Who cuts the blue ribbon?

After he's cut the ribbon we all sing, "We stopped you winning the title!"

Then we throw him in the canal.

Dig Bill up and have Moshiri work Bill's hands. Then Farhad can say "we did it Bill".

Other than that, Phil's #6 suggestion.

*In work one day during a slow period we got to discussing who we'd have giving us the millionaires cheque from the newly invented National Lottery win. After the usual round of sex symbols one guy pipes up, Frank! Our senior partner that nobody liked. And he followed it up with 'and I'd still turn up for work on Monday morning'!

Every time I watch him speak about the club, I have to dry my eyes.

Colin Harvey leading them out. Southall, Stevens, Ratcliffe, Van Den Hauwe (who is quoted as not liking to speak "about that". Steven, Reid, Bracewell, Sheedy and Gray. As well as Richardson and Harper.

I may be being harsh, but I left Sharp off the list. Loved him as a player, but he hurt me with his behaviour on the board. Maybe time will heal.

What a team we witnessed, denied of their opportunity to go onto more.

Just, no rainbows, no social "messaging".

Imagine, all those ex players standing on the half way line, gracing the hallowed turf once again as Paul McCartney leads 52,850 in a sing-along.

But if we're turning to supporters, Dave Abrahams to open the new stadium.

Although, there is still time I suppose for him to be proven correct…

I would also ensure a pride of place to those of KEIOC, perhaps even a few lifetime season tickets for them because, without them, as Tony says, we would be waiting for the 44d at every bus stop for ever more.

There are so many no longer with us who will be with us, smiling, on that first day. We should ensure we have signs in the stadium for a top seating area that physically doesn't exist — Heavenly Blues will have the best seats in the house.

Finally, somewhere out of the way, a few hundred eats ring-fenced for the season ticket holders of ToffeeWeb, because with you we are immense.

Steve at #3 is spot on, the last 2 Evertonians alive to be involved in any success for the club, Colin Harvey and Big Joe.

The King should get the honour surrounded by Everton legends. The fake republican rs knobheads would explode if Charlie cut the ribbon. Anyway, it's tradition for the reigning monarch to get all the important gigs.

With musical entertainment by Half Man Half Biuscit – even if they are Tranmere fans.

McCartney was brought up in an Everton family. I would have to look it up, but I believe his father sat in the Upper Bullens.

But he also quoted as saying he supports both Liverpool teams. Not for me.That is not possible.

Although his former house in Allerton is famous, his origins are in Speke. 77 Western Avenue. His mother was a local midwife.

Has to be Colin Harvey

Big Nev would be a good shout as going to any stadium is about watching the sports people/players perform in a match. No-one's done it more often than Southall in representing Everton.

Has to be Harvey and Southall!!

So now I'm going down the Dave route and suggesting Speedo Mick, with Michael Jones family member to assist, with Colin Harvey and Royle following behind with the eighties legend players.

Anyway, if there's no raffle I would have to go Colin Harvey. If it's Royalty you want – Harry and Megan – they, like us, do it their way and two fingers to the so called establishment. For a politician, I would pick Andy Burnham for obvious reasons.

Just a thought - EFC should arrange for the turf in the Gwladys Street end 18-yard box to be brought to the new stadium. That is hallowed ground and it would be a good way of involving the Old Lady in the move. I'm welling up as I typed that.