Premier League — Matchweek 29 & League Cup Final

Rob, can you paint 'fuck Salah' on a pyramid please mate.

Oh aye mate, and get nicked for life! 😂😂😂

Skunks started well...

The referee will soon put a stop to that.

Diplomatic incident, complete with mug shots and a "Free the Everton One" written all over that one if Rob completes the task!!

Quick question: I know that supporters often mimic their own version of others' songs and chants, but why do the likes of Arsenal and Villa, two clubs I respect, follow the Kopites with that Allez song?

Why have the RS morons started twirling their stupid scarves above their heads? Does it mean something?

RS started their deliberatel tactic of pulling and pushing opposition players. Getting away with it mostly as usual.

Checking flight details, Liam.

Liam, they and others have been doing it more recently.

Just don't stoop to that, Evertonians. Everton the gear. The originals.

The pulling and pushing interpretation of the rule is frustrating me more than offside lately. I watched Match of the Day this morning. If it's in the box, no penalty. Outside, sometimes it's given but not always, even when it's obvious.

Van Shite sends Harvey Barnes flying in the area with an off the ball challenge. Fucking gobshite.

Bolton U21’s to be the opposition in the next test event.

Loved those Bolton aways late70s - the semi final and the 2 New Years Day games.

Konate is climbing all over the back of Joelinton, and ends up on the top of him on the floor, so why was that not a free kick?

Get iiiiinnnnn!

Get burned

GET IN, I suppose

🙊

If Newcastle win this we will never hear the end of it.

Would never want the RS to win a final, irrespective of the opposition.

Newcastle want this more. Liverpool look much like they did this time last season, knackered and almost as though their race is run.

Luckily for them they have an unassailable lead at the top of the league because they do look like they are running on empty.

FA Cup and league, but I remember January 1988 when we seemed to play Sheffield Wednesday every week Paul, including a very early start on the Amberline coach from Speke on New Year's Day to cross the Snake Pass.

Listening to the ITV commentators, I don't know what's worse. Their adoration of Liverpool or the gushing over Newcastle.

Carragher's face at half-time, wasp swallowed...

Wow! Super header.

Skunks in front!

I'm watching an absolute shite film on Netflix called “The Electric State”.

It's hilariously bad but no way I'm watching the league cup final between those two.

Whenever I work in Newcastle, I have a cracking time. Couldn't give a toss about the arguments on social media. I'm gkad they're beating them.

Paul, were you at that Bolton game on New Years Day that was abandoned at half time?

Very bizarre KFC Chicken advert...

At least it's original.

It was MK. I thought I was tripping.

Great goal

I was, PT. Was that the one where Reidy got crocked or was it the other one?

Fucking yeeeessss… 2-0. And anyone but anyone on here who doesn’t want Newcastle to win seriously needs to give their bumps a feel!

Crap week for the RS ha ha 😝

If only Arsenal could have kept the pressure on, who knows.

Love to see 4 or 5 nil.

Can't say I'm enthusiastic about the barcodes winning a trophy. If they batter them by four or five then that might make it palatable.

I'd rather see a Waffen SS 11, managed by Trump with Harold Shipman up top, win than the shite!
KAGS

'... give their bumps a feel!'???????

It was a quadruple two months ago, then a treble, then a double, and now . 😂🤣🤣😅😂😂😂

Joelinton MOM?

Jeff Dahmer in the #10 Mark?

Don't care who wins as long as the Sons of Sauron lose.

Fred West was a RS fan

You never heard that expression, Paul? Basically means need your head examining.

The average house price was 2064 quid when the skunks last won something domestic. Last time an English gaffer won a domestic was 2008.

I can see the jammy RS getting back into this.

C'mon skunks. One more will wrap this up.

I haven't mate. Did you learn that when you were working in Warrington was it?

I just checked on the BA site; your captain on the flight tomorrow is a skunk.

Has Salah touched the ball?

And we all sing along to “The wheels on the bus come off in March” 😂😂😂

🙊🙊

Yes, Paul. Reidy broke his leg. The terraces were as slippy as the pitch. They got the gate money, then abandoned it at half time.

Shush, Paul Shush!!!

The shite hard-boiled egg getting schooled by our blue Eddie.

How good has Joelinton been?

I remember that I was down the side that day, PT, not behind a goal. It was a fecking foul and freezing day.

That Tonali is some player as well.

There was a bloke brushing the lines on the pitch for the whole first half. There was no way that match should have gone ahead.

Can't they be given a penalty at least? This is scandalous.

Great skunk starting midfield PT, better than theirs.

Dear God, I just thought, skunks on 606 after Leicester City - Man Utd.

Everyone looking forward to the teary scarf held high "Wank on" at minute 89.

The Shite look punch-drunk, like they're playing from memory.

Any petitions doing the rounds yet?

Joelinton, Tonali and Guimarães is a good 3-man midfield.

Legs, passing ability and a goal threat to back up the front 3.

Jacob Murphy has been superb. Didn't know he had a twin brother playing at Portsmouth.

THE TEARY WANK ON 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8 minutes?!?! What a fucking joke.

This will count

Oh Shit!!

Probably 20 min extra

Edward. Oh fucken shit!!

Arne Slot He Lost The Plot
Down at Goodison Park

Called out the Referee
Cos He Had No Plan B

Oh Arne Slot he Lost the Plot
Down at Goodison Park

Went to Wembley
Still with no Plan B.

Oh Arne Slot he Lost the Plot
Down at Goodison Park.

Very naughty by Joelinton.

It's all over now!!

THERE YA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many trophies?

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+12min and the Shite loose again

A day of mourning in Norway ……

Let's beat them next month. 💙

Freddy 11-bellies in tears hugging Darren 9-bellies with Viking 12-bellies diving in

Who remembers the Quadruple?

Get ready for the Geordies to take the piss out of us for not winning a trophie for a number of years…

As I said ages back, just one trophy now 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Thank fook for that. How embarrassing to be the losing team that gives the Skunk Maggots their first domestic trophy in 70 years!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's the downside, Mike, at least it's the three-handled one.

Thousands of three-handled cup tats on massive bellies.

Joelinton MOTM. Salah MIA.

Thierry: "They were by far superior to Liverpool in every aspect of the game."

For once in my life I wanted the red shite to win, why?

Because of the evil bastards that own Newcastle. They should not be allowed anywhere any sport let alone buying teams in the Premier League, right and proper?

Yes okay, sure they are right and proper. Take the devil's cash and to hell with humanity.

Ha ha fuck off you Norwegian cock ends 🤣🤣🤣🤣😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

If I was in Newcastle tonight, I think I'd start drinking again.

You can relax now Rob and pack your bag with a few cans. Have a boss time. Hope you get to Alexandria. It's an amazing city.

Rob, you gonna dance around the pyramids?

Well done Eddie Howe, there's a bit of blue on that cup this year.

Why Skunk Maggots Rob? Every team as their fair share of tossers as supporters. I know 3 Toon fans, and they are sound.

Eddie is a blue, so fantastic for him

Burn MotM bullshit. Joelinton all day long.

Paul@71. When something is perfect it needs to be repeated.

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The only trouble is that Newcastle have actually won something, so can't have the piss taken out of them by us.

30 years since our last trophy.

Ha ha ha Jack!

LFC were tired!

Excuses starting already!!!

Shiny Shiny Condom Head

I wonder if Slot is Martinez MK2?

Carragher is a scumbag

And I'm so sad for Shitbag Gordon missing out through suspension.

Not.

Made up that Anthony Gordon didn't play either. The tit.

Ice Cold in Alex. A classic war film.

I'm off out to watch the evening match and greet the kopites making their way back into Uxbridge.

I must admit though, the ITV commentator had me cringing with his near orgasm like comments and cliches about the deserved winners.

On 2nd of April we don't need to fear this lot. Take the game to them, don't sink into ourselves. Believe blues.

Does the twat get a medal Liam?

The RS are just fucking frauds... we shouldn't fear them at Mordor!

But when is it our turn to lift the three-handled pot???

My last word on the result

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Liam, I'm cool with Carragher. On the CBS Champions League postgame show with Micah and Thierry and my love goddess Kate, a few weeks ago Kate asked a random question about the greatest keeper ever, and Carragher jumped in instantly "Neville Southall" and was so assertive about it that nobody even disputed him.

Plus he took the on-set razzing about Tarks' goal with great good humor. One of the camera crew is a Blue and he rubbed Carragher's head when the goal went in, and instead of getting pissy he busted up laughing and hugged the guy. I'm OK with him.

Those Geordies are going to need all twelve of their fingers to have their photos taken with that three handled cup.

No Evertonian from Liverpool could ever possibly be OK with spit-dog Carragher.

Joe # 89… because they are fucking horrible fans.

You might well have three decent mates who are Newcastle fans, and I don't know if you've ever been up there for a match involving us, but all they want to do is cause trouble.

Even when they win they are waiting outside the exits from the away end, trying to have a go. You walk down towards the away coaches and they are there, even throwing bottles.

Trust me mate, it's not a nice experience going up there, and if it weren't for the RS, they would be number one on my hate list!

Does Gordon get a medal, Liam or anyone, or is it just the matchday 20?

Ahead of Spuds Rob? And you didn't even mention the stairs.

Was anyone at St James Park for that Easter game in the '70s when we were down the side and they invaded from both sides. I hate the twats.

But Joe is right, there will always be decent ones but they are the ones you meet at work or socially.

I always thought it was just the players on the day who got a medal.

Not 1980s Bet Lynch lookalikes who didn't play but put themselves right at the centre of the celebrations.

I think/hope you're right Liam.

I wanna hear Fog on the Tyne.

And no, I'm not ok with Carragher.

Post-Spitgate, he's always been careful to protect his image and not let the mask fall. He's a fraud.

One half of the stadium appeared to be empty when the rs players went up for their medals. It looked rather as though they were walking alone.

Cup winning clubs get 30 medals to distribute as they wish.

Rob Halligan

Not even just their fans the people in general. There was a crowd of Geordie’s when I was at Manchester University and every Saturday night meant empty bottles of Newcie Brown being thrown to start fights with “Mancs” “Scallies” “Southern Softies” “Sheep Shaggers” or any other cluster of people they thought they could tie with some other part of Britain.

Unlike most, apparently, on here, I don't share this visceral hatred shown towards the Geordies. They are honest, decent, northern folk.

I'd rather the Barcodes win it than those entitled, RS twats across the park. Why didn't Sky focus on the “rs legends” ugly gobs ie Rush, Dogleish, Carra etc.. at the end?

Pathetic, biased commentary throughout. Plus the ref adding on as much time as possible. This game is so corrupt, it's sickening.

I just hope Bournemouth or Brighton win the FA Cup now. Time to break up he Sly Six monopoly. Well done, Newcastle.

If ever a score never reflected how the game was won it was this one.

Liverpool were bewitched, bothered, battered, bewildered and Joelintonised by a far superior team in every department of the game who won it fair and square but deserved to have won 4 or 5 nil.

Nice one, Pete, and will our Marine ever lose another game?

Any geordies I have met are down to earth decent people - fair play to them they were great today. I remember when they bought Burn – I was thinking "Well, what a waste of money this will be."

Today, they beat the team all Everton fans despise so happy days and for me – also happy days that arsehole red shite fan Gordon played no part in the final.

The Barcodes got their money in 2021, we got ours five years earlier in 2016 and they have delivered a trophy and are well in front of us squad wise. They have been in two finals and in the champions league in four years – that is progress.
How long will we Evertonians have to wait for a trophy !

I think he will, Paul. Is it not down to being involved in the whole competition?

I'm with Rob on this, Joe. I have a few Newcastle friends and they are okay. But as collective, they are almost as entitled and deluded as the RS, declaring themselves as big as Manchester United, which they are not. They are not as big as Everton.

Travelling up there is not a great experience. I've had better ones at Chelsea and West Ham.

Gotta agree with Rob @208. They are horrible bastards. Grown men in their thirties and forties knocking fuck out of teenage Evertonians. Thing is we don't live among em, so them before the rs for the win today.

And with Paul@107.

Carragher's an out and out gobshite. He set up Calvert-Lewin after bumping into him in town shopping and I think that incident where the support guy rubbed his head, he was seething and put on an act. He's a cunt!

Liam, Spitgate?

The shite got 50 grand for coming second.

Not even enough to buy Seamus!

Mike, Carra spat at a girl.

Mike, he spat at a teenage girl.

He shouldn't have got his position back with Sky Sports.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg

Kieran, Danny, thanks, never heard about that. Recent?

Mind you Brian don't you remember last day of the season in 2015, when 30 or so Everton invaded Miller's Pub near King's Cross full of Hull and skunks and kicked the craap out of them. The two who got locked up were 16 and 17.

Danny (126),

I don't think that girl was a teenager — she was only 12½!

👍

2018 Mike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg

Carragher was a blue and tells the story that, when he rejoiced at yet another Everton victory on the Liverpool team coach, he was firmly told to shut up.

So, much as I disliked him, as Luke said to his dad, I know deep down there is still good in him.

Spit-gate must have been mentioned on here over a 1000 times.

Spit-dog's old man might even be worse than Spit-dog. Like father like son right? I watched the old man once threatening an older fella in the Crow's Nest in Crosby.

Whisper it, Paul#119, up to 17th, 11 points clear of the bottom 4 relegation places.

Well done, Eddie Howe and the Geordies, for stuffing Victim FC! Delighted that Olive Oil is not lifting the Cup today!

By far the worst fans in World Football and Carragher is a coward! Spitting at a young girl but still kept his job!

It's been great to watch Pete. Closer to 10th than 21st.

Yeah, Danny, that's ugly. Why wasn't he sacked?

Phil, that would explain why he's a Big Nev fan.

“Hope you get to Alexandria. It's an amazing city.”

Just avoid Port Said Rob, it reminded me of those dog shite alleyways around Anfield.

I saw a bloke raise his kaftan and take a dump in a bus queue there.

A literal shithole!

Mr Abrahams Snr #118 may have to seek absolution this week for taking pleasure in the misfortune of our friends across the park.

That was brilliant from Eriksen.

Paul H@22, it’s taken me years but I finally get your humour mate😂😭 joke of the year or ToffeeWeb’s very own Trigger, but either way that was fuckin hilarious that mate💙👍

Jesus hojlund scored

Tony, he's been reeling people in for years, me included. Took me a long time to understand what he does. Absolutely elegant at times.

Tony, re post 22
I don’t get it??
Am I missing something?

With you 100% Mark. Feck knows what Tony is seeing in that. PH is blunt spoken. He doesn't believe in metaphors or analogies.

I think what PH meant is that we will have to put up with skunks crowing about today for years on end. Not that hard to understand. There is very little to understand about PH. Calls a skunk a skunk. Sort of fella whose number one meal is egg and chips. Which it is.

You coming to Chicago, Mark, end of July?

Anyone watching the joy of what that meant today for the Newcastle supporters, it despairs me when I read or hear people saying they are not interested in the cups.

No. Just no.

As well being a fantastic experience that supporters will never forget, it can be a platform for further success.

Remember 1984. I do. Vividly like it was yesterday. Stood behind the goal watching us lift a trophy for the first time in my then young life. Memories like that never leave you.

Me, too, Danny. It was wondrous. I just remember 'ee-I-adio we won the cup'. Bronski Beat 'Small Town Boy' and Van Halen 'Jump' dominating the airwaves.

We did what they did last night, Danny. Everton took over Covent Garden. We were in the Punch and Judy for ages and then the Sussex on Shaftesbury Avenue and then The Cambridge in Cambridge Circus on Charring Cross Road.

What a night! What a day! Not as good as Rotterdam though.

Do we want yernited or Leicester to win tonight?

Leicester CG but I need rat-boy to get some points as he's my FPL skipper this weekend.

Don't worry about the Skunks.

What this club – Everton Football Club needs is a god damned trophy itself.

We've underperformed for 30 fuckin years in Cups.

Paul # 110…….yep, ahead of Spurs, who are number three on the hate list.

'boro have to be somewhere near or in my top three Rob with the shite and skunks. Millwall up there after my two visits to the old ground and various visits to London where Millwall were tracking us on the tube, not least Kensington High Street in 1978.

Rob H @108, I have but only once and that was in the late 90's. But (long story), I was with a family member of my first wife, and was with the Newcatle fans. Grinning like a cheshire Cat I was as we won 1- 3, Super Kev (who else) on the goals.

Are the Leicester fans the only remaining morons in the PL who still do the 'you're shit ahhhhh. when the rival keeper takes a goal kick. Garnacho 2-0. Nope, offside. Poor from Garnacho who has to hold his run.

Last time I saw us in Newcastle was in 1984 when Andy Gray got the winner in injury time. I was in the Gallowgate with a Geordie mate.

Went out on the piss afterwards, had a laugh with everyone we met. Social media has messed a lot of these things up.

Seriously Paul F, but if any Evertonian who lives in our city has said that we won't hear the last of it if Newcastle win has either got to be taking the piss, or genuinely doesn't understand irony?

I'm trying to be kind to Paul, and have now got a picture of Trigger in my head after that hilarious or totally bemusing statement.

Think there's a few sets of fans who do that, Paul. It's hilarious.

Nearly as hilarious as West Ham fans thinking winning the third-rate tin pot UEFA Conference League a couple of years back makes them “Champions of Europe”. Probably a tongue in cheek chant though.

Paul, No, Brighton, Ipswich, Brentford, Wolves all do that. Southampton as well!

I can't do Chicago, no - ojala!

Will be driving through Saxony to Bavaria with some stops in Alsace on the way to visit the wife's rellies.

Never been to The States yet – it's on my bucket list.

If you was in a pub having a bevy with a load of Evertonians and someone come out with that statement Mark, you would surely either burst out laughing or start screaming at the lunatic to fuckn shut-up!

That phone call will last a lifetime Mark, I don’t think I’ve ever had such luck before when I’ve been on the phone talking to a fellow Evertonian, so expect another call now when those bastards are playing in a big game because I always believe that lightning can strike more than once👍😂💙

Mark, it’s a bit rich the Southampton fans shouting “You’re shit, aaaaaaaarrrrrggggg” to the opposition goalkeeper, when theirs has let in 70 goals! 😂😂😂

I'm planning on the Chicago match and then taking taking in San Antonio, Texas and Seattle, the latter two being to see friends.

Hopefully meet a few of you out there.

1984 was wonderful. Friday night at the ESCLA Cup Final party in The Moon Under Water. Ended up in Tooting.

Woke up with a monster hangover. Won the cup and did every pub around Wardour Street and Shaftesbury Avenue and got the last train back to Portsmouth.

I hope they all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed those two nights.

Tony, mate, let's leave it as an open question!

2-0 Man-U. Leicester down with Saints and Ipswich. But, the title is not over now! Thanks RH and MM for educating me o 'You're shit'.

"Champions of Europe', Rob. I pissed myself hearing that still being sung yesterday or perhaps they mean the Euro up Winnners Cup in 1965!

Been feeling under the weather for days but Paul's ironic post, and Newcastle winning has definitely cheered me up.

Wardour Street has just made me think of my favourite Jam album when I was growing up, Paul T, so I'm going to find the energy to start listening to some happy music now.

Love the riverwalk in San Antonio, Danny.

Leicester now the quickest team to concede 1000 goals in the Premier League.

Didn't Oasis do the Morning Glory demo thing on Wardour Street? Tube Station and That's Entertainment.

Will take that result, there is no team I despise more than them lot over the park.

Tarkowski, O'Brien and Branthwaite must be smacking their lips, the way the shite defend set pieces.

Moyes needs to use the next week or so practicing on the set pieces, get that fraud Charlie Adams away, done Jack shit since he came in.

Going forward to the second test event next Sunday, I wonder if Chermiti and Broja will be included in the squad, to get some minutes under their belts, before the derby?

I did the Riverwalk in San Antonio in 1987, Paul.

I remember there was an Irish bar where they gave you monkey nuts for free and the towpath was covered in discarded shells. Isn't it strange, the stupid memories we keep?

Pleased I bought in Bruno for my FPL team and made him captain.That will be 34 points if he doesn't score or assist again!

For me Phil, it's smelling oranges in Seville. But it is often the little things that can make something special. I remember being surrounded by kangaroos in Brisbane and falling all over them.

Think Leicester have now gone about six months without scoring a goal. 😄😄

No goals in 7 consecutive home matches. Leicester breaking records everywhere.

Fuck, pissed skunks on 606 now.

Oh, I don't like Leicester fans either Rob, having lived and taught there for a while.

Listening to Paul H describe a Geordie victory - That's entertainment - argh!

Down in the tube station at midnight was always my favourite but, the ‘tranquility of ‘solitude, definitely grew on me in my later years, and I'd take Paul Weller over those Mancunian brothers, every single day of the week!

Funny but I've just put That's entertainment on my iPad and it's come up with Noel Gallagher on stage with the great Weller!

Mine is the Bitterest Pill. Ironically really, but nothing to do with Everton!!

If we couldn't call it already, I think we can now with that Leicester result.

Weller and Noel singing TE is quite something. Weller way ahead of the Gallaghers. My favourite line Tony - ‘tranquility of ‘solitude' and

'Waking up at six AM on a cool warm morning / Opening the windows and breathing in petrol / An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard / Watching the tele and thinking about your holidays'

and

A police car and a screaming siren / A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete / A baby wailing and stray dog howling / The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking

Paul Ferry, I have to say the vile abuse on the live forum from Sean Kearns was unbelievable, don't know how it was allowed unbelievable. 1 '

Haha - I’m not sure PH does Irony but I get what you mean Tony!
Yes, please feel free to call me during any future shite games. 1 VAR decision followed instantly by a goal against them - it was like having a direct line to the commentary box!
I had me bath and went downstairs and stupidly switched channels (to my wife’s annoyance as she was watching The Greatest Showman) to see if the game had ended, only to see the VAR confirm the shites goal.
Luckily my wife won the day and I turned over again before they could equalise!
Get better soon and hopefully I’ll meet up with you in the Harlech soon.
Regards to your dad!
UTFT

Paul, my West Ham mate claims they sing that “champions of Europe” song ironically…
I’m not so sure they’re that intelligent.
I asked him if they were singing the sign on song ironically as well?
When we played them at their ground last season I was unfortunate enough to be right near their section. They were mainly young lads dressed like peaky blinders and spent the whole of the first half just baiting us. Until Calvert Lewin scored and then they shut the Fcuk up.
They are grade 1 morons.

Getting a cab is much preferred to getting on buses Paul, whilst reading the graffiti about slashed seat affairs!

I went onto New Order singing Love will tear us apart at Glastonbury (a place I bemusedly have still to attend) and I’m going to finish on one of my favourite Irish female singers, Delores O’Riordan singing that incredibly powerful song about Zombies.

I agree with Danny, and it totally bemuses me when I read people on ToffeeWeb, wanting Everton to rest players in cup ties, when we can never win the league.

Fuckn Zombies, if we can’t compete we shouldn’t be in the fuckn league, isn’t it about time we got our defiance back!

Good night everyone, it’s great watching Liverpool lose (except for you Mark, take those fuckn batteries out of yer remote!) but isn’t it about time we demanded a better Everton💙💙💙

I confess I woke up this morning not having got up at 5.30am to wath, But I smiled when I heard the result. My least favourite teams, I have bad memories of doing a post grad in Newcastle, for a whole variety of reasons but mainly the animosity shown to me and my family when we lived in Wylam for nothing other than being from Liverpool. But I support Everton and any team playing the RS, so I smiled and I so wish we were playing them next week..
We can stuff them good and proper if we are up for it, Moyes has to forget his natural instincts and tell the team to go out and batter them, not let up for 90 mins (or 98) I would SO love it for us to put the skids under their title run.. a final dig from Goodison..

I’ve only been to Newcastle for a match once, it must be at least 30 years ago, for an early season night match, which we lost. The Everton end was an open terrace.

My mate and I stopped at a pub just outside of town for a meal at 5.00pm. The landlord was made up we had travelled for the game, introduced us to his mates, then wouldn’t take any money from us for our drinks and eats.

Different days.

Christine

My old Chemistry tutor who was Sunderland said the reason Scandinavia is peaceful today is the Vikings sent their lowest IQ and most violent people to conquer the Newcastle area and they never came back. Nonetheless still better than the RS.

Well the media love in for Newcastle has started. Can't stand them bastard. Bloody hate them.

Paul

It was a tough watch kinda like when Hizbollah started fighting Al Qaeda in Syria. Can they both lose somehow?

Somehow Sloth has managed to exit three cup competitions for the RS in just a few weeks.
Must be painful.

Just as I didn’t think the day could get any better…. Bang on que…. That’s Entertainment😂

Never had a problem with Newcastle until there takeover. Watched a video a while ago, a group of Newcastle fans where asked what clubs where bigger than them.. Everton where mentioned, they absolutely called us rotten. Said what have we ever done. 9 league titles knobheads, in the top 6 for trophies won. So no I have no shame in wanting them arseholes to lose today.

I went to St James' for the first time way back in the 80s. Call it a stadium? Apart from that Main Stand that still exists amongst the rebuilding, it was open, crumbling terracing all around, even the famous Gallowgate End. We were tucked in a corner next to a temporary scaffolding like stand, the likes of which you see at golf tournaments. We spent most of the match having abuse and objects hurled at us.

Fast forward a few decades, and I made the trek up those 190 plus steps. I wish I'd taken binoculars. We may have posts but that away section is up in the heavens.

I got talking to a few Kopites earlier, watching the United v Leicester match. They were licking their wounds, but pretty honest. They gave credit to Newcastle and were critical of their own team.

I took a bit of banter when they discovered I was an Evertonian. I pointed to my jacket, which bears the discreet new Prince Rupert's Tower logo, but it was lost on them.

Apparently, we're going to get "twated" at Anfield. I left them to it. They all shook my hand and one even gave me a man hug.

Bless them.

Zombie!
Now your talking
That is indeed one hell of a powerful song.
God rest, Dolores!

Cheers Christy, much appreciated. That lad has issues. It would be nice and probably best for him if MK had a word and gave him some time off.

Best lines ever Christy. from Kearns... I didn't say your stepmother should suck your cock I said that you should suck her cock.

What a mind?

Appreciated Christy.

Kopite or kopite-lite, that is the question? so I reluctantly became a Geordie for half a day.
Now I can get back to having nothing to do with either of them...which is as it should be.

The redshite were robbed. They just haven’t figured out how yet.

Zombie is superb Tony and Mark, play next to Sinead's Mandinka. Tragedy that those two brilliant and beautiful Irish women are no longer with us. Amy Winehouse too. There are still twats who claim that Dolores took her own life. A massive shiver goes up and down my spine with the first chords of Linger knowing that serene chorus and voice is coming up.

By the way, if you have not seen this Dobbo special it oozes class. I had forgotten that he was the first ever 300,000 quid player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt-ebyLQBYs

In a couple of weeks, we cross the park.

Not everyone's favourite manager, but then who has been of late?

To quote Roberto Martinez, go there with "Sin Miedo". Without fear translated to English.

I don't fear them. We shouldn't. Get under their skin. Wind them up and take the fight to them. We already have after the last outing at Goodison.

This for me

Link

Beautiful Brendan.

Not sure if this is the place, but up the Barcodes!!!!

Slot is like Martinez after Moyes, the wheels are coming off, but unfortunately, they'll win the league. Citteh are off the inhalers this year too.

Who do you think, out of the three (from the RS), will stay for next season?

Not our concern, but still

Just after we hired Allardyce the West Ham fans were singing "you've got Sam Allardyce" in that taunting nah-nah-nah-nah-nah kind of way, at Goodison. After we went up 3-0 they started singing "we need Sam Allardyce" in the same way. So they do have a sense of humour!

Tube Station and That's Entertainment are great, Strange Town is still my favourite Jam song though. Going Underground is also brilliant.

Sinaed O’Connor, what a girl, the voice of an angel, with the mind of a child, way too honest for an establishment that needed protecting from its eternal shame, I still feel great sadness for the way this girl was treated for being so honest and telling a truth, that needed telling.

You can’t beat them, but hopefully the good Lord understands🍀💙