First two games moved for TV

Great news. Let's avoid the negativity and just be pleased we get to see the blues.

Thank you, Andrew, I clicked on this link fully expecting to see a big old moan. Great news it is!

Sorry, Tony and Andrew, I gotta moan about the Baggies game. 12:30pm at Goodison is 4:30am at my house. Not my best hour.

It is being mooted in the last day or so that all games might be televised and made available to season ticket holders.

As a season ticket holder, I have to say that I don't like the idea of privileged access at this time. The games should be open to all. Watching the team should be a pleasure for every Blue, God knows we need all the pleasures we can find.

Mind you, whether watching us will actually be a pleasure remains to be seen.

John #4, "It is being mooted in the last day or so that all games might be televised and made available to season ticket holders."

I wonder what the policy would be on refunds for season ticket holders If nobody else had access to the televised games. The club might argue that such privileged access to televised games warranted a reduction in refunds.

Mike: " I gotta moan about the Baggies game. 12:30pm at Goodison is 4:30am at my house. Not my best hour." Mike, you need to move closer to Goodison!

Brent, my beach house is for sale. My wife wants to move to Seattle. I don't.

Please send me some Merseyside listings. I promise not to bring any virus with me.

Bootle, Mike. Not the Pacific Northwest but closer to Bramley-Moore Dock.

Too urban for me, Tony. I need water views. Maybe up Crosby way, or out around West Kirkby. Just needs to be on a public transit line to BMD.

Andrew #1, Great news, just be pleased to see the blues.

I can see LFC fans pleased with that, because most of them watch from the armchair.

The season should not have kicked off until everyone was allowed in, even if it took a year. Who benefitted from the start... the TV of course. TV were able to schedule every game even at 6pm kick offs. And that is exactly how they will try it again even when it returns to normality.

Every home games without our fans will be like an away match, and we all know what we're like away from home. Believe me we are in for a tough season.

Crosby has the Anthony Gormley figures, Mike, which you may have seen. They are very poignant and have something of the haunting immobility of our team.

Anyway, happy house-hunting.

Mike, being 8 hours behind is nothing.

I live in Halifax.

It's 1976 here.

Tony @11, a great analogy, that's an epic poetic summary of our midfield. Lol!

Tony @11. I'm surprised someone hasn't already put a Sigurdsson shirt on one.

Mike “I need water views”. Don't come to Southport then, Mike! On the coast but the sea is way out, man.

I can think of few occasions in recent years when watching the blues could be called a pleasure, especially with the unvarnished bias of Carragher.

I was going to end my Sky subscription because listening to the stupid bias shite of the likes of Carragher and Ferdinand was putting me off watching.

I make the experience of watching Everton less dismal by playing a form of bingo I call Gobshite! (trade mark) In which specific drivel remarks like ‘front foot' ‘it really is' or instances of Mcmanamamams over pronounced beauties like ‘it certingly is' or his observations of ‘nice and tight' etc tick a box.

Random Carragher biased is a wild card, so when the talk is about an away win for Port Vale or Carlisle's new away strip and Carragher pops up with an unconnected criticism of Everton, that's a win and you shout Gobshite! at the telly. Hours of fun for the whole family.
Definitely taking it to Dragon's Den.

Mike. Has to be West Kirby mate.

You and I can drink coffee, look out over the sea, and then waylay Marcel Brands to get the lowdown when he partakes of his daily constitutional.

Mike #9. It's all pointing to Crosby.

Carlo's got a pad there in the Beverley Hills part called Blundellsands. He could be your neighbour. He may even invite you on his evening strolls, asking opinion and discussing strategies, under the spectacular Crosby beach sunset.

I feel your pain Mike. Having spent a fair bit of time in the US and Texas in particular, having to drink at that time of the morning is a big ask. And watching Everton without a drink to hand is an even bigger one!

Now for the optimist. I'm a superstitious sole and note we play Tottenham followed by West Brom.

1984, we lost the opening fixture 4 - 1 to Tottenham followed by a 2 - 1 defeat to West Brom. We went on to have the finest season in our club's history. Romped to the league title with a then record points tally, won our first and only European trophy and only narrowly missed out on a historic treble in extra time at Wembley.

I'm off to the bookies . it worked for that Leicester fan a couple of years ago.

Yes, I was out last night and still feeling the effects!!

Must have been some stuff you were drinking Danny lol.

Mike @17 I've been playing that Bingo game for years with the BBC since Hansen and now Smurphy, Lawrenson, Green etc etc. I have a variation called C*nt - I play this during PMQs and Conservative Party broadcasts - I usually run out of ink ! I however did not trademark it so onward and upwards with your efforts on Dragons Den. I look forward to hearing our not so wonderful neighbours being referred to as the Red Sh*te, Bastards, Nobheads, Wankers and of course Kopites are Gobshites etc etc on National TV as you negotiate a deal and show EFC how its done. Good Luck !!

Anyone want to guess who's going to be on sky soccer Saturday ? And even whether Jeff will still be hosting.
I'm going with Jeff staying plus Merson as a definite. Then perm any from Clinton Morrison, Sue Smith, Alex White and Glen Johnson

Martin @ 12 Possibly the funniest post I've seen on T W lol

My other dragons den sure fire winner is to have Michael Owen narrate audio porn.

Mike (26), he'd even make that sound boring.

Jonathan 24, I use to like Sky News and Jeff Stelling and the lads, but that was a few years back. Sky Sports is so political now, fed up with that BLM advert chucked in your face. Only watch the footy and cricket now, even though you have to put up with everyone wearing a mong badge.
You are right about the new panelists, just waiting for a high profile just out of the closet lesbian or homosexual to get a seat, after all it pays well. That should draw them out. Flys and shit.

How about John Barnes, David? An ex Red and right colour.

Just glad Charlie Nicholas and Phil Thompson have gone! They were shocking in the extreme.

I stopped my Sky subscription recently so I'll have to suffer with the rest of you in Arabic or Dutch. Not a penny more to Murdoch or Carra!