Report: Niasse arrested on suspicion of assault

Never fit, not good enough, doesn't look like a footballer and basically if we can get someone from anywhere to pay even half of what we were mad enough to spend on him then I think we have got to take it and just put this aside as a Martinez mistake not an Everton one.

The whole deal smacked of something untoward but I doubt we will ever find out just what.

You couldn't make it up could you. Feck me.

I saw him a few times over in the Russian league and if he can show the same energy levels and enthusiasm he did for Lokomotiv then I can see him becoming something of a crowd favourite, given time".

Please take the piss. Self-flagellation will no longer suffice. Best insult wins a prize.

Legally, this would almost certainly mean we can get out of the contract and dismiss him summarily if he's ever charged and convicted, which of course he may not be.

I think this may have already happened.....Martinez,Jones,Reeves,Lawrence....pay not just docked ; ))

We spend a bit of money, he comes to England to live in Manc with his bird. Goes out partying a bit too much and cannot get fit. Club try to brush it under the carpet in the hope he sorts himself out soon, but he ends up getting arrested...

There again it might not be that and I'm way off

However, it appears he has no footballing ability whatsoever.

This transfer gets more questionable by the day. 4 months to get fit; looks lost when he is on the pitch, third most expensive signing in our history! Something amiss here!

But looks like he didn't take Martinez sacking well. Now he knows he has no chance of getting in the team.

Never thought I'd ever say that but I have. Yes, indeed.... 'Longstanding wrist injury'.

The guy won player of the year in Russia; isn't the population quite big there? Give him a pre season for fucks sake.

Best teams in any sport move on from losses fast. Fail quickly.

The bloke isn't up to it, and until we're proved otherwise, I think everyone has every right to call him a lemon. So I will - Oumar Niasse is a lemon. There, I said it.

A Snr Martinez has since been arrested for wasting police time.

If he does come up before a judge he'll need to tell him he has 13.5 million other offences to take into account.

This had panic buy written all over it anyway. I think I recall journalists and others in the know saying we paid at least twice his value, and that was before it took 3 months for his wrist to heal up enough where he could run. What a freaking joke!

Andros Townsend: £12 mill. Scoring goals for fun; just called up to England squad .... Ah, well!

Done..

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That may have led to the late escalation in the fee. Pure speculation, of course, but must go down as the all-time biggest con perpetrated on our club.

No, no chance and there's every chance the new manager will say the same thing.

"On yer bike lad"

Shots on target 1 v 1 No of arrests

How do you feel things have gone Oumar?

Please 1-2 things that went well.
Please 25 things that could be even better.

Dubious skill and ability and now of dubious temperment.

Cut our losses now we will recuperate some with wages saved.

By way of illustration, in 2015 Ramadan began on June 18th, this year it begins on June 7th and next year it begins on May 27th.
Note that these are the dates for Ramadan in the UK.

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So it is not correct to assume that the majority of Ramadan always occurs during football's traditional pre-season period of July to mid-August. For example, this year Ramadan runs from June 7th to July 7th, so a slight overlap with the start of pre-season. Next year it runs from May 27th to June 26th, so no overlap at all with the start of pre-season.

He would not be the manager just someone behind a window seat.

He could have been a very good player for us and on what I have seen so far cannot be compared to Niasse.

Perhaps this goes some way to explaining his fucked arm ?

Someone wrote on T/W, the other week, that this transfer should be looked at for money laundering. Its definitely got me thinking, especially the prudent way we have usually operated, under this regime.

Maybe a parting gift for the magician?

He wasn't scouted, and I believe all those involved in the transfer no longer appear to be employees. As Niasse is so shit, I'm not divulging earth-shattering confidences here. The rest of our discussion is not for public consumption.