismith: Scored yes but I remain unconvinced by his ability as a Premier League player, personified entirely by his ridiculous cross for Jelavic in the second half. Needs time of course as hes back from a long, serious injury but I do worry he isnt making the grade, despite his endearing efforts. 5

Pienaar: Good in flashes but generally poor. He gave the ball away far too often and didnt combine with Baines nearly as effectively as he can do when he was stationed on the left in the second half. Needs to improve for sure. 5

Jelavic: Just didnt get in the game at all. You need more running from your front man in games like this and he failed to find space. A Jelavic firing on all cylinders would have gotten on the end of Osmans good ball in the second half and scored a typical poachers goal. He just wasnt finding the positions today and really needs to get his form back quickly as we have no one else who can realistically play there. 5

Vellios (for Naismith): Tried to make an impact, perhaps too hard as his passes were ultimately wayward. A very tough ask to come into that sort of game though. 5

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Paul Owens
1 Posted 24/11/2012 at 22:23:33
Disappointing. I do like Tim Howard but he's struggling this season.
Steve Browne
2 Posted 24/11/2012 at 23:19:33
I'm a 35-year-old with two kids with no connection to the city of Liverpool but for nearly 30 years my mood on a Saturday night and beyond is determined by my beloved boys in blue.

We've all seen some poor sides over last few years but the frustration of results v Newcastle (h), Fulham (a), Reading (a) and today are surely up there with the most frustrating of all time!

First time I've posted as my only therapy on a 'bad result' night is ToffeeWeb. I get the feeling the season will be classed as "What could have been"!

I never thought I'd be so frustrated at being 5th at end of November! Coyb! As everyone who reads this site knows, I feel numb!!
Ian Allaker
3 Posted 24/11/2012 at 23:32:15
Moyes is a brilliant manager but he really does have a huge blind spot when it comes to making substitutions when the team is winning or drawing. It is so infuriating that everyone in the stadium can see the tide is turning and the opposition are inevitably going to score if something isnt changed, but Moyes just doesnt seem to see it and be pro active to make a decisive decision.

He just allows the pressure to build and is left looking despondent to the wave after wave of attacks from the opposition. He will not take action unless it is forced upon him or we are losing. This has cost us far too many times. I just wish one of his right hand men would have the balls to step up and give Moyes a little nudge.
Eric Myles
4 Posted 25/11/2012 at 03:00:01
If only Moyes had made a substitution in the last minute to waste some time and disrupt their flow.... Oh, hang on?
Ian Bennett
5 Posted 25/11/2012 at 08:10:06
Eric - how would it have stopped the beautiful build up play of lumping it 40 yards into the box? You possibly could have brought Duffy on, but we already had 3 centre backs on who should have done a job.

Hindsight you would say bring Duffy on, as the hail Mary ball was going to be their most obvious threat with 4 minutes to go. Howard should of punched it having watched it again. Sating on the line cost us, with that crap foot shuffle that = goal.

Brent Stephens
6 Posted 25/11/2012 at 10:16:46
Ian, I think Eric is being sarcastic about comments on previous games, suggesting a sub should have come on very late on to disrupt the flow?? And he did make a very late sub y'day. The beef there, though, is going to be that it was far too late.
Winston Draper
7 Posted 25/11/2012 at 12:54:51
Why, if Hibbo was fit, didn't he play? I think they've looked at the Arsenal fixture and picked an inferior side for the Canaries. If so, they should feel ashamed. Not only should we be winning these, we should be cruising.

It feels as if some psychological barrier has gone up just as we start to look good. Whether that barrier is in the player's heads, or the back room staff, I don't know... but we are much better and not so thin on the ground this season yet seem to lack the belief or conviction to make it count.

Just look at the side, position for position, against any other Prem side and we are mostly superior (excepting Chelsea and Man City and their problem is with their respective managers) yet we are now looking at a mid table-ish finish. Shame, let's drop the "we're a poor struggler" persona and start to play like what we are a top class Premier League competitor.
Matthew Svatos
8 Posted 25/11/2012 at 13:45:38
Getting really tired of this every week. I live in Australia so I have to stay up until ridiculous o'clock every week just to watch the game and every week I wonder why I put myself through it.

It was so painfully obvious what needed doing on that field and it just wasn't done. Naismith had to come off well before he had and put Barkley on behind the striker. One of the useless 3 centre backs we had on had to be replaced with Duffy. And Hibbert should have come on well before the end so we actually had a recognised right back on the field for at least some time.

The game was a joke and we were lucky to draw in my opinion. If Moyes doesn't pick it up soon, a Chelsea may be in order.
Nathan Moore
10 Posted 25/11/2012 at 14:52:32
That is one of the worst "reviews" of a game I have ever read. About the only thing you got spot on was how useless Mike Jones was.

I rate you 1/10!

Paul Ferry
12 Posted 25/11/2012 at 18:08:01
I don't know what game you were at, Paul, but you got so much wrong here makes me think you did get a few jars down you after all. Thanks for the review but try and follow the match better next time... I do find all this 'Richie and Gaz' stuff that you chuck in to all your stuff quite tiresome if not a tad juvenile (reminds me of being 14 and excitedly meeting up with me mates to get the 30C to the match).

You could not be more wrong on Hitz. One of the shining lights of the 1st half who did two or three things with the ball like, remember, the smart ball to get the goal move in motion that are not even in Neville's songbook. Giving him 4 is nothing short of blind and outrageous.

Agree on Ovedio, but let's not forget that, like just about everyone else in blue, his 2nd half stint was a shadow of his 1st half.

Michael Kenrick
13 Posted 25/11/2012 at 18:19:49
Paul (#183) Lyndon made a good observation in his report that Moyes switched Oviedio from left to right, putting Pienaar back over there....

Whaddya think of them apples! Surely a big mistake... Oviedo has only looked any good playing on the left. Given the influence he was having early on, I wonder how crucial this decision was in the ultimate dropping of two more points.

Paul Ferry
14 Posted 25/11/2012 at 18:25:39
It's funny isn't it MK (186), Pienaar and Baines are as tight a duo we all seem to think as say Morecambe and Wise, Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques, or Renne and Renato, but, as you say, an element of the 2nd half cave-in was switching Oveido to the hallowed left side to the right, where he was a shadow of his first-half self.

Now was there any real need to switch things after a first half where we played some nice stuff, were ahead, and, quite frankly, not really threatened by the lame looking Canaries? (Reminds me a little of a couple of weeks ago when we were ahead, looking dandy, and with 2 mins to go, Moyses changed it and we all know what happened next).

I can only imagine Moyes chatting with Roundy, eager eyes on Roundy's drawings, thinking that we need to change something and why not reunite Pienaar and Baines. Well, it went wrong and yes, if put on the spot, Moyes needs to shoulder the blame for a few recent decisions that have contributed to us not winning games we were for a long while in charge of.

Franny Porter
15 Posted 25/11/2012 at 19:02:35
Paul Ferry 183. Don't fucking read it then.
Michael Winstanley
16 Posted 25/11/2012 at 20:55:12
I think we looked good against Norwich first half because they didn't try to get the ball back. As soon as they started pressing second half it was plain to see we can't pass the ball about if we're being harassed for it.
Baines and Oveido are the only players who stood out yesterday and I think it was a mistake by Moyes to move Oveido to the right as Peinaar was having a mare.
Moyes should clearly see we were by-passing midfield so why not bring Velios on?
All this would be irrelevant had Howard just come and caught the ball.
Paul Ferry
17 Posted 25/11/2012 at 21:31:34
Great stuff Franny (183), articulate, considerate, taking all views on board in empathetic ways, and, above all, polished and direct prose.

Listen, if PT decides to post his reviews then I have a right to say that I found this one (1) wrong and (2), like others in the genre, annoying for me at any rate with his so we got the bus, the tunnel was closed, mmmm chips for me today, stuff.

Just my view, like, but again I will say that I have nothing but admiration for your thoughtful, imaginative, intellectual, and poised response. Well done lad.

One last tip, before you grow up and have a family, make sure to take a few lessons in how to treat others including your own children. They're like driving lessons to give you some context, but don't involve driving cars.

Jamie Sweet
18 Posted 26/11/2012 at 00:23:41
Paul Ferry, I find it very churlish of you to have a dig at Paul Traills style of writing.

He takes the time to post a match report week in week out, and I personally find the added details regarding his build up to the game (as well as his player ratings) as an interesting point of difference to the other match reports.

Think you could do better? Well go for it, Toffeeweb is an open forum for anyone to post a match report if they wish.

Cant be bothered though I assume? Just easier to have a dig at someone who actually does like to take the time to keep us informed on the games (as well as other club functions I may add).

So, as Franny quite rightly stated if you dont like it, dont fucking read it. Or alternatively, just keep your discourteous thoughts to yourself.

Keep up the good work Mr Traill. Its much appreciated by everyone apart from the occasional idiot.

Stephen Sullivan
19 Posted 26/11/2012 at 00:22:02
Nathan Jones (sorry Moore) 153
Other than over-rating Osman I consider it a fair report.
Enjoy your reports so keep em' coming.
Paul Traill, Each to his own as they say. I enjoy PT's observations. Certainly no less that your "witty" contributions.....
"Pienaar and Baines are as tight a duo we all seem to think as say Morecambe and Wise, Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques, or Renne and Renato"
Funny that?
Stephen Sullivan
20 Posted 26/11/2012 at 00:49:40
Mathew (141)
spot on I say!
Sam Morrison
21 Posted 26/11/2012 at 10:38:28
I enjoy reading Paul's reports. They're about his day, yeah, but that's how they've always been and for those of us who spend our Saturday afternoons raking the lawn in Bristol and playing games with our kids (for instance) it gives it a bit of flavour.

There are plenty of other options on TW and elsewhere if you prefer a straightforward report.

Franny Porter
22 Posted 26/11/2012 at 13:34:27
Paul Ferry, thanks for the lecture 'lad'.

I could've spent much longer explaining that you where being a dick posting a critique of what is, a young lads report of his match day experience, but quite frankly I couldn't be arsed. Much like the way you can't be arsed typing up your own match reports.

So apologies if my response was too blunt for your liking, but you can always just read Jamie Sweets response, which says the same thing just more eloquently than mine.

Craig Walker
23 Posted 26/11/2012 at 13:55:56
There's one constant with Everton. They will always let you down when it matters. Us fans are desperate for success and try and gleam hope from the smallest of positive signals. I, again, got swept up with the euphoria that we could actually achieve something this season.

The fact is, we aren't good enough. We'll probably have a decent season and finish somewhere between 7th and 10th. Come January, our goal will be to finish above the RS again despite teams like Arsenal, Spurs, Newcastle, RS not being as good as they once were. That's what being an Evertonian is all about nowadays. Sad though it is. We need to wake up and accept that this is all Everton will be good for with the current regime.

From a few weeks back we've gone from lauding players to saying they are not good enough to wear the shirt. Last week, there was a thread about the Reading game. I went through and totalled up every player who was named by at least one contributer as not being good enough. It was utterly depressing. Only Baines and Fellaini were omitted.

The fact is, we are a decent team with a prudent manager. No more. No less. We'll have some results when we think we're getting back to where we belong. We'll have other weekends that are simply ruined by an abject performance. Different season. Same old story.

What's 'same old story' in latin, anyone?

Paul Ferry
24 Posted 26/11/2012 at 15:14:34
'Young lad'? I think you'll find that he's married. And I stick by all I said and pot calling kettle black? Listen, if you criticize someone for being churlish and discourteous, then it's not really a good thing is it to do exactly the same when you yourself put together some sort of reply. That's Rhetoric 101.

And I stick by all I said about the mistakes in the report and my view of its tenor and tone. Churlish? Childish? If you can't be arsed to write your own report then don't have a dig at someone who does.

Well, okay, retrospectively:

'I slipped out of bed in the cold weather at about 7:45am leaving the missus in bed. Getting excited as I put one foot in front of the other and went down the stairs. Grey skies outside and greying lawns, hope that's not an omen for the match.

Hmmmm eggs and muffins or smoked salmon bagels, but got the coffee beans ground first of course, mmm love that smell. Perhaps I might nip downtown to watch the match in the alehouse or will it be HD at home? Benny, Bobby, and Billy won't be there today so I'll stay put, it's 24F outside anyway. Shower before or after the match?

As I was walking into the garden to pick up the New York Times they throw it on the lawns over here my phone hummed and the team news came through. Pleased to see Hitz starting, I'm sure he'll play much better today than that Paul Trail fella will say. No Mirallas, that's a blow. Surely not Osman behind Jelly, ah no I see what's going on... That leather sofa needs to be replaced or upholstered.

Got me EFC CD so I can put on Z Cars at 8:56. Eggs sizzling nicely, coffee going down like a Stella on County Road. Buzzing. Everyone, well just me, talking excitedly about the right back slot."

[Do you really want me to go on with this???????]

Team texted through, better sit...

Andy Meighan
25 Posted 26/11/2012 at 16:34:41
Paul (#322) nice one.

Sarcastic bastard... but good though.
Phil Bellis
26 Posted 26/11/2012 at 17:22:50
Now, now, boys...play nice; personal perspectives are valued
Here's my go...

Woke up, got outa bed, dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up I...

Brent Stephens
27 Posted 26/11/2012 at 17:39:46
When I woke up this morning you were on my mind...
Paul Smith
28 Posted 26/11/2012 at 17:56:56
Gotta love Toffeeweb, its now a staple of mine.

Every morning after I have meditated for 30 minutes, I fire my lappy up and....

Jamie Barlow
29 Posted 26/11/2012 at 18:14:06
A day in the life of Phil Bellis.

I always pictured you as bald.

Barry Rathbone
30 Posted 26/11/2012 at 18:07:28
Here's my go:

Woke up, got outa bed, dragged a comb across my head, screamed..... baldy get!!

Ray Roche
31 Posted 26/11/2012 at 18:17:18
Paul Ferry @322

"pot calling kettle black"

There's enough problems regarding racism in football without you starting on kitchen implements.

Sam Hoare
32 Posted 26/11/2012 at 18:32:59
Paul Ferry, was quite enjoying your report. Think maybe you should start a regular column.
Paul Ferry
33 Posted 26/11/2012 at 18:27:20
Fair, Ray, fair....
Brendan McLaughlin
34 Posted 26/11/2012 at 18:17:37
Here's my report:

Woke up & eased my way gingerly out of bed carefully trying not to waken Cheryl or Nadine both of whom had a late night what with the concert and all.

Getting back from my 10k run I just had time to call my breakfast order to Chef Marco before jumping into a slightly cooler than expected pool. I had only managed forty lengths when my solitude was interrupted by the ringing of a distant telephone and the sound of hurried footsteps.

"Mr Mc, Mr Mc"...(it was Jeeves)..."It's a Mr Moyes wishing to discuss January's transfer strategy." "Coming Jeeves," I said just allowing myself a wry smile as the thought crossed my mind: "If only that baldy get Barry Rathbone could see this!"
Barry Rathbone
35 Posted 26/11/2012 at 18:58:19
Brendan, nice one.
Patrick Murphy
36 Posted 26/11/2012 at 19:04:32
Got up half an hour before I went to bed , told the grandchildren about Everton being Champions of England twice in three years , licked road with tongue ...Aye Bediah they'd never believe you....
Sam Morrison
37 Posted 26/11/2012 at 19:31:14
As long as there's people willing to write, there will be people willing to critique...
Paul Ferry
38 Posted 27/11/2012 at 16:01:25
Okay Sam (#342) Ill give you what you want and finish my match review and I write to silence my critics, you know who you are.

The egg yolk erupted over my mouth covering it in deep yellow, the colour of our opponents today I wondered if that meant something. Yoke rhymes with joke and I truly hope that we make the singing canaries look like a joke when 10-45/4-45 rolls around. I licked the crumbs from each side of the mouth, grateful once more that I do not have a beard to tache, like two-thirds of our starting eleven: for what its worth, I think that Ozzie wins the tache race, hands down, he has become more mature since his international call up.

Nine minutes to kick off and Im excited. Here we go, Here we go leaps out from my Bose iPod player; I smile as I think of the lads running down the stairs on Terry Wogans show bouncing balls, miming one of our greatest songs. I turn up the sound to drown out Mrs Ferrys post-coitus snoring. Thoughts flood back to last nights marathon sex bout and a particular piece of gymnastics sends shivers up and down my spine and my Terry Darracott starts to do its impression of a flagpole. I reach for my glove but its 8:56am; Z Cars time. The military beat of the opening drums sends me marching round by house like a gung-ho young Mussolini advocate. 8:58am, I dive on the sofa (leather) arms flapping and flailing like dickhead Howard flapping and flailing like a turd at a cross. TV comes on. I Love Lucy. Hmmm match/I Love Lucy, I Love Lucy/match? Coin toss. Match wins. Match starts. I immediately fall to sleep.

9:11am or so and I wake up. A roar. Get in. Nice one. Weve scored. Sadly your trusty match reporter isnt sure who scored. More ZZZZZZsss. Half-time, and all the talk here at Chez Ferry is about who the fuck scored. A plaintiff plea from above reminds me that her indoors wants her tea and runny boiled eggs with soldiers. Job done like a true blue trooper I flop on the sofa only to find that I have missed the first 8 minutes of the second half: would you Adam and Eve it, I chuckled to myself. The loud pip of the final whistle brought me out of the liminal twilight world between sleep and consciousness. Thoughts turned straight away to my conclusions and player ratings. Thus:

Howard twat turd unforgivable error for the 2nd penalty sort it out Moyes: 0.42

Jags great turn for the second goal otherwise??????: 1.38

Baines Mr Moyes he is not a stand in centre-half OKAY: 3.67

Distin who????: 1.22

Flying Dutchman your ship has sunk sir: 0.64

Hitz don't get me started on German clichs, what a gobshite: 9.23

Osman worth 1.0 for the tache alone: 1.0

Nayshit thought he had one of his better games, was everywhere, great first touch throughout looks very comfortable on the ball: 6.89

Costa Rica fella slow down on the coffee before the game son: 3.11

Peanuts MotM by a country mile, great to see him back to his old self again great link up play with Distin lovely shimmy for the 4th goal: 9.57

Jelavic Mrs Ferrys favourite, she wants to hump him big style and called me Jelly in bed last night at a sensitive moment on a sensitive spot: 0.23

Anichebe the ref had no option but to give him a straight red after that quite frankly unEvertonlike attempted murder on Colin Suggett 22,456 people saw it with their own eyes: -4.17

Neville sub not used God/Allah be praised.

All round a satisfactory day at the races, I thought. Bring on the Baggies on Wednesday, Ill be there on the sofa at 2:00pm


Jamie Sweet
39 Posted 28/11/2012 at 01:21:09
Taxi for Mr Ferry...

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