''I've never won at Anfield because Everton don't get refereeing decisions,'' laments Moyes

If a player is off-form or tired (Pienaar, Osman), rest him for a player on the bench (Oviedo, Barkley, Junior) instead of moaning about your small squad that has 25 players in it. Especially this year when our injuries have been kept to a minimum by Everton standards.

If your right winger is injured, replace him with a winger, not a forward. So that means Oviedo coming in for that 2-3 month period while Mirallas was hurt. Not Naismith.

If you're having trouble scoring goals, maybe put Mirallas at striker, seeing as he scored 20 goals in 25 games at forward for Olympiakos. Or try Vellios. Or try McAleny. Or try playing Naismith and Jelavic up top like Rangers.

Maybe if you've got a defender giving away countless goals to the opposition (Heitinga), try putting in a young, talented defender like Duffy. Moyes doesn't try to do anything new.

I could understand if he exhausted his options and we were in the position we're in now. That would be a sign that he'd done his best and there was nothing we could do. But he does the same shit every game, and then whines about everything we can't control rather than altering his approach to the game. Go fuck off to Germany and keep some other club in purgatory.

Isn't Oviedo supposed to be Baines replacement at left back?

Or even Clive Thomas and Collina didn't influence our results?