As an Everton enthusiast (until this season) I would like you to answer a few questions. If you can do this then you're worth £70k a week.
1) A few seasons into your reign, you stated you had a five-year plan. What was this five-year plan? Was it to turn into Walter Smith and put square pegs in round holes or give us fans sleepless nights? Maybe it was to get a bumper contract... Well done.
2) Is Blue Blooded Bill the only poor guy left in that Chilean Mine? Should we actually not try and find him? Don?t you care? Is he mining for some precious gems to afford the Toffee Lady's salary?
3) Why did you bring Coleman on for about 10 minutes combined last season, yet he did more in those two games than a right back has done for us in decades? then flog him off to Blackpool?
4) Why did you play Coleman on the bench for half this season? Was it because you were worried about your usual priority of defending? "Well, why not push him to right wing?" said the Evertonians. Oh sorry, I forgot you had Osman, Bily & Anichebe to oust.
5) Do Gueye or Baxter have a chance?
6) Does anyone have a chance fom our youth ?homegrown? players?
7) Why do you buy out-and-out strikers and send them to the corner flags or centre circle when your five-man midfield formation is supposed to actually alleviate this need? A striker plays in and around the opposition penalty box to score goals... or so I thought.
8) Why do we always send all our players back for every corner?
9) Why do we always score a goal then go into a trench of desperation and survival?
10) Why was poor Beckford bought and not given a fair run with a strike partner?
11) Why was Vaughan loaned out when he's probably the favourite player of most of us fans in his attitude to the game and more importantly the club.
12) Why did you delay signing your five-year contract for over half the season?
13) Why did you not give the Yak a sustained run and chance to regain his match fitness before giving him away?
14) Why do you have to buy players that are a jack of all trades but master at none?
15) Why did you play Jagielka and Heitinga for about half a season in centre-mid, right-back consistently seeing it doesn?t work then move them into their favoured positions where they made their trade?
16) Why did you play Lescott at left back all the time and not play Baines?
17) Why did you bring Sander Westerveld and Francis Jeffers to our club?
18) Why don?t you like having balance and pace in your team?
19) Why does Tim Howard have to kick the ball as high as he can every goal kick?
20) Why won't you play two bloody strikers? I maybe not on your money, David, but it's no coincidence we scream out for two strikers and things change straight away?
21) Why did you resort back to your crappy negative tactics in the Derby when we could have stuffed them?
22) Why do you make the wrong substitutions at the wrong times?
23) Why can't you see when a game is going against you and a tactical alteration or a change is required?
24) Why does Jack Wilshere have more money than our Club?
25) What did you say to Keith Wyness?
26) What does Steve Round do?
27) Have you ever watched an Everton team from the 1st tier of a stand? Try it please, David... it's bloody horrible.
28) I love your enthusiasm but sometime I feel embarrassed about the barking of instructions onto the pitch. Are these players professionals or school kids? No wonder Coleman always does his best to run as far forward as he can! I've seen many times players hesitate or make wrong decisions because they get you confusing them basically.
29) Does Arteta just pretend he can't run or is he well and truly finished?
30) Where's the David Moyes we all loved in your first few years? Have you run out of ideas... love for the club... enthusiasm?
31) Do you like Blue Bill? (You can e.mail this in cryptic if you like...)
32) Do players no longer get a game on merit?
33) Why have Hibbert and Osman lasted the Everton revolution... which is no longer a revolution but back to Square One?
34) Why is it so obvious whats wrong and you cant see it?
35) I know your hands are tied by Bill but that squad ? a kid picking the team Champ Manager style could actually do better.
36) Why did I hear a comment from one of our players saying vs Arsenal the second goal killed us and we would have taken the draw?
37) Why do you get paid £10k a day to prevent the above questions... yet don?t prevent them?
38) Do you want to be at Everton in 5 years time? If so, start by giving the fans a reason to want to go and watch Everton... and ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK!
Anyway it's 4am and I need to go to sleep. Feel free to add.
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40/ Why was there no tactical Plan B in place for Pienaar's inevitable departure? Baines looks decidedly out of sorts since he left.
41/ What actually happens at Finch Farm? Is all the coaching left to Round? If so, why? If not, what does he do?
42/ Rodwell or Fellaini? Who's going in the summer?
43/ What had Beckford done to piss you off so much that you'd rather play Victor Anichebe?
44/ What does Anichebe do in training that so impresses you?
45/ What does Osman do in training that so impresses you?
How on earth have you managed a 41% win ratio based on spending a net of only £3m per year?
How have you managed to finish 4th, 5th twice and 6th in the past 6 seasons with the financial constraints placed on your transfer budget?
Considering the disparity on what the other 6 ever present clubs have spent in the Premier League, how on earth have you kept the club up at all?
How did you manage to sign Coleman, Arteta, Baines, Jagielka, Pienaar and Cahill for a combined total of £16m?
How long do you think you would be out a job with that CV if you were not manager of Everton tomorrow?
Feel free to add...
My depression lifted for 90 minutes particularly whilst we were ahead. Whilst it not only depressing and frustrating to see others move light years ahead of us, surely our enthusiasm and support should never drop.
Yes, it is right to question those running the club, particularly about our future and our lack of finances, but to put the blame at the door of Moyes is wrong and misdirected. Another myth put to bed on Tuesday night was that new stadiums lack atmosphere.
Matt at #8 I doff my cap to you.
"Well, actually, Coleman played 16 games, not 15 games." To that tune, you are clutching at straws. For me, Moyes should have been sacked after the 05-06 season. Most who are defending him on this thread say the same stuff: "How has he finished in such a position on such little money?"Well, tell me what the reward was for finishing 6th, 5th, 5th, 8th. I think the most valid questions are the ones aimed at his reasons for dropping Yak and Becks and persisting with Hibbert (and Number 21).
However, your time is up, after 9 years in charge you don't know what your best team is, we still don't have any wingers at the club, we have zero pace ? your fault, Moyes!!
Putting on defenders when we are losing is an insult to us fans, and after 9 years in charge we only look like scoring from set pieces. Football changes, Moyes is still in year 4 of his 10 year plan!!
Thank you, Moyes and goodbye ? and take that fucking chairman with you!
The days of David Moyes are much darker than those of Walter Smith. If Walter had the money that David Moyes had he certainly wouldn't have done any worse. These have been wasted years. I just cannot believe that so many Evertonians are grateful for the utter dross we have been served up.
Art, how is that a fact? Have you got some magic stats to back that claim, or some sort of crystal ball, or is that just you own opinion?Also, your opinion is that on a level playing field we would be a top 3 club, and winning trophies, but anyone who doesn't agree with you is sad?One last question Art, if as you seem to think, Moyes is great, why are we in 15th position in the Prem, 3pts above a relegation place?
Moyes is not the problem at Everton. There is something going on in the background at the club and the look on David Moyes's face during a recent Sky interview proves it to me.
I think that all the recent problems are a backlash from DK. Think about it for a moment: why did two Spurs supporters (both retail businessmen) Green and Earl get involved with us, at the time of DK? After it went tits-up, I think they want their cut back.
Still think "anyone can manage in Scotland"? Check your facts before making flippant, hackneyed and perjorative statements about the SPL. On the flip side, some of the EPL's best managers including Moyes, Ferguson, McCleish have cut their teeth successfully in the SPL.
It does grate me a bit that all the things he has done for this club he is getting such abuse for a season which has been crying out for a kick-start, a spark... Redknapp provided VDV on deadline day in August; imagine if Moyes had been given the opportunity to sign someone like him at a similar time. Plenty of people need to get off the fella's back. The things that he's done for this club warrant a lot more respect than he is getting...
I'm not completely happy with the way he's run things, his habit of bringing subs on with 5 mins left, in fact his totally baffling substitutions allround, and his often negative approach also pisses me off, but if anyone can name a manager who would have done better with the resources and the team he took over I'd like to hear it. (Please, nobody mention that prick O'Neill or Redknapp)
Lescott stayed in at left back because he was immense in that position at the time, only an idiot would have dropped him. Vaughan ? every Evertonians favourite player? What? Every match-going fan I know realises he's nowhere near good enough for the starting 11.
Finally, did you ever see us play under Smith? We were far, far worse than we are now.
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